Sunday, July 31, 2011

the glokenspiel.

today Sara and I went to German fest. I know it sounds like fun right? Yeah well i need to do it for my art class and it was hotttt as balls out there it was like 95 and suppppper sunny. I had to get all these pictures of different kinds of people and this one is definitely my favorite, or well favorites...





 The last one is of this little mexican kid he was adorable. and his pants im PRETTY sure was supposed to be shorts on like a older kid, it was hilarious and the other little boy he is just so cute and they were all dressed up for this parade that was going on, it was perfect. but im NOT A PEDIFILE, because i realize this mayy be slightly creepy but hey...i got my pictures of cultures!

Plus i got this picture with me and sara and these old guys that were slightly creepy they were all drinking their bruskies, my mom said they were flattered to get their picture taken! But this one guy was like HERE hold my beer! and i was like hahaha okayyy?!?! It was wierd but its a good picture thats for sure. My skin though is like ultra hot so im almost positive that im burnt which is NOT SURPRISING, given my inner gingerness even though i have the blondest hair could be, well not could be, but ITS pretty blond and all natural! 

Okay peace and blessings. xo.  

Saturday, July 30, 2011

you're like an Indian summer in the middle of winter.

Last night...or i guess this morning i woke up at like 2 oclock and was like "shit my butt hurts." And the past couple of days its been bothering me and my dad has been forcing me to take like baths and wierd stuff like that. But it REALLY hurt today. So i went downstairs cause my room was hott as usual, and i kinda sat around and took a 40 minute nap. and laid on the couch and finally at like 7 my madre woke up and saw me wallowing in self pity, and got my dad up and he checked me out. It turns out i had this sist-syst? like thing on as my dad doctorly called it on my gluteal cleft, or basically my butt crack, not like in my butt, i dont want you to think im some totally uncleanly person, it was basically right above it. How wonderful. I know your probably like "ew gross why would she tell us this," but i just have to get this all out. My mom though was all frantic because things progressed rather quickly, starting on my birthday. Obviousily Jesus loves me. This little adventure must have been his way of saying Happy Happy birthday. Just kidding. But my mom and dad were calling my doctor and figuring out whether or not i should go to Urgent Care to see a surgeon or to just go to the doctor at their office. Well we drove like 30 mintues to go to this SUPER NICE yoga meditation center looking hospital. It was made from stone all around and was painted in soothing browns and earthy tones. So we sat there for like maybe 5 minutes and this guy came up to us in scrubs and was like can you come with me, he led me to this room where he took my blood pressure and rolled some thing over my forehead? i dont know what that was for. Then he led me to my actual room, yes i actually got a room. And eventually this nurse comes in, she was probably late 50s and totally adorable, she was really nice and was trying to make me feel better but I was just not having it. I was oozing with nerves. She asked me all these questions and was like eventually "well were gonna have you get dressed now." and i was kinda like ...ohkkay? "how do i do this." and she was all like well were gonna have you take off your shirt, and then i said "do i have to take off my pants? And she nodded and i was like ohh goodie. And you know how those gowns or w.e. are like "exposed" in the back, the only thing that was keeping it from flying open was the three ties. So then i felt totally self concious, and it was pretty chilly. I sat down on the bed and she said she wanted to "take a peek." she looked or w.e. and i said "isint it yummy looking," because i know it was totally disgusting looking. She got me all prepped and everything, and eventually the emergency doctor came in, very nice guy, he made me feel a little better when he said he sees this ALL the time. He took a look at my.....situation? and said he was gonna numb it before the procedure. He said it would feel like getting novacane. It would sting at first but then it would feel better. Yeah well TOTALLY NOT TRUE. See  was laying on my stonach, and he was on my left and my parents were on my right. I think i would have shit my pants if i would have looked over to my left because he had all his "materials" out, and they were pretty freaky looking. Yeah well for him to fix me up only took like 10 minutes but it hurt like hell, my mom said he didnt really wait a whole ton of time for the numbing medicine to really go into effect, so i felt just about everything. and lemme tell you it was not fun at all. I kept on like curling and uncurling my toes when it would hurt and i was so afraid i would flinch and his scapel would like pierce my vertebrate and next thing you know im paralyzed foreverr. After he was done though i was like oh thank god. But he had to put gauze INSIDE yes INSIDE the systy thing, and my dad tommorow is going to have to pull it out, cause he didnt want it to fill back up and this way it wont come back. KILL ME NOW. when i asked my dad if it would hurt he was like...ooh yeah itll sting a little, see and he can take it out because hes a doc, but it still sucks in general. wonderful i know, im probably giving wayy to many details, but i just cant tell you PART of the story, plus thats no fun. Anyway the doctor left and the nurse had me take this BIG ASS pill it was the biggest thing ive ever seen. I was kind of woozy and when i tried to sit up i almost fell over, it was classy. I cleaned myself up though, put my clothes on, and we walked out basically. Then my mom said i deserved a treat because i was a total trooper, my older brothers would have been blubbering like a bunch of babies if it were them. So we went to this place called Oscars that had custard and the best heart clogging burgers ever. I just felt nasty afterward. And it doesnt help that i literally have the walking speed that slower tha a 85 year old grandma with her walker. Because its just so painful. 

When we got home though i was like awesome because i was so tired and just needed a nap, so i watched wedding crashers, after like 15 mintues of inner debate on what to watch. And then took a nice long nap. Wasnt that the best story ever! Obviousily im just kidding. But sara came over later today and we watch Beauty and the Beast finally. Then my older 21 year old brother tried to convince Sara that the muppet movies are the best thing anyone has every invented, with i dont think much sucess. See sara is a very comedy and romantic comedy kind of girl, she HATEs action movies, but then again she never watches them, she just presumes that their bad. I have given up though on trying to change her mind though. So sara got to see the first 20 minutes about Muppets treasure Island before she had to leave.

And now im here writing, i should probably go to bed i have a long day ahead of me tommorow that i dont think i am looking forward too, but i guess we will see.

I commend you for reading till the end, this was a long one. Peace and blessings.

Friday, July 29, 2011

im the baddest baby in the atmosphere

I am LIKE, yes, i do tend to say like alot, anyway obsessed with cobra starship and one republic lately I dont know what it is but i just love that their music is so chill and relaxing and upbeat and happy. None of this eminem threating to tie me up and burning my house down, and dont get me wrong i heart eminem, but sometimes he can put a downer on my mood. So there is aproximately only 3 weeks left of summer and it is depressing to the core, i guess i should probably just stop thinking about it altogether but its just hard not to. its that end of summer that always sucks, the sudden realization that "oh shit i have to wake up early now" and you have to do homework and STUDY. Ugh yuck.

But anyway a bunch of my friends and I all got together for a day after my birthday celebration. We went to this resturant that was mexican, and it was very supprisingly crowded. They totally told us that it would only be 20 mintues and 30 mintues later after we were all getting squirrely and restless and wondering wether we should just stop at the KFC right next to this place. But then they called us up. Naturally all of my friends were like "shes the BIRTHDAY girl." so at the end of dinner like 7 waiters came up with their marraccas and sombreros and were singing, and this other worker was trying to take a picture of me but i kept on breaking eye contact. They gave me a red and pink sombrero to keep and some flan as dessert. My friend told me it tasted like flesh and thinking of that made her not want to eat it. But it wasnt that bad. Plus our waiter was a total babe named Juan and i am CONVINCED that he unbuttoned one on his buttons on his Ralph Lauren polo just so that we could see some of his chest hair which i HATE i just HATE chest hair, blech, yuck. None of my other friends seemed to notice this though. Then we went home and chatted up a storm for like 4 hours and i was like totally utterly POOPED, and then randomly two of my friends just randomly break out in song, and like EVERYONE knew it, so i was just like well this sucks im tired and all of my friends are singing. Plus then one of my other friends was snoring like ridiculousily loud and it was VERY irritating, it was hard to fall back to sleep after that.  Then people had to work in the morning so everyone left pretty early which this time I didnt mind because i was just soo tired. But that night we literally watched like 20 Jenna Marbles videos. Shes hilarious if you havent seen or watched any of her videos go and do it now. Some of them are just like HILARIOUS like her justin beiber one or the one about Nikki minaj. I think that would be so cool though, to become super famous off youtube videos and just have fun with it. But after awhile i dont think i would know what to make a video of, i would have directors block.

But sara came home last night, and today when driving to tennis she forgot to text her mom when she got there so now she cant drive us all next week which kinda blows big time. Shes out running errands now with her dad and i think maybe after that were going to watch Beauty and the Beast because she hasnt seen that either. how sad :(

On my birthday though i forced my mother to go to the mall, well not forced. But we went to this store to figure out what size i would be in birkenstocks, and it turns out im a 37 which is a 6 to 6.5 which i just dont think is right because i have wayy bigger feet than that. Then we went to vickys where the girl offered to size me so i was like sure why not! SO she sized me and if you bought this one bra that day you got a free tshirt so i was all for that. I ended up getting this one thats white and has gray leopard print. Im a little worried that it doesnt fit as well as i wanted it too but were not gonna tell momma bear that.

Now im just chilling, i finished tihs book called the Summer I turned Pretty and it was pretty good, it was one of those ones where when i started it i Just could'nt stop, it kept me going. And now just when i wanna read the sequal, i was gonna get it from the library but theres a BILLION people who have a hold on it too, well not a billion just seven. But i cant wait that LONG! So i might have to pull a "spend a day at Barnes and Noble." and just sit and read the book there. Which i havent done all summer so im okay with that.

Okay people im gonna start to get carpol tunnel if i keep on typing. Bye.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

So i was totally blogger stalking people for a bit before im out to shopping and found this like survey thing that i have decided to do.

Would you rather lose all of your mascaras, eyeliners, lipsticks, and lip-glosses or lose all of your palettes and eye shadows?...................palettes and eye shadows definitly
Would you rather chop off all your hair or never be able to cut it again?.......................never cut it again
Would you rather have a coral cheek or a pink cheek?.......................i dont know what coral cheek is
If you had $1000 to spend, would you rather buy clothes or makeup?................buy clothes absolutely
Would you rather apply lipstick as eyeliner or eyeliner as lipstick?................lip stick as eye liner
Would you rather only shop at MAC or Sephora?......................Sephora..duh you can buy MAC at sephora
Would you rather only use one eye shadow color or one lip color the rest of your life?........one eye shadow color
Would you rather wear winter clothes in summer or summer clothes in winter?.............summer clothes in winterr
Would you rather have dark nails or bright nails all year round?..........BRIGHT seventeen says that brights are in
Would you rather give up your favorite lip product or your favorite eye product?.........favorite lip because i dont have that many
Would you rather only be able to wear your hair in a ponytail or a messy bun?............hair in a ponytail!!!
Would you rather never be able to paint your nails again or never use lip-gloss? never use lip gloss its overrated espically if its windy and then your hair gets all stuck in it
Would you rather shave your eyebrows and have none at all? Or sharpie them in everyday?.......since my hair is blond i really dont have eyebrows their invivisble, so id rather have none at all
Would you rather live without makeup or nail polish? nail polish alll that wayy

well that was fun. maybe you should try it. peace out

go ahead and scream it.

It feels so weird to be sixteen. My mother got all sentimental with me and was all like "oh how time flies" with a dramatic sigh. I mean it is a little sad, im HALF WAY through high school and i can still remeber the first day of freshman year. But i feel so much better saying im sixteen ya know? When people would ask me how old i am i always felt embarassed to say fifteen. Now i feel more mature, and adult. Weird right?!?!? Yeah i know. But this morning i woke up early to go to breakfast with my good friend rebecca, we gossiped, chatted and then went to this really high end store that i did not know was high end, and felt very oddly out of place. They sold Dianna Von Furstenburg, and fancy schtuff like that. Now though im home all alone which is actually really nice because its just....quiet. Theres nobody to bother me and i dont have to SCREAM over to the other room because my brother im convinced with deaf because he has to turn up the volume to the TV to like the highest it can possibly know.

all sorts of people are telling me happy birthday on face book though, like people that i dont know at all and friended them anyway, which i always find really creepy. Like one time this kid friended me and i didnt know him, so i falked him. And he went to this school in Minnesota, and i think was my age. But on his wall it said that he friended TWO GIRLS that had the exact same name as me that same day. how utterly weird and creepy. Plus when i was a freshman i remember setting my account so that people when they type your name into the search box they couldnt see or find you. And i was just like after the first month like WHY ISINT ANYBODY FRIENDING ME!!! do i smell, do people not like me, maybe they think i talk to much, which i totally do. But then i realized that i had that setting on, because im an idiot.

But now im looking up victorias secret bras because if you buy one today you get a free tshirt, hoping that my mom will buy me one, while jamming out to cobra starship and OneRepublic, debating whether or not i should paint my nails or not, maybe ill make myself one kick ass lunch. Happy Birthday to myself, Jesus obviousily loves me because he decided it was going to be poopy and rain all day. my faith is strong.

Im just gonna go be one HOT MESS,
xoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxox love love katie.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Basic bitches wear that stuff so i dont even bother.

I just listened to this song and its not even that good but I LOVE IT. Its called Gucci Gucci by Kreayshawn. Shes 21 and loaded with tats. Shes basically a girl rapper, whose actual name is Natasha. as she says shes "got swag pumping out her ovaries." In a way she kinda looks like Lady Gaga Not in her video but in this interview shes in, shes got the whole multicolored hair blond in the front redish brown in the back, and she wears like SUPER long eyeliner, like almost up to her eyebrow basically. This is the lyrics ..

[Sample:]
One big room full of bad bitches

[Hook:]
And we stunting like
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
Basic bitches wear that shit so I don't even bother

[Verse 1:]
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
The basic bitches wear that shit, so I don't even bother
I put that on my partner, I put that on my family
Oakland city representer, address me as your majesty
Yeah you can kiss the ring, but you can never touch the crown
I smoke a million Swisher bluntsand I ain't never coming down
Bitch you ain't no Barbie I see you work at Arby's
Number 2, super-sized Hurry up I'm starving
Gnarly, radical, on the block I'm magical
See me at your college campus baggie full of Adderalls
Call me if you need a fix, call me if you need a boost
See them other chicken heads? They don't never leave the coop
I'm in the coupe cruising, I got the stolen plates
Serving all the fiends over there by the Golden Gate
Bridge, I'm colder than the fridge and the freezer
I'm snatching all your bitches at my leisure
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/k/kreayshawn/gucci_gucci.html ]
[Hook:]
And we stunting like
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
Basic bitches wear that shit so I don't even bother

[Verse 2:]
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
I'm lookin like Madonna but I'm flossing like Ivana
Trump, you know I keep that work in my trunk
Got my hand on the pump if you wanna press your luck
I'm yelling "Free V-Nasty" 'til my throat is raspy
Young, rich and flashy I be where the cash be
You can't find that? I think you need a Google Map
My pearl-handled kitty-cat will leave and press your noodle back
Now Google that groupies follow me like Twitter
I'm rolling up my catnip and shitting in your litter
Why you looking bitter? I be looking better
The type of bitch that make you wish that you ain't never met her
The editor, director plus I'm my own boss
So posh, nails fierce with the gold gloss
Which means nobody getting over me
I got the swag and it's pumping out my ovaries

[Hook:]
And we stunting like
Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
Basic bitches wear that shit so I don't even bother

[Outro:]
Oh, all you basic ass hoes out there
Man I got rooms full of bad bitches
They don't need Gucci, they don't need Louis
We swagging, ehh, meow

i THink my favorite part is about the "bitch at Arbys." I had like NEVER heard of this chick before and apparently she was like super popular in May when tht song come out. WHO KNEW! But anyway go listen to it, itll get stuck in your head i bet. 


So tomorrow is mis cumpleanos. and my mother is working and i cant drive so im stuck, hopefully, cross our fingers, my friend rebecca jenny and i will all go to the zoo. I havent been there in FOREVER. and my brother has football and my dad might possibly be working late, so idk if were going to be able to do our usual family going out  dinner. But my friends birthday was yesterday and i just got this Invite to a TOGA PARTY, yes i know a toga party, shes obsessed with those i swear. But i really wanna go it sounds like alot of fun but NONE of my friends are going and the only person that im really friends with is the birthday girl. Like i know people there but its not like id call them up to go hang out. So im in a pickle the fun and outgoing part of me really wants to go, and the other part of me just wants to make up an excuse for why i cant go. Im in a big pickle. ugh this sucks. well anyway mikey told me a joke yesterday. 


Why does Tigger always smell so bad?






































because he hangs out with pooh!




HAHAH hilarious i know. Okay you guys im going to go watch teen wolf and then bake outside again ive got MAJOR bad tan lines that need to be taken care of. And it'll be a chance for me to listen to all these classic songs that i havent listened to in FOREVER, like all of OneRepublics old stuff, i love their music its soo good. And jacks mannequin Dark Blue. love love love that song. Okay peace out girl scout. 

Monday, July 25, 2011

FIREWORKS gone wrong

So i was looking at my pictures from the fireworks at festa and this is how they turned out




It looks like a spider 



Idk what is up with that one!


some of them turned out okay. But in the one where there is two fireworks the one on the top is the real one, and the other is the reflection. Iteresting huh?

Its FESTA BITCH!

This weekend all things together was pretty sucessful. Mis Padres, one of my brothers, and my long time friend katie all went to Festa. Which is this italian fest. I wanted to go in the first place because for my art program that im in this year every person has to pick a theme, and mine is cultures and i figured this would be a very diverse area for me to take photos. So when i found someone interesting looking i would stealthily and somewhat creepily take a picture of them with my GIANT stalker cannon rebel. It started off pretty good because this guy came up to us and was like "do you guys have tickets." as we are waiting in the ticket line. and at first being the huge judgemental person that i am was thinking that he was going to try to sell me those tickets, so i was like "uhhh were getting them right not." because my parents were now right next to the ticket person. And then all of a sudden he just pulls out two tickets and gives them to us!!!! I feel really bad for ultimately thinking he was a dope. THANKS NICE MIDDLE AGE AFRICAN AMERICAN MAN! you rock! So then my brother was starving, hes a big boy like 215 pounds big and has a hefty appetite so we got food. Katie and I got pizza while my dad got this wierd sampler thing with sasuage and ravoli i think or something?? and then we got pepperoni bread sticks they were DELICIOUS. Then we just kinda walked around for awhile and saw all the different exhibit thingys and everything. Then every night they have fire works and we got probably the closest seats you can get before you die from fireworks blowing you up. Because they blow off the fire works on this like island i guess and everyone gathered around the island, with the lake separating us. And it was really cool because the fireworks would reflect off the water. So then we were all EXHAUSTED so we went home and katie and i watched Wimbledon, that tennis movie with Kirsten dunst and Paul Bettany, who looked GOOD in that movie. But its like where has DUnst been!! the last good thing she did was spiderman!!! She kinda just dropped off the face of the earth! but i still really like her as an actor.

You know who else dropped off the face of the earth is AMY FREAKING WHINEHOUSE!!! i dont think anybody saw that comming. I feel bad for amys parents and everything because in an interview i read, it said that all they wanted was to grieve their daughters passing in peace. Because so many reporters and everything were surrounding them with questions. Rough.

So then on Sunday i convinced my mom to go shopping with me and got new clothes :) We went to one of those places where you can sell your clothes and then get money back for it. Yeah well im a sucker for cheap clothes. Plus i actually got alot of stuff for not that much. So i was happy.

Today is my friends birthday, she doesnt go to my school so its really hard to keep in contact with her, because last summer we were tight and this summer we just havent hung out AT ALL. Its wierd but she took me to this like party cookout thing and people were smoking and drinking and doing all sorts of crazy shit and im just not into that. And suprisingly my friend was, and she was the one who used to be all like "you don't need that to have fun." And since then which was lik May 30 she has yet to invite me to ANYTHING else she does with her friends. But i dont know which i'd rather have not seeing her, and not being involved with that schtuff, or going to those parties but possibly doing something extremely stupid. I dont know but i miss her!! :(

My birthday is officially 48 hours away!! My mother is working and i cant drive so i cant go ANYWHERE during the day its going to suck but hopefully were going to be able to go out to this dinner downtown at this new restaurant that we've never been to before. But it should be interesting and then on Thursday im having a bunch of my friends over and were all gonna go out to dinner and see a movie or something im not really sure.

But im going to get my tan on outside. Peace and blessings.

Friday, July 22, 2011

Like a Pro, not a Boss

so i just wrote sara probably the LONGEST letter ever, well not ever, well actually yes possible ever. it was three pages long and was just wishing her Auvwoa(? i know that is definitly not how you spell it but sound it out and then maybe you might get what im trying to say, you know the french term.) It was three pages long and long story short it

1. Told her to please please please go to a Rodeo and show those missourians what we are made of.

2. i told her that while she is away i would be doing some hardcore falking like a Pro.

3. I have recently come to discover that i have these little hairs growing right next to my voluptuous lips  which i am definitely going to have to pluck and totally blamed her for that.

4. obviously i told her that there would not be any sneaking out with any of those hick boys without her parental unit going (this is totally ironic because sara would NEVER in a billion light years do that)

5. Sara is forbidden from reading the letter until she is in the car, beginning her journey as CLEARLY stated on the outside of the letter.

6. I strongly advised her that when she is 80 years old and pruney looking with her boobs sagging to the ground a friendship bracelet would definitly be the thing to get to remind her of this wonderful and enlightening trip she is going to have.

7. And i hoped that she could possibly pick me up a pet lizard?!?!? maybe es possible?!





























I mean LOOK AT THAT! that is DEDICATION!!!!

well anywho i think jesus might be playing musical chairs wayy up in heaven with his good friend mother nature because we are definitely having a lightning storm.

which is a-okay for me, because i love storms.

Goodbye hugs only XXXXX maybe you will get some kisses tomorrow :) but only if your nice.. Just kidding that sounded way weirder than i intended it to be.

you gotta trust me and just hold on.

I have recently began to watch the show teen wolf. At first i was like omg another twilight run off slash spin off show no thank you. But then i saw the commercial and saw that they have quite a few babes on the show....
hes my favorite. i feel like his super light eyes are staring into my soul it makes me squirm in my seat. Apparently he was in 7th heaven..who knew.
now this one doesnt exactly do him justice the one i wanted to put up wouldnt work and it was being stupid so i had to settle for this one. Hes got this odd thing going on with his jaw its like crooked? But hes mexicano and irish :) If you saw his biceps though i think you'd understand what i mean about him being super yummy. 
now that i think about it! this guys got SUPER thick eyebrows! i dont really like this guy in the show too much, but hey hes EYE CANDY! so what can i say..
okay only one more and hes more of the "cute type" i dont think id call him hott persayy

 an ostrich or something!!! yeah not too shabby at all!!
See and thats like ALL of the main boy characters soo you always have something too look at!

When i told sara i was watching teen wolf this is what she said
            "hmm does he randomly turn into a wolf at any given moment like twilight"
comming from the girl who read the first 15 PAGES of twilight and then "got bored." plus shes never seen the movies, but taylor lautner often does turn into a wolf in the previews now that i think of it.

Well my stomach is still acting like a bitch, surprise surprise. Plus momma bear has restricted my diet to bread rice applesauce and toast, and coke and water. hmmm plain toast, how delectable. 

But sara leaves for missouri in less than 24 hours and so after tennis her and i are planning on going for a  "going away to missouri have a great time fiesta!" PERO we need to find a place to go that i would actually be able to eat at, which might be a challenge. 

.........So i left this up for probs 6 hours and my mother saw my open blogger window, and the post i was writing. I had some "mean" i guess stuff written about a neighbor of ours and the conversation that sara and I had about him/her, and momma bear advised me "not to put that up" for fear that somehow they might find out about it and then track me down and never talk to me again. dramatic i know. 

Well mikey was not at tennis today which was a bummer but towards the end of practice these two kids our age come over and start to play tennis at the last block of courts. And sara was like "oh crap i know that kid." And i was like "well who is he? give me the deets!!!? Sara said "katie his last name is semen!" and then i said "well thats unfortunate. How do you spell it?" well it turns out its not spelled semen but it is pronounced that way. Isint that crazy. Thats like a lifetime of jokes that people can make against you. 

peace and blessings katie and sara (12 hours till departure)

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Blahhhhhh

Hmm how do I feel right now? Kind of like a fried Twinkie rubbed in dirt on a stick, that's how I put it. This morning I felt like crap and I didn't eat anything because my stomach hurt. So when I got to tennis I nearly passed out on the court and I think i would have thrown up all over Gordy except for the fact that all I had drank is water. So now I have literally stayed in the same spot under mothers orders to "lay low." 

Ugh I haven't been sick really since sixth grade, it blows. But yesterday all tennis was cancelled because it was 98 degrees!!!! I don't know how people in Arizona live. Now I'm watching house bunny because I completely love Anna faris and Emma stone!!

But yesterday Sara and I undid our tye due and it all turned out pretty good.although on some of them we didn't put enough dye on and so the swirl isint complete! But I'm going to go continue to be lazy. Peace and blessings.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

I can show you the world, shining, shimmering, splendid.

you know what i think is just downright sad. Sara has never seen cinderella. And actually since yesterday she had never seen aladdin. Plus shes never seen mulan or sleeping beauty or bambi (dont really like that one) or snow white. Its TRAGIC!!!! So it is my duty as the bestest friend ever to fill sara in on all the classic movies that her parents failed to have her watch.

Yesterday at the hospital, this lady walks up to us. Just from looking at her im like oh jeez. not to be judgmental or anything. She has a yellow shirt/polo on and teal pants, well shorts. Her legs need a good shaving, it looks like shes neglected to shave her legs for last century. She has a fanny pack and high socks on that go up pasttt her ankles. And heres the best part, she has a wig, but you can see her white hair that is the same length as her wig underneath. So all around her face she would have these little white pieces falling out! and then she would scratch her hair constantly and her wig would go with her!!!! so shes moving her hair! this chick was crazy.

So all the girls are sitting by the volunteer desk and all of a sudden she comes up to us, and Hailey was like "dude im not talking to her she scares me." So naturally saras not going to talk to her so its just me.
This lady comes up to us and shes like "WHERES ANDY?!?!?!?!?!?!" and were all like "uhhhh hmm whose andy? is he a patient?" and shes then like "NO ANDY DROVE ME HERE." and then she continues to tell us that andy dropped her off like an hour and a hlaf ago and shes been waiting ever since. Shes just going balls to the walls. Talking to EVERYONE. SO a security guard sees her and sets her outside to wait for andy in case he shows up. Then when the security guard comes back shes like if that lady comes in again let us know. So obviously the crazy lady came back in. and starts talking to the reception lady and everything. Eventually like 45 minutes later andy walks in and it turns out he couldn't find his car in the parking lot! so this security guard (rather hunky and yummy if i do say so myself) goes to help him find his car and firmly tells the crazy lady to wait and that they will be back(i had a strange suspicion that he did NOT want her coming along). So they found his car and left THANK GOD! that  was probably the most exciting thing that happened all day, other than the drunk guy who was having trouble standing and was looking for someone.

You know how i said the other day that i had mad song finding fever? whoever you are? well yes i found the song that was in Victorias secret thank goodness!
This was the song. Sara said it doesn't seem like something vickys would play  which i totally agree with.

Plus since its almost 100 degrees here (which you guys probably dont know) but i will give you a hint. I dont live in africa! now it narrows it down to 6 continents! anyway since is balls hot tennis was cancelled which for once im soo happy about because i had a match today and then practice and i would have had to put on a but load of sunscreen on!!!

Sara and I though are going to kohls hopefully cross your fingers and hope mrs. will let her drive. To see if we can find a cheap sundress to do more tye dying on!!!!

Last night when we were watching aladdin sara borrowed my fone because she didnt have hers to text her mom and let her know she was by my house. And when i was looking at my fone messages i found that someone texted me from an unknown number and then i was like "oh its probably sara texting her mom" so i clicked it and this is the first thing i see which is a text from her mom "you think the cheezit box cleaning fairy will come tonight?" Hahah mrs O'c like her house to be spick and span!

Kay you guys its offically 7 days till my birthday!!!! I originally was like okay i want a facial! because i love the feeling afterward! but then i was like ohh poo because that would probs be all i get! so then i was like well what about a massage! so now i cant decide what i want.

great. fantastic. peace and love in the hood.

Monday, July 18, 2011

I have mad song finding fever

Do you ever have this problem? Your going I to a store rifling through all the jam packed racks of clothes and all of a sudden you like "gosh I really like this song!" but you have no idea what the song is called or who it's by. So your stuck trying to explain the song to someone else but when your about to sing the melody you can remember it AT ALL. Yeah we I have that, and it's times like these where I wish I had tht app on my fone that when you turn it on it can tell you the song thats playing. Yeah well I've resorted to trying to figure out the lyrics and writing them in my fone so that I can just google them lAter. And now I think I've found the song I'm looking for but iTunes and YouTube isint working and I'm about to throw fit. Because I'm dying to know if this was the song that was playing while I was in Victorias secret testing all their makeup!!

It's only 10 and I feel like my mother who is exhausted. I'm pretty sure this is the result of intense yoga that is giving me back cramps I'm pretty sure and playing tennis in the sweltering 96 degree weather and a humidity of like a billion. Fantastic. Plus captains practices have started for tennis and that just makes me depressed because that means that the season is only about 3 weeks Away. God where has summer gone :)

But I'm going to end on an optimistic note! I finished my cosmo and picked up all my books from the library And I got turtleneck and chain the lonely islands newest album which I love. I just had sex a d the creep r just solo funny especially the videos. Okay Chaim Bella.

i was just smoked by a grandma

today my madre and i had YOGA! last week sara came with me because my mom worked but this time my  mom came with. It was hard. And it sucks because you are bascially surrounded by old ladies who have obviousily been doing this for awhile and they are all SMOKING me!. Its horrible! my arms will be shaking and they will just be lounging in their position not even breaking a sweat. But it made me feel a little better knowing that one of the grandmas who could do EVERYTHING came up to us as we were leaving and was like "it's hard isint it?!" i was just like your telling me sister!!!

Sara and i though got our tye dye kit so sometime this week im going to tye dye like 7 of my sweat stained t shirts---gross i know too much information. But they had neon tye dye but they were all sold out but that would have been uber cool!

SO now im eating this pasta salad thing that had grapes chicken celery noodles and mayo in it and i know your like "ew yuck" but its delicious and im about to sit down and try to read the new cosmo that i bought. It has kim kardashian on it. And then im going to the mall, but now that i am 28 dollars short because i had to pay marykate because of our debacle, im not going to be able to enjoy myself nearly as much because i wont be able to buy as much
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Then later today while im boiling in the sun sara and i have tennis. And i just found out that shes going to miss like ALL next week because shes going to missouri for vacation, how unfortunate. But last week mikey asked me if i had any good jokes for him, so this weekend i asked people if they had any good jokes, and this is the ONLY one i got.

Knock Knock
------Whos there
Smell mop
------Smell mop who?


get it get it smell my poo! haha i know your probably doubling over in laughter right now that joke was so funny

and then i went to ask.com where this one person had all these jokes but i dont get them at all

i have a couple but i want to expand my joke book...

1. Q. What do you do if a bird poops on your windscreen?
A. Dont take her out again!

2. The seven dwarfs were sitting in the bath feeling happy so Happy got out and left

HAHAHA

i have more... those are my funniest ones which EVERYONE laughs at
i dont get the bird one. 

this other one i found was like "have the other person start the jokes, so they would say knock knock....then whose there?.....and they dont know whose there so they cant say anything. Isisnt that retarted!!!

okay im losing my mind reading all these super stupid jokes im outie!! katie 

Sunday, July 17, 2011

boiling

ITS AS HOT AS SATANS BALLS HERE! ugh its HORRIBLE i hate heat, love winter, but hate the heat where you dont have to be doing anything just standing and your sweating. Like in school everything seems a billion times hotter and we dont have air conditioning so it blows. But you know what makes this 329149038509348590 38290458098430985934858439053409 times worse, is that my NEXT DOOR neighbors have a POOL filled with nice COOL water and arent even using it.

So this weekend my couisn Katie (yes we have the same name) got married. Now i've seen this girl go through bad breakups and being single and how much that sucked. And now it was her turn and it was just very touching. I dont know why but lately somehow ive become this super emotional person! i cry at everything! and in like 8th grade i was the toughest girl around and nobody had seen me cry! But now like 4 years later i see a sqiurrel and i bawl i think of waterfalls and get misty eyes. No im just kidding! but i did cry in the hills finale and when whitney went to new york for good. And at my cousins wedding i started thinking about MY wedding day and having me faja walk me down the isle and had to suck it all in...because this was HER day!

That day though i woke up at 655! IK its like SCHOOL all over again, plus i didnt get to bed till like 1ish the night before. So all the girls in the bridal party (i wasnt but i was her "personal assistant") went to this salon called aqua and it was super posh and chic with all mirrors and glass and gray walls it was sooo cool and we all got our hair done. THe night before i bought a cosmo which i love love love to read i feel so much older and mature, but i never had the chance to read it. I had this miley cyrus and lauren conrad inspired side bun thing which turned out really well. Then we all went to subway ate and got our makeup done and then had to go straight to the church. Where i had to put my high heels on which were at least 3 1/2 inches and i almost died it was horrible my feet hurt after like 20 seconds. The ceremony was really nice and the groom had cousin that were 18 so i had some nice eye candy, but i didnt see them till the reception and they were being kind of poopers and werent dancing. Since i cant drink or anything i loaded myself up with kitty cocktails and rorey rogers and had a blast with my schwasted cousins and we danced the night away and it was magical. Hahaha lets just say by the end of the night i was BUSHED.

Oh yah i forgot a little part. So my other cousin who isisnt getting married but is a bridesmaid just had a baby, hes about 5 or 6 weeks old. She REALLY needed a babysitter and just a night off it was crazy she looked about half dead. So i texted up my friends and asked my friend marykate to do it. I told her too meet us at the hotel where they were staying at 8 oclock and they would get her situated in the hotel and then we'd be back at like 12ishh. At like 6 on friday i told her i would text her all the details of  directions when i got home from tennis,, well i had to go straight to the reception and had NO time to get ready, so obviousily i didnt end up texting her. So then at like 8ish after the recpetion i got all these texts after the reception saying "what does your cousin look like," and "Katie answer your phone." and some others and im just like what!???? SO i call her up while i was having a mental heart attack this is what our conversation sounded like

K: wait, mary kate your not at the hotel right now are you, waiting? (its 840 we told her to be there at 8)
MK: yes
K: marykate the wedding is on SATURDAY not friday! i told you that
MK: (a very exasperated sigh) katie i can show you the text

          I dont remember saying friday AT ALL
K: well marykate go home go home now! im sure they will pay you!!! (frantic desperation kicking in, along with some MAJOR freaking out) Im so sorry mary kate im so sorry have you been waiting long? (plus this hotel where she was supposed to wait was at least 25 minutes away)
MK: no really its fine.
K: Im sooo sorry (i say this about like 500 times)

      and then the conversation ends

SO naturally i tell my mother because she cant babysit on saturday and ive asked just about every person i can think of to babysit. And my mom was already in a pissy mood so it just made it worse. So at 10 oclock after telling my cousin casey that we found an alternate babysitter (who had never done infants before but made 100 bucks so she was happy about that) after the other one "couldnt make it." SO then being the gracious and giving person that i am i drove all the way to mary kates house with my mother at 10 oclock, went to walgreens and got a card that said "THANKS, in some cultures i would be giving you a goat, some a teeth necklace. then i wrote in "sorry they didnt have a crad that said im an idiot, so i settled for something funny instead." and i put 20 DOLLARS of my OWN money, not my mothers and gave it to her. And in babysitting land thats pretty good because she didnt really have to DO anything and was only there for about 40 minutes. SO but here i was trying to do something nice for casey and i totally fucked it up, how typical. this just screams something that i would do, honestly.

Now im going to do a bob and jillian video with sara and contantly bob is yelling do you wanna punch me? well then do it! punch me! and all you wanna do is SHUT up bob!

Hope that was entertaining enough. love katie and sara.

oh this is my most favorite picture from the wedding its with my parents

And my lovely 6 year old cousin who obviously really wanted to be in the picture

Thursday, July 14, 2011

like im made of glass.....rising like a skyscraper

I have this app on my touch, its called MTV News, and as you know i am in love with people and catching up on celeb gossip. But i think it was like last week friday it had something that was like "demi lovatos "skyscraper" is her cry for help." She recorded the song twice, one before all of her shit went through the roof, and the other when  she was all done with therapy. And yesterday i was doing my weekly tuesday itunes check and as i see its out now. I listened to it the day before and i really liked it. I think what intrigued me the most was that the song was so raw, it wasn't synthesized, and you could feel the idk i guess emotion that was just oozing out of it. I really love the song, i bought it, partly because i am a very impulsive itunes buyer, but otherwise i just think the song is really good. GO OUT AND LISTEN TO IT. If you dont like it then you dont like it, plus the lyrics actually make sense and you can understand what their trying to say other then some people it sounds like theyre just trying to make the words rhyme, so nothing makes sense.

Anyway today sara, my brother brent and i all went to the driving range. Now sara shes a golfer and brent says hes been "playing since he was 12" which makes him sound way better than he is. It was actually kind of fun, for being there only one day and being able to hit it more than 100 feet, i think is pretty amazing, but im not going to get cocky. So then this old fart tried to sell sara some of his clubs and was being quite persistent and just wouldnt leave us alone. And then naturally, we had to sit out there for another hour before my mom could come pick us up and im now totally burned, lovely, two days before a weeding and i cant seem to keep my face to one color.

Now though im babysitting my little cousin and he is a PAIN in the BOOTAY he wont go to sleep unless your holding him which sucks, because he sleeps for two hours. So as of 8:27 pm hes thrown up on me twice started balling on me twice and has pooped slashed peeed i have no idea. Plus crying baby's make me worried im so afraid that he's gonna lean back and snap his neck or something. ugh now im turing into my mother, being paranoid. awesome, gonna go take a shower, i smell, and maybe do some biggest loser video sara tonight, yeah were cool.

Love katie and sara

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

what a cutie pie








isist he just adorable! the first one has my cousin christina in it. She looks quite happy here but shes actually...not. She recently went to hawaii against many of my families wishes, with her boyfriend, who is in the army. For six months all they did was video chat and after he got home he still had to stay in Tennessee at their base, so they really havent gotten to be together in the same state, so he said lets go to hawaii and just be "together". Yeah well he didn't bother to ask her parents and it didn't go over well. It was all anyone could talk about. So anyway they went to hawaii and he gave her an ultimatum to either get married and she'd have to deal with the fact that he would be traveling a lot, or break up because he didn't see a point in pursuing the relationship further. And Now maybe a month later she found photos on facebook with him dancing with this other girl. So no she hasn't been in a very good mood lately.

Isint that little schmuck hard to resist!!!! Love katie and sara

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Mom!! The meatloaf!

My baby cousin who is a month old is at my house right now. He is literally the most precious thing I have ever seen. He's a porker, he doesnt look like a month old at all, and everytime I see him I just wanna hold him although he's practically like a mini sauna. Plus he's just solo soft!!!!! I have a great picture of him but surprise suprise my touch is being a bit h and won't let me. Shocker there. Like this whole auto correct thing on here sucks with a capital s. Like before I was trying to spell hold and it went straight to AMISH like WTF no that's not what I'm trying to say at all. So I didnt realize this and later when I was reading over it I'm just like "all I wanna do is Amish him" yeah weird.

I feel exhausted idk what it is!! But volunteering today was painfully boring, nobody was there it sucked. Plus my stories weren't nearly as good.

But, pero, sara and I did decide this week we were going to make cheesecake which should be mug interesante because we've never made thT before.

God it's as hot as satans balls in my room right now, there is no way I'm getting to sleep tonight.great love Katie and sara

Monday, July 11, 2011

Written in the stars a million miles away..

I feel like a slave laborer from china. My cousins who is getting married this weekend graciously appointed me of the position of being her personal assistant. And being the awesome little cousin I am I just took three, yes three hours of my free time, tying bows. That's all I did. I tied cut and positioned 260 little pink ribbon bows on menus. And my drive in school (ugh almost half way through summer it's depressing)has been fully restored because I feel sorry for the little vitnamese women who are sewing the beads on  Those crappy abercrombie shirts. But the rest of the day was okay. 

I wok up at about 820 and I was tired by 825 , not the smartest idea on my part to stay up till almost 2 or 1 each night. It was raining profusely so Saras mom was worried that a tree would fall on us ( as you can see she is uber paranoid). So she followed us to yoga in her car because she had to go to work. We walked in at exactly 915 but the lights in the room had already been dimmed and the soft music was playing so we had to awkwardly walk around everybodys mat and try to blend in. To say thT I thought this was going to be easy was crazy because yes while we were surrounded by grandmas, sara and I found ourselves time after time practically gasping for air and hAving to do a modified version of the pose. It was definitely hard and it wasn't much of a confidence booster to see all the little old ladies going through the motions not sweating a bit, and prob going to hit up the country club and then dress up to play tennis at the club but All they do is socialize,(I'm not making that up that is what they really do because they are that hoidy toidy(?).)

Then my mom felt bad that saras been doing all the driving so she gave us money to go to lunch so we got bagels and I got a smoothie. Then we watched the glee project which is great you should watch it and this gay guy who is so OBVIOuSILY gay, he might as well have fabulous in rhinestones splayed across his chest, was being super annoying and normally I'm think that it's great that he's expressing himself and everything but he was being a tad over the top. 

Oh yeah And then!!! I didnt have any ride to tennis so I had to go to saras golf practice and the original plan was for me to sit in the clubhouse while she plays and then as go straight to tennis but she had this friend who didnt have a ride and sara has a taillight out in her car so if a cop pulled her over to tell her they would see her liscense and she can't have 2 ppl in the car because of her restrictions! So me being the generous person that I am offer to go to the library while she goes to golf. I nearly died, her practice went long and I was stuck at the library for THREE hours ughhhh and normally Id be okay with that but I had shit to do! And it was beautiful out. Plus I missed the whole other section of magazines , so I missed a-p, so while I was reading vogue and looking At beautiful things I will never have I could have been reading on how to spice up my non existent ( but it doesn't help to know) love and sex life, or the things my someday man will "really want me to do in bed." 

And I read this reAlly disturbing article In Marie Clare about a anorexic girl who at like 24 weighed 61 PoUNdS!!!!! Isint tht crazy!!! It's kind of been bothering me all day and I'm going to stop talking about it now. 

And right before I was going to take wonderful much needed nap my cousin just decided to pop in. No biggie, and I get to do this tomorrow! Kill me now.

As always loving and optimistic Katie and Sara In spirit
PS as you can see my title has nothing to do with my blog, normally I just make my tile a line from the song I either like or am listening to at the moment.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Katie Theres no "i" in FAMILY

My brother is an idiot. He told me yesterday that there is no "i" in family, i said to him "brent do you ever think before you speak! that didn't make ANY sense."

But anyway sara and i looked it up greyson chance is 14, Not 11 like i accuased him to be. As it turns out the adorable cody simpson is also 14. I think i just like him cause he has an accent. And we all know that a boy with an accent makes him 4982304094 times hotter.

So i think i have an addiction.......................................to buying mascara. Today i was looking in my makeup drawer in my bathroom and i counted 11 MASCARAS! thats just ridonk, and i had 10 things of eyeliner. Because today at target i convinced my mom to buy me that l'oreal one that eva longoria advertises where shes like "millionize your lashes." idk i bought the wrong one last time. So i put it in the basket and crossed my fingers hoping that my mom wouldnt notice. Plus i got that covergirl shadow blast which i actually really like, and im going to make sure i put it on right because i am so sick of these girls at the end of the night looking like racoons its like girlfriend LAY OFF THE MASCARA and eyeliner. You only have to do like 3 coats not 20! im ranting....again. whoops. That by the way is the word i use for just about everything. Run over a curb driving and nearly set my mother into epileptic shock....whoops. Take a turn at like 40 miles per hours......whoops. Or send a ball flying across three tennis courts.....whoops.

Tommorow sara and i are going to yoga class!!! i Know exciting right! well technically it should be my mother going to the class but she cant make it so for monday sara is going to be "jan," my madre. Which should be interesting. Sara asked me if this was going to be hard and i really didnt know so i looked at the class description and this is what it says "winyasa Yoga incorporates the practice of breath work and flowing postures to create a deeper connection between the ming and body." Doesnt sound tooo bad right? lets hope so!

Well i just spent the last two hours cutting the ends of 150 wedding menus and i feel exhausted. It didnt help that i had some moose tracks and cherry chocolate fudge chuck. Just what i needed for like 2 mintues until the ice cream high weared down and now i want some more. Well im off to take a shower and do my white strips!!!!

Peace love rev run. katie and sara

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Every day im shuffling along with LMFAO

so last nightt i was on youtube and came across grayson (?), or greysen(?) i have no idea, anyway grayson chance's new video called unfriend you. I will have you know i think this kid is great i mean he really is talented and everything and i saw him on ellen and he seemed pretty chill, but UNFRIEND YOU....really? when i watched the video this is how my brain processing went

         1. Wait unfriend you from what? facebook? Twitter?
         2. Are you even old enough to have one of those
         3. How old are you?! like 11.?
         4. This is so typical your angry with the rihanna red head looking girl so OBVIOUSILY your gonna find your self a NEW girl at the big party you go to where everyone just happens to look and say hi to you.

Maybe its just me but i thought it was TOTALLY lame. And ya know what.. hes gonna have a major setback when you know what your voice is gonna DROP KID! J Beibs had to deal with it and so will you

Sara and i are taking her tiny puppy for a walk and then maybe making smores. Some girl, haley told us to put peanut butter under the chocolate and then you have a semi like recees pieces so maybe we will try it. But the last time my friend mary kate and i made smores on thursday, i found my boy frosh i think neighbor making creepy noises with his friends at us, and his sister was totally pulling a peeping tom on us, i could see her through her window, all her lights were on. So when i started waving a giant 3 foot stick in a "hello" like fashion she ducked down and moved away from the window. Got a real nice set of classy neighbors. Plus their dad is totally creepy my mom calls him todd the terrorist because he looks like a terrorist. He always has his shirt off and you cant even see his white skin because its covered with HAIR its gross and hes always burning shit and stanking up the neighborhood. God i am so nice arent i.

well peace and love in the hood katie and sara

Friday, July 8, 2011

bonjour dame

So i forgot to talk out sara and i's time volunteering. First of all Eduardo (isn't this sad i had to like pause for like 30 seconds to think about how to spell that) the kid who doesn't know shit about ANYTHING was not there so we didn't have anyone to bug. But we had alot of business. Los Personas ...
1. This like french/chezch/romanian woman asked to go to same day cardio and i just kinda looked at my papers trying to figure out where it was cause i was clueless. I asked her is she was visiting and she said yes and I was like ohh did u travel far to get here, and obviously she only lived like 10 minutes away.
2. Two black ladies were going to visit their minister. One of them needed a wheelchair and she asked me if i thought i could push her and i was just like uhhh i think so. holy crap was i wrong! i was literally like bending over to push her and i kept on bumping into things because it was SOO hard to push her. Then she told me in a joking voice that she thought i needed a license to take people around in the wheelchair.
 3. sara had this guy who asked her if she can walk really slow because he walks so slow because he was a rather bigger man.
4. this guy came up to me and was like hey i put my money into the time machine and i didnt get anything back. SO i had no idea what to do with that so i told him to go ask the lady at the front desk. Hes probs mid 20s real skinny kinda looked like a skater. He went up to the main desk lady and she told him to go to security, 30 seconds later you see him whizzing by on one of those like sitting scooter things meant for people who cant walk. and he just was walking up to the front desk. I just watched in awe as he whizzed past and this old man saw me and started chuckling.
5. I was sitting at the volunteer desk and i was reading a book and i look up and this old guy with two 50s+ looking ladies were just standing there. I was just like omg im sorry and he told me he didnt want to disturb me. He asked me where to check in and i told him he would have to wait at the end of the line to check in with the ladies at the desk. He just looks at me and is like All the way....Back there. Umm yup i said. And he was like...i have to...wait? Im just like uhh yeah sorry. Then when he was at the front desk he was like WHAT, and the lady with him says he cant hear a thing. He was cute
6. Sara also had this creeper who told her she was the prettiest transporter he ever had. Sara then said that if he called to be picked up from where he was dropped off, she was not going to pick him up.
7. One lady asked me why i was doing this and i just said to see if this could be a potential career path, and this lady asked me what in the world out of everything do i want to do, and she told me that she had one minute before we got to the room she was visiting for me to try and get me to capture my dreams. She was sooo sweet. I wish there were more people like her in the world who want nothing more than for me to catch my dreams and do what I want to do.
..theres more but i just cant seem to remember them.

Today sara and i sat outside and tanned because i have some HORRIBLE tan lines from my last crispy burn, and i need to get rid of them asap. Saras mom last summer bought this thing called the Personal Misting system (PMS funny right.?) and its this hose thingy that...mists you. It was sooo nice cause it was almost 90 degrees here. Then i read that story in people this week about that girl who was kidnapped at the bus at like 11 and had a kid at 14 and 17 and she was forced to live with this wierdo and his wife for 18 YEARS! The guy was sentenced to 431 or something like that, years in prision. Thats what u get, Biotch.

At tennis then mikey wasnt there and it was truely depressing, our moods changed dramatically. Us being total rebels went to mickey d's to get strawberry lemonades after even though Sara's mom told her to come right home after tennis. Then tonight we went to go see monte carlo, that new movie with selena gomez katie cassidy and leighton meester and whats his name....finn, OH corey moneith. I was really hoping sara and i would be the only ones in the theater but we were SOL thats only happened to me once but it was in the morning on like a tuesday it was awesome though. I still havent figured out if i like selena as an actor... i just havent decided. But i LOVE LOVE LOVE leighton meester and katie cassidy. Leighton is just so....classy with all the stuff she wears, and their both just soo cute. I told sara that we should wait till everybody is gone to see if theres like a tiny tiny clip at the end of the movie like in pirates of the carribean 3, but we didnt stay. Then when i proceeded to dance to who says, in the theater sara continued to walk out and probably pretend she doesnt know me just in case someone were to walk in. But we were able to add a couple things to our bucket list as we walked out, well more like things we NEED to do.
---i really wanna go to a shooting range for some reason, so my dad said hed take me there for my birthday, plus learn some mandarin chinese, do lots lots lots of tye dying, go to some batting cages even though we dont play baseball, paddle boating and kayaking, and do this trail called the ice age trail, we wanna be able to run 4 miles by the end of the summer, annd i guess thats it. Im sure theres more but i dont remember.

But my brithday is only like....19 days away. and i wanna do something but i dont know what to do!. Do i have a party with lots of people or,, keep it low key, go out to dinner with some friends. I just dont know what to do!!!!AHHH! Plus after lots of convincing tonight saras parents let her drive. Even though shes had her license for over a month. When we were preparing to go to the movie i was like OOH we need snacks. because movie theater food is wayyy overpriced (gosh i sound like my mother :/ ) so i was looking through their pantry and saras mom told me AGAIN that i like to raid their pantry. Which may be slightly true :) But overall today was a pretty good day. I discovered some new songs that i really like....Memories by Panic at the disco, Kiss and Sell by The Maine, and Your surrender by neon trees, which i just cant stop repeating.

Okay people. happy saturday!!!!!

Thursday, July 7, 2011

i told you id get a picture

First of all i mean come awn look at how cute this kid i babysat for is, i hope my kids are as cute as him.
Okay and secondly you cant really caputre the true effect of this mans hotness but i said id get a pciture, and then i thought tht maybe id get another one but the creepiness started to settle in. The guy is a complete idiot though i was not sublte about this AT ALL and he didnt even notice me

Now that i look at this i dont think he even looks that cute at all, a bit scrawny for my taste

Well that was creepy or antthing. katie and sara

oh mikey..

So sara and i have now begun to look forward to our conversations with mikey. Although im almost postive that he lied to me about his girlfiend, im sure he thought that i had some girly crush on him....which actually i totally do but he is like 6 years older than me. And my dad told me im not allowed to date till im 30 soo obviousily that wouldnt have worked out.

Today i was up at 820 which nobody should be awake at that time of day, its just too early. But this asshole mover guys were like SHOUTING at eachother and they were standing right NEXT to eachother its like just shut the chuck up idots i can hear you and im like 700 feet away! god they were idiots and i was nott very happy with them.

This is how sara mikey and i's conversation went yesterday.

K and S: so mikey are you going to britney (concert at summerfest)
M: are you kidding me front row seats i love britney
K and S: (Laughs) wait i thought you hated britney----(He told sara the other day he loathed her because she talked about steamed vegtables in her lyrics)
M: nope i love her....just kidding. So katie you wanna be the coach on the other court while i play
K: well sure what are we doing over there?
M: well were serving telling jokes and saying our life stories
K: well mikey whats your life story?
M: (this is basically how it goes) so i was born in china (laughs from S and K), and sold into the black market, and survived off of scraps, i lived there for 7 years until i moved to the united states....
K: and then you went to marquette high? (laughs from S and K)(this is highly ironic because marquette high is really expensive so it..was just ironic)
M: ahaha yah then i went to marquette, and now i live in the shed.
                   -----the shed is right next to the tennis courts.
K and S: hahaha so is this your last year because your going to be a senior? haha 30 and still here
M: what are you kidding me im going to be 50 and still here.

Then we proceeded to learn he has a twin sister and when i told him i would love to see the girl version of him he said "this isnt show and tell." Then he said "she got the brains, ive got the looks." So when i told him he shouldnt beee to cocky he just shrugged.

He then went on to try and teach sara the proper way to serve where she continued to laugh through everything she did, i think she has a problem :). After that when he was sitting on a bench with one of the other coaches 2 courts away and the kids were picking up balls, sara and i were standing like two feet away from the hopper and i threw one in a missed it was embarassing, but mikey was like "really katie!" he shouted this from two courts over. And then i proceeded to get that feeling in your head when you think someone is watching you and id look out of the corner of my eye and would see him looking in our general direction but who knows maybe there was something SUPER interesting behind us.

Then when we were playing this game jail this fat kid who is super annoying but sometimes funny, last year he got hit in the balls and he like started screaming and fell to the ground it was pretty hilarious, but anyway his forehand got caught by someone so he had to come over to the loser side, and he shouts to one a of the girl coaches who caught his ball "i DONT KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE." and everybody was just like what the heck! who says that! it was hilarious, although i think its one of those things where you just had to be there to understand.

Anyway enough about mikey, tonight rebecca and mary kate are comming over and were making pudgie pies and watching step up. If you havent heard of pudgie pies there these things that you put over a campfire, its kinda like a grilled cheese except you can put pizza sauce and mozerella or pie filling. But they are DELICIOUS!

Plus my sunburn is totally fading on my face which is good because awhile ago i was afraid to go out in public because it was hard to not notice if u know what i mean. Also, im in my living room and i can see into my next door neighbors drive way and there getting their house painted by college students, and one of them walks but with no shirt on and lemme tell you he has definitly has the whole V going on, maybe ill take a picture of him and you can see what i mean, is that a bit creepy?!? just kidding...oh there he is again

hahaa bubbi my loves whoever you are katie and sara

P.S. Steph, or cammyxxxlover (i forgot how many x's there are and where they go) i totally love time bomb by all time low, it may possibly be my go to song when im on the computadora!!!