So this weekend my couisn Katie (yes we have the same name) got married. Now i've seen this girl go through bad breakups and being single and how much that sucked. And now it was her turn and it was just very touching. I dont know why but lately somehow ive become this super emotional person! i cry at everything! and in like 8th grade i was the toughest girl around and nobody had seen me cry! But now like 4 years later i see a sqiurrel and i bawl i think of waterfalls and get misty eyes. No im just kidding! but i did cry in the hills finale and when whitney went to new york for good. And at my cousins wedding i started thinking about MY wedding day and having me faja walk me down the isle and had to suck it all in...because this was HER day!
That day though i woke up at 655! IK its like SCHOOL all over again, plus i didnt get to bed till like 1ish the night before. So all the girls in the bridal party (i wasnt but i was her "personal assistant") went to this salon called aqua and it was super posh and chic with all mirrors and glass and gray walls it was sooo cool and we all got our hair done. THe night before i bought a cosmo which i love love love to read i feel so much older and mature, but i never had the chance to read it. I had this miley cyrus and lauren conrad inspired side bun thing which turned out really well. Then we all went to subway ate and got our makeup done and then had to go straight to the church. Where i had to put my high heels on which were at least 3 1/2 inches and i almost died it was horrible my feet hurt after like 20 seconds. The ceremony was really nice and the groom had cousin that were 18 so i had some nice eye candy, but i didnt see them till the reception and they were being kind of poopers and werent dancing. Since i cant drink or anything i loaded myself up with kitty cocktails and rorey rogers and had a blast with my schwasted cousins and we danced the night away and it was magical. Hahaha lets just say by the end of the night i was BUSHED.
Oh yah i forgot a little part. So my other cousin who isisnt getting married but is a bridesmaid just had a baby, hes about 5 or 6 weeks old. She REALLY needed a babysitter and just a night off it was crazy she looked about half dead. So i texted up my friends and asked my friend marykate to do it. I told her too meet us at the hotel where they were staying at 8 oclock and they would get her situated in the hotel and then we'd be back at like 12ishh. At like 6 on friday i told her i would text her all the details of directions when i got home from tennis,, well i had to go straight to the reception and had NO time to get ready, so obviousily i didnt end up texting her. So then at like 8ish after the recpetion i got all these texts after the reception saying "what does your cousin look like," and "Katie answer your phone." and some others and im just like what!???? SO i call her up while i was having a mental heart attack this is what our conversation sounded like
K: wait, mary kate your not at the hotel right now are you, waiting? (its 840 we told her to be there at 8)
MK: yes
K: marykate the wedding is on SATURDAY not friday! i told you that
MK: (a very exasperated sigh) katie i can show you the text
I dont remember saying friday AT ALL
K: well marykate go home go home now! im sure they will pay you!!! (frantic desperation kicking in, along with some MAJOR freaking out) Im so sorry mary kate im so sorry have you been waiting long? (plus this hotel where she was supposed to wait was at least 25 minutes away)
MK: no really its fine.
K: Im sooo sorry (i say this about like 500 times)
and then the conversation ends
SO naturally i tell my mother because she cant babysit on saturday and ive asked just about every person i can think of to babysit. And my mom was already in a pissy mood so it just made it worse. So at 10 oclock after telling my cousin casey that we found an alternate babysitter (who had never done infants before but made 100 bucks so she was happy about that) after the other one "couldnt make it." SO then being the gracious and giving person that i am i drove all the way to mary kates house with my mother at 10 oclock, went to walgreens and got a card that said "THANKS, in some cultures i would be giving you a goat, some a teeth necklace. then i wrote in "sorry they didnt have a crad that said im an idiot, so i settled for something funny instead." and i put 20 DOLLARS of my OWN money, not my mothers and gave it to her. And in babysitting land thats pretty good because she didnt really have to DO anything and was only there for about 40 minutes. SO but here i was trying to do something nice for casey and i totally fucked it up, how typical. this just screams something that i would do, honestly.
Now im going to do a bob and jillian video with sara and contantly bob is yelling do you wanna punch me? well then do it! punch me! and all you wanna do is SHUT up bob!
Hope that was entertaining enough. love katie and sara.
oh this is my most favorite picture from the wedding its with my parents
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