Wednesday, July 20, 2011

I can show you the world, shining, shimmering, splendid.

you know what i think is just downright sad. Sara has never seen cinderella. And actually since yesterday she had never seen aladdin. Plus shes never seen mulan or sleeping beauty or bambi (dont really like that one) or snow white. Its TRAGIC!!!! So it is my duty as the bestest friend ever to fill sara in on all the classic movies that her parents failed to have her watch.

Yesterday at the hospital, this lady walks up to us. Just from looking at her im like oh jeez. not to be judgmental or anything. She has a yellow shirt/polo on and teal pants, well shorts. Her legs need a good shaving, it looks like shes neglected to shave her legs for last century. She has a fanny pack and high socks on that go up pasttt her ankles. And heres the best part, she has a wig, but you can see her white hair that is the same length as her wig underneath. So all around her face she would have these little white pieces falling out! and then she would scratch her hair constantly and her wig would go with her!!!! so shes moving her hair! this chick was crazy.

So all the girls are sitting by the volunteer desk and all of a sudden she comes up to us, and Hailey was like "dude im not talking to her she scares me." So naturally saras not going to talk to her so its just me.
This lady comes up to us and shes like "WHERES ANDY?!?!?!?!?!?!" and were all like "uhhhh hmm whose andy? is he a patient?" and shes then like "NO ANDY DROVE ME HERE." and then she continues to tell us that andy dropped her off like an hour and a hlaf ago and shes been waiting ever since. Shes just going balls to the walls. Talking to EVERYONE. SO a security guard sees her and sets her outside to wait for andy in case he shows up. Then when the security guard comes back shes like if that lady comes in again let us know. So obviously the crazy lady came back in. and starts talking to the reception lady and everything. Eventually like 45 minutes later andy walks in and it turns out he couldn't find his car in the parking lot! so this security guard (rather hunky and yummy if i do say so myself) goes to help him find his car and firmly tells the crazy lady to wait and that they will be back(i had a strange suspicion that he did NOT want her coming along). So they found his car and left THANK GOD! that  was probably the most exciting thing that happened all day, other than the drunk guy who was having trouble standing and was looking for someone.

You know how i said the other day that i had mad song finding fever? whoever you are? well yes i found the song that was in Victorias secret thank goodness!
This was the song. Sara said it doesn't seem like something vickys would play  which i totally agree with.

Plus since its almost 100 degrees here (which you guys probably dont know) but i will give you a hint. I dont live in africa! now it narrows it down to 6 continents! anyway since is balls hot tennis was cancelled which for once im soo happy about because i had a match today and then practice and i would have had to put on a but load of sunscreen on!!!

Sara and I though are going to kohls hopefully cross your fingers and hope mrs. will let her drive. To see if we can find a cheap sundress to do more tye dying on!!!!

Last night when we were watching aladdin sara borrowed my fone because she didnt have hers to text her mom and let her know she was by my house. And when i was looking at my fone messages i found that someone texted me from an unknown number and then i was like "oh its probably sara texting her mom" so i clicked it and this is the first thing i see which is a text from her mom "you think the cheezit box cleaning fairy will come tonight?" Hahah mrs O'c like her house to be spick and span!

Kay you guys its offically 7 days till my birthday!!!! I originally was like okay i want a facial! because i love the feeling afterward! but then i was like ohh poo because that would probs be all i get! so then i was like well what about a massage! so now i cant decide what i want.

great. fantastic. peace and love in the hood.

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