i was just smoked by a grandma

today my madre and i had YOGA! last week sara came with me because my mom worked but this time my  mom came with. It was hard. And it sucks because you are bascially surrounded by old ladies who have obviousily been doing this for awhile and they are all SMOKING me!. Its horrible! my arms will be shaking and they will just be lounging in their position not even breaking a sweat. But it made me feel a little better knowing that one of the grandmas who could do EVERYTHING came up to us as we were leaving and was like "it's hard isint it?!" i was just like your telling me sister!!!

Sara and i though got our tye dye kit so sometime this week im going to tye dye like 7 of my sweat stained t shirts---gross i know too much information. But they had neon tye dye but they were all sold out but that would have been uber cool!

SO now im eating this pasta salad thing that had grapes chicken celery noodles and mayo in it and i know your like "ew yuck" but its delicious and im about to sit down and try to read the new cosmo that i bought. It has kim kardashian on it. And then im going to the mall, but now that i am 28 dollars short because i had to pay marykate because of our debacle, im not going to be able to enjoy myself nearly as much because i wont be able to buy as much
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Then later today while im boiling in the sun sara and i have tennis. And i just found out that shes going to miss like ALL next week because shes going to missouri for vacation, how unfortunate. But last week mikey asked me if i had any good jokes for him, so this weekend i asked people if they had any good jokes, and this is the ONLY one i got.

Knock Knock
------Whos there
Smell mop
------Smell mop who?


get it get it smell my poo! haha i know your probably doubling over in laughter right now that joke was so funny

and then i went to ask.com where this one person had all these jokes but i dont get them at all

i have a couple but i want to expand my joke book...

1. Q. What do you do if a bird poops on your windscreen?
A. Dont take her out again!

2. The seven dwarfs were sitting in the bath feeling happy so Happy got out and left

HAHAHA

i have more... those are my funniest ones which EVERYONE laughs at

i dont get the bird one. 

this other one i found was like "have the other person start the jokes, so they would say knock knock....then whose there?.....and they dont know whose there so they cant say anything. Isisnt that retarted!!!

okay im losing my mind reading all these super stupid jokes im outie!! katie