Like a Pro, not a Boss

so i just wrote sara probably the LONGEST letter ever, well not ever, well actually yes possible ever. it was three pages long and was just wishing her Auvwoa(? i know that is definitly not how you spell it but sound it out and then maybe you might get what im trying to say, you know the french term.) It was three pages long and long story short it

1. Told her to please please please go to a Rodeo and show those missourians what we are made of.

2. i told her that while she is away i would be doing some hardcore falking like a Pro.

3. I have recently come to discover that i have these little hairs growing right next to my voluptuous lips  which i am definitely going to have to pluck and totally blamed her for that.

4. obviously i told her that there would not be any sneaking out with any of those hick boys without her parental unit going (this is totally ironic because sara would NEVER in a billion light years do that)

5. Sara is forbidden from reading the letter until she is in the car, beginning her journey as CLEARLY stated on the outside of the letter.

6. I strongly advised her that when she is 80 years old and pruney looking with her boobs sagging to the ground a friendship bracelet would definitly be the thing to get to remind her of this wonderful and enlightening trip she is going to have.

7. And i hoped that she could possibly pick me up a pet lizard?!?!? maybe es possible?!

I mean LOOK AT THAT! that is DEDICATION!!!!

well anywho i think jesus might be playing musical chairs wayy up in heaven with his good friend mother nature because we are definitely having a lightning storm.

which is a-okay for me, because i love storms.

Goodbye hugs only XXXXX maybe you will get some kisses tomorrow :) but only if your nice.. Just kidding that sounded way weirder than i intended it to be.