I feel like a roasted marshmellow

This is ridickulous i am as red as a tomato i need to lather up on my aloe vera now and it feel like the straps of my tank top are ripping off my skin its PAINFUL! Janbaby my madre was not very happy with me and in response went out and bought spf 75 sunscreen that wont clog my pores and thats meant espically for the face. What a awesome mother, snaps for jan! Look i tried to get a really good picture to show you my pain.

I mena there is just NO WAY to make that look good. And maybe if you look really closely you will see the tan line on my forehead from the sunscreen stick that i used. Obviously i didn't rub it in very well. As i was trying to take a mildly decent photo of my MASSIVE sunburn which hurts like a mo fo i found these sexy pics.

i think i was trying to wink? i dont know maybe i was trying to look all dangerous and sexy im not sure obviousily i failed because i look slightly awkward. Like the lazy looking left eye in photo number 2! thats hott.. But these were awhile because i A: cut like a billion well more like 8 inches off my hair as you can see and now its shooort and B: i had those shitty metal stuff in my teeth, oh whats the word BRACES ugh yuck i hate those things. 

So anyway while i was getting fried sara and i played some hardcore tennis against like 7th grade boys and lost. it was embarassing. 

Then we actually went to tennis practice so we were outside for a whopping 5 hours! look at us all outdoorsy haha. We then proceeded to go to panera to get a smoothie and a chocolate chip bagel that was delicious. 

Tonight though i met up with an old grade school friend that i literally havent talked to since 7th grade which is sad because we used to be really good friends. So my friend katie, i know katie and katie we met in 1st grade and decided to be friends because we had the same name, and brigette all made smores in the microwave and talked about school and parties and girls and drama and so much other stuff. it was nice to see her again after not seeing her in foreverr.

This thing started where we live now which is like a state fair and all these people come to see it and singers come and its a huge drunk fest but from what i hear its really fun to see all the concerts. I really want to go see wiz khalifa but that might be a tad risky because im veryy white compared to the people who will be going to that and katy perry and britney are comming too. Floor seats to them near the stage can sometimes be close to 3000 dollars isint that crazy! who would pay for that! Well anyway im debating who i should go to i really wanna see panic at the disco too i love them.

That was a long one, im outie katie and sara

I've lost track on which day I'm on

So today Sara and I had our volunteering which we now do for FOUR hours it like death. Refuting goes uber slow because we never have anything to do. But anyway this adorable Mexicano looking youngster or young enough to not have facial hair yet boy joined us on Tuesdays and he is new also. So last week me and Sara chatted with him for a little bit but that's about it. We didn't really find out much about him. Well if you don't know well no you don't know already but I'm super nervous around guys and I'm not Outgoing enough to go up and talk to them myself and they suck and never come up to me so it's a fail fail situation. So I mustered up the courage and was like so how old are you and what school do you go to and we learned that he's a year younger than us and goes to the local all boys school. I was like zoo do u play any sports and he's like no so I said do you skate because he's got the whole skinny jeans high tops thing going on and he says no. So then I ask him well where does hrs sister go to school because she also volunteers and she's our age and he says I donk know Like WTF how do u not know where your sister goes to school that's fricken weird so Sara and I started of thinking of senarios of why she wouldn't be in school like maybe she's homeshooled or maybe she's a criminal and is doing her community service. It was really awkward though like what do you way to that like oh I don't know where my brother goes to school either!!!

Plus this other guy Steven was there and he is just beyond annoying it's unbeatable like last time he was talking about Russians taking over the world and. He always has these crazy belt buckles that are HUGE like at least two off your fists and he wearsthese weird ties likeliest week was animated characters and this week was this tacky pink and yellow plaid. Sometiems I just do t know how to respond to him he's just solo ODD.

Also I watched beastly because my brother got it from redbox and it was also another slightly awkward movie just like 17 again I couldn't even control myself in that movie it was so awkward. But as you know I love love love Alex pettyfer even though he called LA a dump and has a tattoo right above his crotch.. Well that's not exactly a reason why you shouldn't like him. It was vey predictable though you new what was going to happen before the movie started. Plus I had no idea Mary Kate Olsen was a druggie! I always new they wwere strange and all but I never knew she did tht stuff. I love to catch up on my daily people it's my other guilty pleasure what can I say call me shallow but I love checking up on celebs lives.

Peace Out home slice girl scout what ever you wanna be!! Katie and sara

you wont be seventeen forever.

So today sara her brother and i all went for a run. IT WAS SOO LONG! when i got home both sara and i calculated it and it was a little over three miles but it has like 7,000 hills in it so it feels like its 50 miles. But the only bright side is, is that feeling that you get after you take a long run. As my health teacher said when decribing LSD you get a feeling of euphoria. And thats how i feel after i run like so upbeat and good about myself!

Plus i have this giant ass pimple on my lip. It hurts like a mo fo. And its one of those ones where it like NEVER goes away even when you pop it which i have to do with ALL of mine because i just cant stand to see this pussy junk stay there. But thats gross so im going to stop talking about that.

I will have you know i have made good progress on the Hills, ive had so much time on my hands im already on Season two. And my mother Janbaby (thats not her name its Janice but i like to call her janbaby because that was my grandpas nick name for her) has watched probably 10 out of the almost i think 17 episodes ive watched. She refuses to admit to it but i think shes kinda hooked although she only says that the show is useless and so unrealistic and these kids have way to much money ("What the heck how does that guy have a range rover, Hes only 20." was basically what she said about jason, brody, and she said something very similar about Lauren). I love Brody though he is just the cutest little thing, and spencer he makes me so angry like what the CHUCK stop being such a tard kid! Grow up!

Well ive gots to go im trying to schmoozie my mom into going to breakfast tommorow. love katie and sara

Sa Sa Sa sweet sixteen

As of right now I am home alone well no not home alone but home with two children I barely know hoping that a stranger dosent call and threatens to kill me or a clown isint sitting in the other room. What can I say I'm a very paranoid person.

This morning though I went to the farmers market and after went to this amazing frozen yogurt shop. They had All these different flavors strawberry vanilla chocolate sorbet and cake batter ( me love) and then you get to pick from like 30 toppings they had captain crunch and cinnamon swirl cereal but they had normal stuff too like cookie dough and brownie bits. So you  can totally load it up but then you have to weight it on a scale. They had these crazy chairs that remind me of willy wonka or Alice in wonderland they were super tall almost to the ceiling and they were just cool!! I don't know how to explain them.

After that I had my first behind the wheel where I nearly killed myself and four other people because I totally misjudged how much I had to push on the break in order to get it to stop so I took a turn at proobs about thirty miles an hour and turned into the wrong lane therefore if someone would have been there I would be d e a d dead. Plus isiah the other  kid In the car was totally adorable and I was trying to impress him with my mad driving skills obviously I failed miserably. You see it's my dream to date someone of every color,ethnicity you name it I want it!!! I don't know how this idea came to me but I want it to happen plus right now I have this weird fetish for guys with long hair.BUT it had to be maintained long hair not that long strangely shit some guys call hair. 

And now I am here babysitting well actually watching pride and prejudice on E! Which I happen to love because I feel all old timey and I read the book and just adore mr darcy. Last night though I had horrible nightmares about being kidnapped and clowns clowns clowns. You know that story where a girl was babysitting and she goes down the basement and sees this interesting clown statue and when the parents got home she said thats a cool statue you have of the clown in the basement and he parents are all like wait what are you talking about.AHHH that story just gives me the chills!!!! But these people have like NO food well they have nutella which I love but sometimes I feel my arteries clogging when I eat that and most of the time when I start I just can't stop!!! Plus me the little girl and little boy went to the park which is only like a five minute walk and right when we get there both of them were like I have to go to the bathroom!!!! Ugh so we bad to walk right back home to go to the bahroom where then we watched scooby doo and played the high school musical game. AHHH life is good. Peace and blessings biotch. :)

Cause when your fifteen and somebody tells you hey love you...

dont worry nobody told me they loved me, well im sure my cat max would have if he could speak. The only reason why i put the tswift song as my title is because...well it had the word fifteen in it.

So today, this morning i duked it out with .............................................................. a spider. I know probably a let down, it would have been much cooler if id said my boyfriend or something but what can i say im a SINGLE LADY!!! Anyway i was taking a shower and im deeply afraid of spiders like ron weasly (hairy potter reference totally lame) if i was him i literally think i would have crapped myself in like the 2 or 3 maybe 4th movie. i dont know. Well this giant ass spider was totally doing the creep on me while i was taking a shower. So i tried to chuck some water at it with my skintimate mango scented shaving cream cap and missed at it horribly so i had to DRY the ceiling off which was stupid but i was afraid it would start molding and then mama bear would be very unhappy. So then i said well maybe i shouldnt shoot water at it so then i just started chucking the cap at it, and i have learned that in a time of crisis i have very bad aim. Eventually i got it though and it committed spider suicide because it crawled down the drain which is stupid because it was going to die if it crawled down there. And just to make sure it didn't try to come back and sneak into my bed and go into my ear i ran the water for a good minute  before turning the tub/ shower thingy off.

Tennis wasn't horrible to say the least. Im not gonna lie though i watched these two kids in my grade flirt hardcore and i wanted to kill myself. Like i seriously hope i don't look as ridickulous when i flirt. it was intense. This girl Suma the flirtatious one, is indian and was trying to rap Look at me now, and has made it painfully obvious to me that i SHOULD NEVER learn the lyrics because i would probably make a fool out of myself and that nobody who is anything other than african american should attempt at doing this. So im glad she cleared that up for me. but then because she started singing it every freaking body started singing it. i was just like how the frick do you know that song! your like 10! Plus mikey gave me and my slightly homosexual (im not positive about that thought) partner, a pep talk which was great he was looking fabulous as usual and now im going to try and pinpoint the source of his lisp i think it might be his s's but im not sure.

But, before tennis my gay ass like generation 1 ipod decided oh yeah im going to delete 950 of your songs. no biggie. So i had to REINSTALL! itunes and totally deleted everything on it only to put all my songs back on. it was to say the least the bigggggest waste of 45 minutes ever.

my friend Jenny listens to all this funky unknown music and on her cd while she was driving was this song called Boom Boom Boom by the vengaboys and now the song is totally stuck in my head this is how the chorous goes
                         Boom Boom Boom i want you in my room
                         lets spend the night together
                          from now until forever
the lyrics arent deep or anything but for some reason i really like it. Its a great summer song and nice little pick me up.

Tonight i started watching the Hills. it was between that and 10 things i hate about you which i totally love but i decided since ive never seen the hills id try it. And my mema walked down midway between the first episode and watched the first 4 episodes with me. By the time we were done she was referring to the characters by THEIR FIRST NAMES! Im so proud. But this is what she said to me first of all she thinks heidi is a schmuck who has way too much money 2 she doesnt think the show is realistic at all (well no duh mom) and Thirdly she didnt think it was  "intellectually stimulating" at all. SO i texted sara while she was watching jimmy fallon waiting for the beibster to come on who btdubbs was attacked at the mall while advertising for his new scent! and this is what sara said when i told her what my mom said . Watch out people sara o'c is about to be QUOTED.. "yeah their not but some of the guys are hot so it's good for the soul or heart or something." In a situation like that, it was the perfect thing to say. because i think everybody needs their something to not be intellectualy stimulated with, something that requires no brain power. Well you guys that was a long one and ive left my white strips in way too long writing this, and that shitty taste is starting to bug me.
Good bye loves! happy saturday DO SOMETHING CRAZY
love katie and sara 

Fourteen.

Today was b to the o to the ring. I'm not going to even bother telling you what I did because by the time you were done you'd be sleeping or dead or just would t even finish it. Although my dun dun dun MEMA and I got into a little debacle today which I absolutely despise because it gives me this awful feeling in the pit of my stomach. Sometimes I wish I was 7 so that I could throw a temper tantrum and tell mommy she was being a meanie which would just be so much more simpler. Ah the good ole days. Well I think I have my two newest well not exactly new but latest celeb crushes, Josh hutcherson and Alex pettyfer. Although today I was catching up on my gossip and have found tht Alex likes to be the bad boy, he told this magazine tht he thought LA was a dump and said some pretty nasty stuff about girls who live there, but he later apologized. And Josh he's just got that cutie I wanna squish your checks together look doesn't he? Or maybe that's just me. Josh is gonna be in the hunger games he's gonna be peeta which I am psyched about I cannot wait to see that. But they are just both two gorgeous Boys.

Plus Sara left.! Yes she left! I feel like a lost puppy. Which means If we have tennis tomorrow I'm going to have to keep all my murderous thoughts to myself! You cannot judge me until you've been to park and Rex tennis the kids there are CRAZY they will scream for no apparent reason, they won't pick up any of the balls so all the older kids get to do it, and there just Down Right annoying. It's been dumpy and rain her constantly the last like five days here though so maybe it'll be cancelled and I won't have to go through torture alone. God I'm such a optimistic person. IT 29 MMinutes to FRIDAY FRIDAY gotta get Down on Friday! Rebecca black is ought idk what I think about her. Well peace love and blessings love Katie and Sara while she has fun wherever she is

day thirteen living the life of luxury

IM STUFFED. stuffed to death wih puppy chow, which was my dinner and mid day snack i nearly ate half the bowl and now i feel like ona those fat guys who need to unbutton their pants after they eat their bucket of ribs. But the sugar coated chocolate wonderfulness is just, it CANNOT BE DENIED! it just cant.

Today was a good day though i hung out with rebecca and jenny we were mad sowers which is our newest obession, making headbands. Dont even think it we are totally normal girls, not grandmas who sit in a circle and knit while they talk about their cats. The last time we were at jennys we went to world market and took placemats and then made the headbands but it takes fffooorrreeevvveeerrr to sow it by hand. But at rebeccas she has a sowing machine and we were able to make things so much faster!!Plus we get all these cool prints that are all different colors and they look store bought. Plus, when people are like "omg katie where did u get that i love your headband." i can just be like "i made it. ha." Then we watched holes the movie.; you know the one with young shia lebouf who i love. and zero is just adorable. I know what you guys must think whoa that girl watches a ton of movies. but thats just what we do once its like 11 oclock and i cant do anything with anybody ill watch my shows or a movie. lately ive been in a super chick flick mode. you know how you get that feeling like oh i wanna watch an action film or oh i wanna watch a mystery.

Oh i have a good story that hopefully wont bore you to death. So yesterday was sara and i's volunteer day at the hospital and i still dont really know my way around. Well anywho our very first customer or i guess person that we had to wheel around was this old lady who im pretty sure had no teeth, to the cafeteria. So first we couldnt even find our way to the right building to pick her up we went to the parking reception. Then we couldnt find the cafeteria and we were in the elevator and all of a sudden my dad like JUMPS literally JUMPS in front of the elevator because he works there, and so i asked him where to go. So there was this lady me sara my dad the old lady and then this other 30s maybe guy. And all of a sudden the old lady starts asking my dad questions cause he has his coat on and looks all professional. The old lady goes on mumbling but my dad filled me in on what she was saying later. She was talking about how shehad the "runs" at this place called mama fischers. Which i later learned was diharrea! yuck. Then she said she had an "accident" while she was there and she needed help in the bathroom. And after she was all cleaned up they kicked her out. She was pissed about it and she just kept rambling about all sorts of things, she burned thought like 3904890 topics in maybe 10 min. Then we had to get her to the cafeteria and we pick up all her food. We found out because of her medication she lost 70 pounds in 8 months. But for being so tiny she ate ALOT. she needed her soup, her bread, her coffee, her fish, her veggies, her pudding, her taters , and pie, water, and later if she was up for it  ice cream. but she didnt want it to melt by the time she was done with her meal. So we set her tray down, it was rather heavy and she says "you know you guys are nice girls, your pretty girls." and we were just like well thank you. And then she says "you know that man in the elevator he came in just to look at you just to look." and i was just like haha Well which guy the one in the white jacket. keep in mind that the only guy with the white jacket was my FAJA or padre. And she was just "yess that man in the white jacket he was looking at you." I almost DIED i could barely contain my laughter before i had to go it was hilarious!!!

That was a long one maybe next week tuesday i will have another story for you, i seem to have a new story each time i come back from there. Well i hope your still awake to read this, hope it wasnt TOOO boring.

Love love love katie and sara

taa taa welve

ahh summer its sad to think that while some people are only on their second week im probably on my fourth! im almost a quarter of the way through summer! HOW DEPRESSING! Anyway today at tennis sara and i cracked more jokes at mikey (the weird totally adorable tennis coach) he just says the weirdest thing like today he told us to use the force while trying to hit overheads! that doesnt even make any sense. And today i woke up at 1230! i have to stop staying up till like 2 its not good for me!! so i met up with rebecca today who is probably the coolest girl in the world, we do odd things together like drive by peoples houses who we dont talk to! and hey i know what your thinking thats probably totally creepy but its sooo! much fun. Well we didnt wanna stay at my house cause theres not much to do there so we had this big debate about whether we should go to starbucks or culvers each have their perks. but we didnt think starbucks would be open that late so we went to culvers! haha then we had nothing else better to do so we went to walmart across the street and just walked around. Someday maybe i will dress in something totally wack and maybe ill be on that website that one with all the sketchy people who walk around in walmart. That would be awesome, so then we came back to mi casa and catched up on the old ryan renyolds he still looks gorgeous in just friends. In the movie they had to give him this double chin cause he was fat and its just hilarious i love him! well anyway my arms are burning and i cant complain about it to mi madre because then she will be all like "I TOLD YOU! to put on sunscreen." i may have accidently forgotten it. Rebbecca told me that im almost like a ginger at heart. cause i burn obviousily supppper easily. spf 50 would do crap for me.  welll tommorow i get to volunteer again lets just hope that sara doesnt feed me to the wolves and let me push a blimp this time. that was mean, the guy had a heart condition probably because of his weight so i probably shouldnt crack jokes at him. haha well goodbye for now homies love katie and sara.

day eleven like a fat kid loves his cake

OMG I WANT TO KILL MYSELF! i had this whole long post written out and it totally DELETED IT! so now i have to rewrite the whole entire thing. awesome.

so today mi and my madre went shopping dont worry my dad wasnt home so we wernt neglecting him of his fatherly needs today. BT DUBBS shout out to all fathers! even though we may not say it every day i love and love and love you!! but anywho so we went to this place that are super new where we live its ona those places where you give clothes and they will give you money back and will sell it. Well yeah i felt like a fat kid searching for his cake i was in heaven it was wonderful. there was just so much STUFF i was having trouble looking through all of it which normally im pretty good at. I got these mint green shorts that were only 8 dollars i was SHOCKED! i didnt even know how to contain myself  This was shortly after my mom nearly had a seizure because i mayy have driven over part of the curb. But no worries im alive!

God i miss heath ledger. that might seem super random well no it is super random but i just watched the dark knight with my cousins and i just i MISS him! ugh and he was just such a cutie pie in a knights tale and his kid is adorable he looks exactly like him. Plus im so excited for the next one which is comming out in 2012 hopefully we will still be alive to see it but anne hathaway is playing catwoman! doesnt tht seem wierd? i dont feel like i can see her playing catwoman, my cousin told me though that she read that she ripped her catwoman suit while doing a stunt and broke some poor guys nose! i just hope shes good. plus im happy that they got rid of katie holmes, her and her hubby are wack isisnt he like 10 years older than her too! thats like a first and a tenth grader going out and thats just g-r-o-s-s.

While i was writing this i was like well i need some jams. Im not ona those people who can just sit at the computer and not listen to anything. so i went to i love the way you lie part TWO. And the first thing i see is part ones video. and its had over 348 million views! doesnt that seem very extreme! I mean dont get me wrong im sure if you went to my ipod it would have a bunch of views but its just such an angry song! Every since rihanna and chris brown had their "fallout/ beating whatevs you wanna call it" rihanna just seems soo...idk RED! and angry! i loved her old stuff like umbrella but now shes singing about chucking rapists in mad down! i mean what the heck what is with these singers these days being so wack! Like lady gaga dont even get me started she has a fricken MEAT SUIT! who does that! i mean anyone who has to have one of their outfits to be preserved in a refridgerator is just....odd to say the least. Oh and kesha! dont get me wrong i love love love her but she looked like a second grader bedazzled her eyebrows in one of her videos. Well, at least we have people like katy perry to keep up rooted. But she was just dressed up as half of a deer in one of her videos. I do love her new alias like sasha fierce she is now Kathy Beth Terry! even though she still looks gorgeous,  have you seen that headgear? can anyone please say "sexy." Dont get me wrong i love braces i only had em for like TWO AND A HALF YEARS! close to forever! and it didnt help that it only increased my awkwardness in my already awkward stage! well anyway i will save you and stop my ranting i need my beauty sleep. Tommorow i have tennis with sara and we have to look schmexy for our tennis instructors they are uber sex monkeys! they are gorgeous!

love love love katie and sara who is probably sleeping.

day ten the series of unfortunate events

Okay that title makes my day sound horrible it wasn't that bad! but these things were badd..
1. nobody could pick up my brother and i from drivers ed so we walked 3 miles to our house across all this traffic in the BLAZING heat.
2. while i was on my way home RYAN! the devil himself was outside i waved to his dad but not him. frankly i dont even think he acknowledged me
3. when we were passing ryans house my brother says in what he thinks is a whisper but it felt like shouting "do you still have a big crush on that kid." I wanted to kick him in his funny buisness but i refrained.
4. i have this super awkward looking sunburn that starts on ONE of my fingers and then slowly snakes up my forearm and it feels like its on fiaaaa! I desperately need some aloe vera for my burn.
5. Last night when i was trying to show my mom dresses i had found online for my cousins wedding in july the first thing she said was katie all these dresses are way too short. which is i swear what she says to just about everything and its very frustrating, and i was too angry to show her any more of the like 10 dresses i found.
6. Oh, and while i was at church i saw this poor boy, well not really a boy he had to be at least 20 whose pants were up to his ears! I couldn't bear to look at him it was so distressing. and i felt like he needed to use one of my bras to hold up his man boobs. He was definitly a sex machine.

well i guess thats it. thats nott tooo bad i was being a tad dramatic
BUT, porque, this is what happened that was good!
1. i got to go to church with sara this weekend and we definitely partied with jesus! way harder than last week at least.
2. today was the last day of drivers ed, praise the lord. we watched grown ups. shows how USELESS the class is!
3. I saw this old guy wearing vans those kind that are like super popular right now well there not that popular but i thought tht was kinda cool.
4. this week i got the new sarah dessen book from the library so im uber excited to read that because i LOVED along for the ride.
5. even though i was mad at my mom i got some sketching in. maybe just maybe i will post some of my drawings some day. ive only ever shown my sketchbook and that was when there was barely anything in it to one person.
6. I ran three miles today well i was being a total pussy and had to walk in between because i thought my heart was literally going to fall out of my chest.
7. my mom and dad and my other brother aren't home which is nice because its quiet! which never happens theres always something going on. But, my dad likes to call home and talk for obnoxiously long and he doesn't get the hint that when theres a 20 second pause that its time to say goodbye.
8. Plus in glee the asian mike chang showed his abs and sara was happy that finn made his appearance because "he's adorable" as she says it.

I hope my so unfascinating life is keeping you entertained. love and rockets katie and sara

n-i-n-e lets just leave it with twilight

So my brother and i have this thing where we always watch tv series off netflix. It started with heroes and then the IT crowd, harpers island, party down, the big bang theory, sons of tuscan, we watched every single episode of greek in almost 3 weeks, and then there was blue mountian state and reaper. These are all really good you should consider watching them! and then i watched all 6 seasons of bones. Now were on raising hope. Which it was always on after glee so i saw it sometimes but it is SOO FUNNAY! The grandma or well actually its hopes great grandma is hilarious, slightly creepy but is ridiculous.

Yesterday was my fajas birthday and he gets home pretty late, so we really couldn't all go out so we watched a movie. My brothers are obsessed well not obsessed but they thought the RITE was really good. Its got that guy from all those creepy movies where hes like "hello clarice." in that creepy voice. I cant remember for the life of me what its called hes a cannibal i think? Well anyway it was chilling to say the least. last night when i walked into my room i just like expected that man to be standing in my room. Like that story where there was a clown sitting in some persons basement while a girl was babysitting. OR i always have nightmares that ill be watching my face and BAM! hes there! Blech! so to get rid of that scardey cat feeling i listened to some country and read Shiver by maggie schfhjkhajfk. or w.e. her name is. I read it already but these writers take so fricken long to make there next book that i forgot what happens all the time.! Im just happy that sam and grace in shiver arent VAMPIRES! ugh god can people stop writing about them! yes we get it they crave blood and cant control themselves its not attractive! im not gonna be like ohhh yummmy a vampire, suck my blood! Puhhhleasee? i think twilight was enuf. kay later haters have a fabulous dayy love katie (and sara in spirit.)

and on the Eighth day..

So i was just wayy to tired and i was having way to much fun watching raising hope to post last night. OMG pretty little liars was FABULOUS! gosh i have the biggest crush on caleb and his long hair. Maybe i should just go to california and find myself a surfer boii! Yesterday i was reminiscing over all my old pictures and look at how cute me and sara were

i mean seriously who could resist this.!

yeah were cool.....

I made these for sara when she turned 15 cause i never get to see her cause her birthday is almost always on a school day.

 Aren't i such a good friend. Well if im not back by tonight or tomorrow you can go ahead and assumed that i killed myself in drivers ed. its HORRENDOUS! peace and love in the hood katie and sara

Day Six or wait is it Seven?

Every tuesday now till the end of summer sara and i volunteer at this hospital downtown. Today was our very first day and being uber low of the volunteer food chain we get to transport people to where they want to go. Well all today it was really quiet and these older people who were like 50 plus were helping us and being our mentors. So all of them left except for one and he just would not SHUT THE CHUCK up it was sooo annoying and finally this lady at the main desk was like excuse me i need a volunteer. Sara, and i just looked at eachother and suspected that the older guy would take him and we would follow him around like we've been doing. But NO. NOBODY moved so i was like omg fine ill do it. So i went to go get a wheelchair and i wheeled it over and this big hulking black dude who is like at least 400 pounds walks over and gets into the wheelchair. Im just like wait, what how am i supposed to push this! so we start making our way and i was using just about all of my leg muscles to push this guy and soon sara and the other guy were like 20 ft ahead of me because they were walking so fast. and the old guy is just like well come awn hurry up. im just like youve gots to be kidding me why the frick arent u pushing him! Anyway so we get into the area and i wheel him in and put him next to the coffee table and junk and the old guy is like to the black guy sorry but we dont have any playboy or anything. MY eyes almost fell out of their SOCKETS! i was just like holy shieeet im so out of my element here so i just was like okay see ya later bye. Yeah that was uhh...whats the word. oh yeah peachy.

Plus today i got my chris brown cd from the library and i was trying to show my mother my mad rapping skillz. She was to say the least not impressed and responded by saying that she "just didnt like this rapping crap." gosh im so white. its sad!

and today there was this supper cute boy in sams club and it made my shopping expiernce all the more better because i had something to look at. Live laugh love, love katie and sara <3

day five i guess the sun just made me drunk.

i will not even try to bore you with the details of my day it was HORRENDOUS! as of 8 oclock a la noche i had been home for maybe 30 minutes since 10 oclock that morning. it was muy horrible.

Plus me and sara play par and rec tennis and today was our first day and my acne medication makes my skin like hyper sensitive to the sun so naturally after being outside for only an hour and 45 min i have a nice crispy burn on my cheeks, wonderful. Next time i will be sure to pack my spf 300 because thats what pasty girls like me need.

Theres this one tennis pro tho who teaches us at our lessons or whatever and his name is mikey. Hes like a junior in college now but he went to the local all boys high school thats a really good school and according to our sources used to be a HUGE pothead and was busted. But anyway he was there last year and last year was me and sara or shall i say Sara and I's (my mother would be so proud) first year. You know those ridickulous things that some in just about every single color shape you name it you know SILLYBANDS! yeah well last year i had this really cool one it was a squirrel and i had never ever ever met someone who had one. And mikey had a sailboat and i thought that was so cool cause then i could give it to my sailor friend. So we traded our sillybands because i had one more at home. The very next day 5 or 6 of us were standing around mikey waiting for us to go to our next station and he says to us "i bet you guys will never ever guess what my sillyband is.!" and everyone started guessing and i was just like "its a squirrel" and he was like totally shocked and was just like "what how did you know that." and im just standing there totally dumfounded! seriousily its maybe been 24 hours and youve already forgotten that ive GIVEN THAT TO YOU! im just like what the chuck. but i really said "because i gave it to you." and he said after like 20 seconds of contemplation "ohh yeah thats right." wow. i know. so then today he was there and we were all waiting around him again and he was like "well i guess you can go quench your thirst if you want to" and for some reason i just thought this was so i dont know....random, a strange thing to say probably because all of the suns rays were making me drunk and i almost died of laughter. I wouldnt be surprised if every day he was just like wow shes a freak! story of my life. obviousily i function better at night because thats the only time i write my posts! bubbi with love love love katie and sara

Day Four: Living a day as a deep fried twinkie

Is it just me but do you ever wish you had an alter ego. Like some kick ass chick in resident evil, or a dancer in step up (I always always just wanna dance after i watch those) id even be a WIZARD like hermione for a day and you will NEVER hear me say that cause im not like a harry potter wiz like i feel literally EVERYBODY else is! Maybe i will apply to be on the mtv show Made how funny would that be "I want to be a wizard." a girl can dream cant she
ANYWHO--i realize i am doing quite a lot of capitols i will try to keep it to a minimum from now on.
This is literally how my day went
First i woke up and i felt like crap i felt exactly like a deep fried twinkie, greasy and like mush! so i took an ibuprofen.

I watched part of easy A until she got to the lobster shack because my next door neighbor who is also my dentist texted me yes i know she actually texted me to babysit her kid while her and her friend went around the neighborhood and as they said "we're selling free stuff."<--oxy moron much

Then i went to the craft store well actually i drove there while my faja tightly gripped the handle to the car door and criticized me about my stopping, i thought i did perfectly fine.

When i got home my brothers and 5 of my older cousins were over watching the resident evil series. they were on numero dos.

Sooo i may have joined them for two three and four and now here i am, i really made alot of my day didn't I! I had to wash off that deep dish pizza feeling that i had EVERYWHERE. it was like it was seeping out of my pores it was gross.

And now im listening to Nick Lachey cause it randomly popped in my head the other day and don't cha by pcd because i love them. Im glad i was productive today, ahhh ive missed you summer.
sitting, waiting, wishing love katie
P.S. maybe i will dream about stoping voldemort, or using machetes to kill zombies we will have to see

Day Three i dont see how you can hate from our side of the club you can't even get in.

OOOP! its saturday you know what that means,,, partying hard with the good ole JC! haha anyway tonight we were gonna watch glee on the ps3 but it was being a little bitch and while they were trying to fix it i was catching up on my people. I cannot believe Justin beibs got PIERCINGS! i'm just thinking what happened to my little baby who had a high girly voice and no tattoos! he was such a cutie not that hes not now cause hes adorable but i like the young justin so much better. And leonardo dicaprio and blake lively who i LOVEE, im just like what the chuck aren't you like 10 years older than her, yuck. So then we played scategories which for me and sara is something we do ALL the time. Sara told me that she is determined to beat me (she has yet to do it and we've been playing it for like 4 years now). She didn't,, haha but thats beside the point. Probably the scariest part of the night was my walk home which consists of walking down Saras driveway and walking past a house and up my driveway. So im making my way home hoping and praying that a man doesn't jump out of a car and try to butt rape me or something! All the while i have that creepy jaws music in my mind like the danun danun...you get the point. And i look back and what do ya know you see a shadow of a person in saras house watching me. Good thing to know if one of those strange scary white huge vans came to kiddnapp me sara would have my back :) Maybe tonight if im lucky i will get the busta rhymes part down in look at me now by the awesome chris brown. he talks way to fast. and im not that black so its unlikely. hey its actually SUNDAY! and ive been wearing my whitestrips for an hour now and i didnt even realize it! maybe they will be extra pearly today but they taste like s-h-i-t so im taking these things off and hopefully hitting the sack i think this computer screen is  doing something to my eyes. later haters peace and blessings love rev. run

Day Three: The lovely misfortunes of communication

Ugh! i woke up at 12:10 today. i hate it when i do that because i feel like my day is already over and while my mother wakes up way too early has already started her day and is like 6 hours into it! Sooo this tends to happen to me and sara alot. I will text her and she will NEVER text me back! and i never know if its because verizon and at&t suck at texting to each other or if shes just not going to respond.  So then im like well should i text her again? but you dont wanna seem too pushy. Well anyway we were going to go for a run this morning after she was done practicing for her drivers test. Its not like we actually run though its more like power walking with a mix of running every here and there. But, we force well I force sara to run past this one kids house whose our age even though im pretty sure he hates me. I facebook friend requested him which was totally creepy cause we had no mutual friends and the only way i could have found him was if i had searched for him. It's not suprising that he has yet to respond back and its been over a year. Plus, the last thing he said to me was that "my momma was so fat." He's somewhat anti social but i think hes adorable :) I Guess this is how all my love affairs go... i swoon while he notices the other girl with cleavage up to her chin or a beyonce bootay... ahh high school gotta love it.
I have to say though being a new bloggista, there are some wiieerrdd people out there.. Like the girl that has the naked picture of a girl and its in EVERY one of her pictures im just like ew gross, stop! (i always think of it how cartman says it, it makes it so much more funny). I dont know i discovered some odd..blogs to say the least. I guess maybe i will go watch some big bang theory to wake me up. I always feel smarter when i watch that show plus i love Sheldon.
love katie and sara but mostly katie

Day Two

So, the reason why we asked what would be on your bucket list is because while making an attempt to add ideas to our very short list of things to do this summer we went to google. and what do you know..people have some very weird things on their bucket lists. One we found was walk behind someone in the mall until that same person notices you (random much), or make 1,000 origami and give them to someone, i mean seriously what would someone do with 1,000 origami!!? there was another one that was order everything off of a menu! Can you imagine going up to Mcdonalds being like "hey i'd like one of everything." What would you even do with all that food! save it...ew i guess you could freeze it, you'd have enough food for the rest of the year! Plus there is only so much fatty heart clogging food we can take in one day. But seriously thank the dear lord its summer! No more drama (OMG did you hear so and so said this about that person), to much of that kind of stuff is just overrated and gets reallllllllly old really fast. No all we can hope to do is sit out and have fun in the sun! Peace, love and rockets Sara and Katie

Day One

If it is not obvious that we are unexpierenced bloggers, we can assure you we are. We hope that our quirky attutide and comical expiertiese will keep all you readers entertained enough to revisit our page as much as possible to see our new and uploaded posts!!! Todays questions is... what are the top items on your bucket lists? (preferably not something sketchy or impratical like travel to iran) We appreciate all suggestions :)
Love yours truely sara and katie