Friday, September 30, 2011

thank god its friday

YESTERDAY was crazy absolutely crazy

So we had tennis, i got to miss school and that was awesome. But then just like EVERY other day of the week it rained at like 1030 ishh. Initally everybody was going to try and wait it out and then squeegy the courts. But then they just cancelled it. By then it was about 11 and everybody would have to go home shower and eat and then go BACK to school, and nobody wanted to do that, so our whole team made a pact not to go to school. THe tennis athletic director apparently though called each school to say that the tournament was cancelled. SO the school found out that NONE of the tennis girls went back to school and were pissed, and were supposevily having an unexcused absense which in our schools terms is BAD. SO then ALL of our parents had to call in and say that we were excused from school, because the teachers thought that we were skipping just to skip. Then we find out that one of my BEST friends went in after we said like 7 times DONT GO I N!!!!! so i was just like what the fuck i was pissed and so was my mom because she HATES calling in to school to excuse me or whatever. The whole team had to get their parents to call them in and it was just a big waste of times. After that i text katie and was like what the heck and she texts me back and says "what?" so i called her and SHE DIDNT GO IN. so our teachers were all lying saying that they saw someone at school. it was total bullshit. and my bio teacher was totally giving me crap he was calling me a slacker and skipper and i just told him to shove it and leave me alone.

so drama drama drama

tonight im going to the football game and i REALLY DONT WANT TO GO!!! the theme is gangster which i dont have anything to wear i like h and m and FOREVER 21 and francescas i dont wear rocawear or baby phat fat  or whatever you call it. and its supposed to be 40 degrees tonight why would i want to sit around and watch a BORNING football game when i could be doing so many other cooler things like idk WATCHING lord of the rings because i want to watch the 2nd one SOO baddd or getting hot chocolate or sewing or being a total wierdo.

okay ive gots to go, ive got lots of sewing to do so stay tuned for my creationgs. have a happy friday!!!

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Dont give up on me

Not Just You- Cody simpson

Okay so i figured that i would put up some pictures of my fabulous christmas lights so that all of you can be inspired to put them up in ure rooms. And then i was like well i always said i was going to put up pictures of my FABULOUS if i do say so myself, wall, so i figured today would be the ultimate picture day. Sorry for having some of them sideways i cant figure out how to make them normal



the right side is kind of my boy space i have channing tatum taylor kitsch and zac efron, and some thing that says "i am kitten hear me roar." it was in a cosmo magazine and i dont know why but i just like it

I dont know why i have that chick in the rocks, its not like she has cool clothes on because shes wearing a swimsuit, but i thought it was a cool photo, they went all over LA it said to shoot the story, and take the pictures of it.


my inspirational quotes and explanation of my symbol  (Leo) nina dobrev, Ed-vard cullen, puck from glee, liam hemsworth (who got matching tats with his gf miley), the guy from vampire diaries, frieda pinto, chris brown and hayden paniterre





And i switched out my white lights for LEDs because my papi said they heat up slower and wont potentially burn the house down, with just them on in the room it gives the place a cool glow.





Because i didnt have school today (it was one of those days where teachers have meetings and kids can go in for help the other half of the day) i went shopping with my friend kate. I have a FANTASTIC purchase. First i got a plain creamy white almost cream looking shirt that i fully intend to bead or sew a design into, another plain white tshirt that was 3.61 CENTS at the loft it may be an XL but im going to make it not even look like an xl when im done with it. i fully intend to make it look awesome. and i bought drum roll please........ A DRESS from francescas. i am beyond with my purchase. while it may be a teensy bit short for mama bears standards, i love it. and it was 15 DOLLARS talk about bargain buying!!!! it was sale on sale. it was originally 48. im so proud of myself because this NEver happens to me.




Yeah it has little foxes on it. at first i was like wtf but if you look at it from far away you cant really tell. and it kind pulls at odd angles but if i put a belt with it, it looks thousands times better.


okay ive got to go. CROSS your fingers that it doesnt rain tommorow because confrence has been now pulled to tommorow it was supposed to be monday then tuesday then wednesday but it keeps on raining.

PEACE OUT

Monday, September 26, 2011

Were just fumbling through the gray

Ships in the night mat keArney

I'm not actually playing this but the song is stuck in my head.


I just put up Christmas lights in my room, I've wanted to do that for the past 2years and I finally got off my lazy butt to go do it. Of clues my mother doesnt like it. How typical.

i bet he gets the nerve to walk the floor and ask my girl to dance.

so i was scrolling through itunes, its my last day to get the free cody simpson song before it goes off the market. and i saw that there were 69 cent songs so i was like okay ill check em out. And one of them was called Miserable at Best by Mayday Parade which is what what my title is. I was just like well maybe ill check my bros itunes to make sure he doesnt have this song. and VIOLA he does. so i just listened to it and the VERY VERY FIRST sentence was

Katie dont cry i know your trying your hardest and the hardest part is letting go

I ALMOST DIED. literally. What are the chances that i would find a song with MY NAME in it, and it just fits so perfectly. But i also got some other new songs. Another free one was by Mindless Behavior and it has diggy simmons in it, the super cute kid well hes actually older than me i think, from Runs House. And monster by paramore, my brother had it, and some guster. I love them, theyre just

OMG MY CUP JUST MOVED. ALL ON ITS OWN. holy shietttt okay ive checked the perimeter, if theres a predator hes very discretely hidden. Maybe hes playing some tricks on me, i am home all by myself with my two cats at the moment, just waiting for Gossip girl and Heart of Dixie and New Girl to start. Creepy.

Well anyway i figure if the guy wanted to kill me he would have already done it so anyway. guster is very.....chill. like dave matthews, i could never run to their music because theyre very mellow.

Okay remember Kellan Lutz. Ya know the kid from twilight?



okay the two side pictures are a little ehhhh odd? but the big one HOT DAMN i want some of that for breakfast. The only reason why i brought him up is because i just watched a movie with him in it, and Mandy moore (because i said so...love that movie) and Jessica Szhor WHO IS FROM WISCONSIN. wahoooo. ya know who else is from here???!?!? Nicholas D'Agosto i dont know if you have ever seen Fired Up>!>>!>! or From Prada to Nada, and hes going to be in s some new movie ohhh final destination 5 i believe. Yeah well hes from here too. Wisconsin doesnt really attract too many hit stars......sadness. Kellan Lutz though isint a very good actor but have you seen those BICEPS!!! ahhh.

One of my best friends Jenny's birthday is going to be on Friday and i just have NO IDEA what to get or make her at all. I will probably look at stumbleupon to find something really cool. Because for my birthday she bought this fabric that was black and white and different patterns and made me a scarf because im like a scarf freak when October starts to some around.

okay goodbye Love Rev KATIE

Sunday, September 25, 2011

We never sleep, never get tired

Save the World- Swedish House mafia.

Honestly I think i have one really good skill...and that is falking. Im like a Pro at it!!! Plus my first response to everything is to falk.

"Omg did you see that girls pictures it was girl on girl." "nope, let falk her, ew thats disgusting."----IM NOT A LESBIAN thats just a true story

"Have you every seen her boyfriend?" "have not, but ill falk him asap."

"That was a crazy party did you see the pictures of (insert really drunk persons name here? kay well you should falk her."

The first time my mom hear me say falk, she gave me the dirtiest look and was like "katherine what did you just say?" and you know mama and papa bear are really angry if they call me Katherine. And i was like "mom i didnt say the f-word (thats a big no no in my house yet my mom lets me say basically every other swear word, my older brothers have definitely worn her down) , its falk, facebook-stalk. She still doesnt like when i say it though.

I only bring up my excellent falking skills because yesterday was homecoming and right now my falking is in full gear, because i like to check out everybody's hideous pictures, and then the really cute ones, and the GROSS ones where girlfriend and boyfriend kiss for the camera how cute, NOT i just vomited in my mouth, and of course check out everyones dresses, the slutty and the classy.

On another note. my friends suck i swear.

So one of my friends was forced to invite this somewhat awkward but really sweet girl because the awkward girl asked her if they could do something together and she felt bad. So it was my two friends and the slightly awkward girl. The plan was for them to come over at like 830 but it turned out to be 930 and then we would go get frozen yogurt and do crazy things. Yeah well nobody would say they want to do something and that DRIVES ME CRAZY, they just sat there and were like "well idk." they said my ideas werent very good according to them but i thought that they were just fine, but i gave like 10 ideas and they didnt have ONE. So then we ended up just sitting in my study talking. All of a sudden, because im not a idiot, i saw one of my friends texting the other, and then theyd just crack up like no other. The nice awkward girl was too dense to notice or just too nice to say anything and i could totally tell they were making fun of eachother. And me and the poor awkward girl were just left sitting there, awkwardly. And finally i was like dude i can see you texting eachother, and they just started laughing like there was no tommorow. I was also not in one of those moods where your super hyper and drunk-like even though you are not intoxicated. But, my friends definitely were. I can definitely say that i would have much rather been sitting inside with sara having a scary movie night. MUCH RATHER. So my night sucked except for sara and i going to the mall and panera.

Today then sara and i are "supposedly" going to be paid for working at my next door neighbors party. It rained pretty much all day and we had to manage the blow up balls. You "blow them" up with a leaf blower and then people run in them and bump into each other, theyre like giant gerbil balls. Im pretty sure im going to get a cold, and my clothes were wet all the way through because we had to just stand there in the rain while the kids played. I swear to baby jesus if i do not make BANK from that im going to kick someone.

And now i have confirmation which i am DREADING. i do not want to go at all, and i have to study for  my IB/AP bio test and i am procrastinating like no other. Plus now im beginning to like rihanna new song which makes me angry because im supposed to hate rihanna shes the enemy.

Just saw two squirrels playing tag it looked like. gee im cool. i love my life. katie

Saturday, September 24, 2011

we found love in a hopeless place

Okay rihanna i get it you found love in a hopeless place, how many times do you have to say that....she literally says it almost 5 times in the chorus.

Ugh so i literally almost got my shit kicked by my friend because i told her that, i couldnt hang out tonight. I said that nobody updated me so i was "forced" to babysit. which is a total lie i wanted to hang out with sara because i feel like a i never see her any more. But im still kinda angry about the football game when my other friend ignored me . i told her to keep her next saturday open so we could hang out. And i literally thought my friend was going to hurt me. she said "what are you serious?! Katie nobody updated you bc we didnt have a plan it was just a go with the flow sort of thing but you knew we for sure doing something! I kinda cringed when i read that. So now im going to hang out with sara for 2 hours and then hang out with them.

All the while my cousins downstairs are having a "bro down." while they experiment with skittles and vodka, and a 32 pack of beer. Awesome. On the bright side we might crash a party...?

adios

light it up thats smoke and mirrors

Mirror Lil wayne 

I love lil Wayne I think he's just such a chill dude and yeah he's been caught smoking pot a ton And has like three baby mamas and has tattoos literally covering up his whole entire body but he's awesome and I love his music. I love one of his songs called prom queen. Ever heard of it? I think it was on the Carter three but it's about this guy (lil wayne) who likes the prom queen and she ignores him and doesn't give him a second of her time, and when she gets all upset she come back to the guy to find tht lil Wayne is moving on. Or At least I think that's what it's about I'm but really good at finding the Inspirational meaning in songs . But it's pretty obvious because the lyrics go " i loves her fancy underwear..... Never forget the day she left and walked away..she had it all figured out when she left me with a broken heart .....but the prom quuuueeen the prom queen was crying sitting outside of my door  see you never know how everything could turn around" but if you've never listened to it I think you should.

So I literally just spent 20 minutes picking out the best songs ever. I went through my whole entire library and picked 26 songs and now I just feel so good! Aside from being overly bloated and stuffed from eating way too much culvers  I'm just....happy. And I love doing what I'm doing right now. Just sitting writing this And listening to good music. Does that ever happen to you. As if music can just change your mood like instantly. Plus I just wanna dance. Sometimes I wish that I had did r and b or freestyle dance instead of tennis then like in mosh pits at dances I could just break it down and everyone would be like. Yeah Katie. Haha but my dancing ability is limited to whAt I do in the shower yes I'm a guilty singer and dancer in the shower everybody does it, it's totally normal!!...right? And booty bouncing!! But you can't forget the shopping cart or the cue tip and watering can...when I do those the boys just flock To me practically. I mean why would they want some girls butt rubbing on their nutter butters down there when they could watch my sick dance moves!! Okay I'm going to stop now before I get ahead of myself.

Yesterday I practically begged my mom to let me skip school. I offered to clean the whole house the whole day!!! and she said no!! An opportunity of a lifetime just gone. But today all we do is the whole school walks a threeish mile route and have a pep rally where the poms team performs the jocks of the senior grade get In Skirts and do a dance. they normally try to hook in Harry potter somehow this year they reenacted a duel. And they announce the homecoming prince and princesses. And after that they had the powder puff game where the junior girls play the senior girls and there coached by the football boys of that grade. I forgot my shirt and everything so I just socialized. But now that some of my friends are becoming more popular they like to ignore me and I'm just want to say What the Fuck are you doing your not cool, your actually extremely overrated and  you dont have to be a dushebag all the time. But I'm trying to not let it get to me. I'm struggling can you tell? High school just go extremely overrated (I can't think of any other way to say it) everything is just so cliche and people are so mean. Like the sophomores. This year they voted homecoming queen someone who is totally wierd and everybody knows that it's a joke literally except for her it's really sad. Then again our grade did that last year too, except for the girl who we voted for took it super seriously and at the football game when they crowned everybody she dressed up in heels and tights and this really fancy velvet dress when everyone else was in jeans and spirit wear. I didn't vote at all I never do but it still really sad. Plus my grade is having the homecoming week junior senior wars. And two people posted really bad facebook pictures of this one really popular senior at school and made tshirts and were mocking her. Plus the year before when they were juniors the seniors t peed her house three time and wrote ugly bitch in shaving cream on her lawn. She's had a rough two years.  

Anywho yesterday was just stupid the best part is probably the dance competition which this German foreign exchange student in our grade almost won by the seniors weren't winning any of the games so they had to give this one to the seniors. So then i went to tennis practice after and i went to my friend Jennys house to get ready for the football game. We got there 45 minutes late and by 940 i was DYING, the game was going SOOO long. and so we decided to leave, and i said to my friends okay you ready to go? and theyd be like well i dont want to leave until everybody else leaves and so then wed wait and id ask again and then they just stopped listening so i was like wtf im leaving, so my jenny kate and i all went down the bleachers. All of a sudden my other friend was like i didnt know you guys were leaving. i just wanted to SCREAM. its like holy fuckk how many times did i have to say LETS GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD. Come onnn people. like twenty so when everybody decided not to listen i was just said fuck this bitch IM OUTIE. when i get fiesty i tend to swear as you can tell. So we all went to culvers with these nice but slightly odd at times guys, and when my mom was there to pick me up i didnt even bother saying goodbye to everyone. I was exhausted and i had to wake up 645 the next day and it was already 1045. I think my friend saw me roll my eyes at her because i was so angry and i felt kinda bad about that.but i was just being bitchy.

So then today, Saturday, i woke up at 645 and had to go straight to the courts because we have conference for tennis. Well we play our first match, we won but we were FREEZING. it was maybe 40 degrees out, and for the first like 15 minutes i didnt have any tennis spirit wear for our school so i had to go only in my uniform, ugh i was dying it was sooo cold. Plus i was nipping like crazy so i kept on folding my arms awkwardly over my chest. lovely. 

But then it starts RAINING. and they say that their going to wait for an hour. so its cold with freezing rain and there is no "indoor" facility so were all stuck outside. But once it starts pouring they finally let us go and now its rescheduled for monday if it doesnt rain, and now i desperately need a nap, and i need to study my bio. but i procrastinated for a good three hours, recleaning my room because it was a disaster. And then i made this jewelry holder thing for my dangly earrings. and my ipod is being retarted so i cant put a picture of it but its pretty cool its got caged wiring and then its got a border of this dark purple fabric that i had. So i like it but if you flip it over to the backside it looks like crap because i had to staple the wiring to the border like 70 times and then i had to tape the fabric to the border and it just looks like not professionally made AT ALL. 

so yeah hope that wasnt too borning peace and love happy saturday

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

okay so since i am in the library of my school i cannot listen to musica so i have no BLOG TITLE. so technically right now im supposed to be in lunch. But literally NONE of my friends well some but i dont really hang out with them, are in my lunch. So B day lunches suck to the extreme and i just didnt feel like forcing myself to make conversation with people that i barely like. Its annoying.

So anyway since its homecomming week we have our theme days like i said. Today is pajama day. rPRactically a third of our school is in onsies i swear. and uk what most of them are GUYS!!!! Plus, this is kinda gross but most of their precious cargo if uk what i mean is like practically ASKING to come out Not that im looking there but its hard NOT to notcie. This is partially due to the fact that they are all wearing childrens onsies in a almost man body.

Yesterday at my tennis match our team lost 3-4. The chicks we played were total dusehes when a ball was on their side and i needed it to serve they would give it to me but it would be like Soaring past me and i would have to like sprint to go get it. and the chick HIT ME and she didnt even say she was sorry and i was just like WHAT THE CHUCK. even if im angry with someone and i dont like them i still say im sorry, she just like glared at me....it was wierd.
 But on the announcements today our like dean of students was like "and the girls varsity tennis team lost to WW for the first time in 25 years!" everybody was like REALLY you just HAD to include that. my coach was being a total dick about it too , i guess i would be angry too but he was just like wow i am so embarassed for myself and you guys.

My tennis coach is the kind of guy in high school who made fun of all the girls and was totally "chill" with his friends. He was the kid who didnt mature till he was like 30. i take that back he still has yet to mature. He is also not very cooth (?), he tells us to aim for the "fat chicks" and were always like CARL! you cant say that and hes always like well how can you miss her! Even though he is definitly not the skinniest person i know. He was also the "other man" when his wife was engaged to another guy. like he was the guy who was not engaged.

Plus since its homecomming week this whole entire week is consisting of theme days and freshman kill days. Last year the seniors did like a TON of stink bombs, and they put manure in the hallway. So not only was it hot as fuck but it smells like s to the h to the i to the t everywhere. but this year they looked through lockers backpack lunches and all sorts of stuff to make sure no seniors brought in anything but the seniors fully plan on using shaving cream, baby powder, water balloons. You cant stop the inevitable.

peace and love in the hood.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

every day i try just to breathe

UGH NHS SUCKS!

so im in nhs which is national honors society and mainly i just signed up to sign up, i didnt have a problem getting in or anything but the work you have to do for it is just major bogus. You have to have 10 hours for school wahho, 10 for NHS which is hardd because we only have 4 NHS held events and 10 for community which ive got covered because sara and i volunteered this summer. But i went in to talk to one of the NHS leaders to see if i could volunteer event that was happening that night, and she said that the sign up sheet was already full but i could still come and i thought that that meant that i was just kind of an extra and wasnt required to go. and now i have to write a written excuse as to why i wasent there!!!!!

the teachers who run it though are real straight shooters and arent the friendliest so i doubt that the will "forgive" my absence so to speak. because you can only have 2 missed meetings both junior and senior year and i have already missed one and im not even a month into school. eff my life.

FINALLY made my hex nut bracelet FINALLY. hah i didnt realize i said finally twice. im cool.

mine does not look nearly as good at this chicks does



its the one with the gold things on it. My hex nuts are all out of order and junk but W.e. because when people are like "oh my god katie where did you get that" i can be like BAM I MADE IT. S my BFD. School tommorow im not looking forward to. and ya know what i am SO NOT SHOWERING. im going to use my new pssssst dry shampoo cause thats actually what its called "pssssst" and yes i do bathe every day so this is definitely out of the ordinary for me. and plus i havent even done ANYTHING because ive been working on my stupid project probably the most exciting thing i did today was go to ace hardware and watch 90210. my life is bro. 

PEACE 


scary and beautiful at the same time

suddenly by ashlee tisdale

okay people im stressed to the EXTREME. my group just came over and we practice for our oral presentation on tuesday and im soooo nervous. I did it fine when i was on my own but when i got in front of my group and their people that i actually and friends with and have no need to be worried in front of, i got fidgety and forgot stuff and just looked stupid. major fail. life sucks!!! but im not suicidal. So i just guess that im going to have to practice practice practice, and try and make myself sound smarter. PLUS next week is homecomming week so everybody is going to be dressed up as nerds that day because its NERD DAY

Day one is a mass day BORNING and i totally forgot about it so i have no idea what im going to wear. fantastic.
Day two or tuesday is nerd day---as it says on our school website retainers are encouraged
Day three is pajama day!! and i dont really have very exciting pajamas  happy bunny and penguins are probably the most exciting ones i own so this is going to be hard! if i had a onesey i would wear it but i dont own one!
day four is 60s apparel day--which is kinda lame i dont think i like that one
and the fifth day is spirt wear day so im okay with that because we can wear sweats and athletic shorts WAHOOO. i love those days

Okay im probably going to procrastinate for a couple more minutes and then get back to business.

PEACE OUT.

Friday, September 16, 2011

i aint no stripper but i work the pole

okay so i found this remix of TGIF on pandora. it has missy elliot in it. and i love the beginning and normally im kinda opposed to missy elliot because she is one crazy ass scary chick but this is an exception.

im kinda having this ashlee tisdale rerun thing going on right now. All of a sudden out of the blue i wanted to listen to all her music on my ipod and i made a cd of her and i just love her. plus in people it said that she got a new tattoo with her BFF vanessa hudgens who is reported to supposively have a "thing" with josh hutcherson. but it said jamais suele which is french for never alone. right on her FOOT. i cant imagine that being pleasant, cause its right on the bone and everything.

My madre is super stressed because were having this party at my casa this weekend and she has to do all the cleaning and shit because no one is around. so shes very...paraniod. we got this dq cakes cause theyre delicious and i was holding it and in the car it slid and pressed onto one side and so all the frosting is all smeared on one side.....whoops. 

You know how they always say to go with your gut on a test, and to not change your answers at the last minute?!?!?!? yeah well today we had a vocab tests which i despise in every which way and i changed my EFING answer and it was wrong i wanted to kick myself like wtf KATIE !!!

then in the hallway i asked this kid to please move, well i said excuse me, and then i tried to inch past him and he just stood there. and i was like "seriously your not going to move?" and so i had to practically shove him to get past. hes a jerk though and a druggie and many other things but since im obviously a saint just kidding, i wont say what a sketchy past he has. 

DO ANY OF YOU WATCH AWKWARD because this week was fantastic (contain spoiler alert).
MATTY and JENNA ahhh god i love them well especially him. and 90210 is coming back and the vampire diaries and gossip girl and bones and the big bang theory!!! i love the fall.

WHAT THE MOTHER FATHER---funny thing i heard in the hallways totally and completely random.

so im going to go peace out chicas

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

so she ran away in her sleep.

Coldplay i cant stop listening to it. I liked it so much that i actually went to itunes and BOUGHT IT. and i dont do that very often.

I keep on forgetting to post a picture of this but im waiting for sometime when my life is just completely utterly drop dead boring cause then i would talk about this. But anyway, it took me 2 years to convince my mom to let me pin and tape junk on my walls. TWO YEARS. i had almost given up. So then freshman year i started collecting pictures from seventeen cosmo allure and womens health and even one mens health cause ryan reynolds was on the cover. Basically what i do is i find a cool outfit or makeup or quote or someone just really pretty and i put it up on my wall. My mother told me that if she didnt know any better she would think i was a lesbian because there are just so many girls (im not a lesbian)! but its my outfit inspiration. and it is just a billion times better than a plain wall. PLUS its one GIANT COLLAGE! and you know how much i love my collages.


Anyway though what i REALLY want to talk about. im going to have LOTS of new pictures because you know what!! my seventeen that came yesterday was the guy special! it had taylor lautner on the cover and dont get me wrong i love him but im kinda tired of him like wheres josh hutcherson or liam hemsworth people>!!>!>!>! So they had all these mini interviews with boys and one of them i had NEVER heard of before but he is now my biggest crush ever.




HONESTLY what a cutie. i made his picture extra large to emphasize his extra sexiness. Plus hes from england so he has one of those adorable accents i bet!!! That just raises his hottness an extra 3989208 points

AHH and i just saw a picture of chace crawford in a suit and he looks fabulous. god i love him.

It wasnt this exact picture in the other one he had the whole messy hair im a stoner look going on, by either way he looks fantastic. 


Today in Bio my best friend jenny was just beyond tired (shes number two in out class but practically number one so idk maybe she was up studying) but it was also only 2nd hour so like 820 in the morning, so it was technically still early. So she was just staring at one point off in the distance you know where you zone out everything else and just intensely stare at nothing??!?! Yeah well my bio teacher, the one that i have the slightly abnormal relationship with was like Jenny ya there, and she said "oh im sorry im just really tired." and i just was like "yeah or your just really borning Mr. K." he just looked at me with a slight smile while everybody was TRYING not to crack up, and i was like HAHAH i got you!!! burn baby like a boss (or i guess master if your reading this xxcammyloverxx)! cause i totally owned him. And he just says to nobody in particular "see shes so mean to me." so that was kind of funny.

Tommorow were going on a field trip to go see the tempest by shakespeare KILL ME NOW its going to be horrible. but my gay lit teacher when asked "does dress code still apply?" said "well dont come in just a thong or something." i love him hes hilarious.

Then that same friend Jenny was telling me in study hall we have tables in our library and one of the bio teachers was sitting at the next table and she was sitting with our friend aj. And apparently they were doing this thing for spanish on chubacabras?!?! theyre like possessed sheep. and aj said something and jenny was like well watch out or my chubacabras will suck your goats!! and the bio teacher just looks over and gives her this super uncomfortable nervous look and was like i dont even want to know, because  he totally thought she said well watch our or my chubacabras will suck your dick!!!!! how EMBARRASSING.

My mother was in a good mood and american eagle had free shipping and she is a sucker for free shipping so we ordered all this stuff last week. Yeah well i got two shirts from aerie, and today we got the package and one of my shirts wasnt in it! and i was like WHAT THE Fudge! yeah and my mom got this email saying that they just cancelled the shipment of that one shirt because they didnt have it or something. im pissed because i really wanted it. it looked super soft and had little pockets they were from aerie and looked super cute sad face sad face.

well thats my life in a tiny tiny nutshell. peace out. katie.

Monday, September 12, 2011

still lying underneath the starry skies she said oh oh i know the sun's set to rise

ive probably listened to this song about 6 times now on repeat its called paradise by coldplay, its going to be on their newest album and i am in LOVE with the lyrics so much that i want you to love them too.

Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo. 
Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo. 

When she was just a girl, 
She expected the world, 
But it flew away from her reach, 
So she ran away in her sleep. 

Dreamed of para-para-paradise, 
Para-para-paradise, 
Para-para-paradise, 
Every time she closed her eyes. 

Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo. 
Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo. 

When she was just a girl, 
She expected the world, 
But it flew away from her reach, 
And bullets catch in her teeth. 
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/c/coldplay/paradise_20980626.html ] 
Life goes on, 
It gets so heavy, 
The wheel breaks the butterfly. 
Every tear, a waterfall. 
In the night, the stormy night, 
She closed her eyes. 
In the night, 
The stormy night, 
Away she flied. 

Chorus: 
I dream of para-para-paradise, 
Para-para-paradise, 
Para-para-paradise, 
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh. 

She dreamed of para-para-paradise, 
Para-para-paradise, 
Para-para-paradise, 
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh. 

La-la 
La-la-la-la-la 
La-la-la-la-la 
La-la-la-la. 

Still lying underneath the stormy skies. 
She said oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. 
I know the sun's set to rise. 

[Chorus x2] 

Oh, oh. Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo. 

[Chorus] 

Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo 
Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo 
Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo 
Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo...


i have now come to realize thats its ALOT of oooh and ahhing but i still love the song. So lets see here today....hmmm everybody attacked me in the hallway and was like YOU GOT A SPEEDING TICKET! and time after time i would have to tell them no, i just got a warning. and they would be all like "oh" and walk away, okay thanks BIOTCH. my tan lines from my tennis tank top are KILLING me, plus my face is all red and splotchy from my effing sunscreen, and i look disgusting. But last night i went to bed at 10 and today i was EXHAUSTED. i didnt understand it. it didnt help that my biology teacher literally i think wanted to bore us to death, which i told him he should learn to spice things up. he then proceeded to tell me that he had a good weekend because i wasnt in it. 


Im going to have to start memorizing my TWELVE MINUTE SPEECH it is exactly in 8 days or 11520 minutes or if you want to be REALLY precise 691200 seconds. honestly i dont know how im going to do this, my palms are going to start to sweat and im afraid im going to forget everything. Plus my teacher, a aspiring male totally homosexual late 30s man is a really hard grader, but hes hilarious today he asked us:
Does anyone want black licorice
---to which everybody politely said nothing or just nodded their head no 
No, No? how about some doritos?
----everybody was like ummm yeah!
Well thats too bad i dont have any 
----awww man 
How bout some chocolate cake 
---everybody though that he was going to do to us what he did with the doritios so only like 4 people said yes
Well good here have some cake
-----and he goes behind his desk and BAM theres a chocolate cake that a senior gave him. 




it was very suprising sadly there was no napkins or knives so we used looseleaf and a spoon. Plus one of these days hes bringing me and anther girl coconut water?? he likes to buy all this stuff thats really good for you like algae water it looked repulsive it was green and chunky. hes slightly BAT SHIT CRAZY but i really like him....


okay well anyway im going to maybe eat some nutella and procrastinate. 


Peace and love in the hood. katie. changed my profile picture!!! because sara never comments on here and or posts so its basically MY blog!


oh and im thinking about adding MANLY MONDAYS or testoserone tuesdays or sexy saturday or i could even do hot damn domingo (sunday) where i will talk about a male celebrity who is yummy. Maybe possibly. i practically talk about them all the time now so why not make it weekly.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

every time i see her i wear a fresh pair of shoes

newly discovered cody simpson video- all day

so today im hurting, my sunburn aches every times i walk move raise my arms, you name it. But today i watched prom AGAIN because idk why i just wanted to watch it really bad. So that wasted like 2 hours, plus my mom and i ran errands to target pet world best buy aldi and i almost got her to go to ace hardware. and of course she drove because now i am terrified of driving. But i got a NEW BRA! i love buying bras it will never get old. Its just plain gray with NO pusuhup or anything ill be all natural. What i really wanted was a light gray but they dont have anything in my size which SUCKS and is crap because every time i try to find one they never have them. Oh yeah the reason why i wanted to go to ace hardware is i found this bracelt to make on stumble and it is SOO cute its just braided twine but it has Hex nuts in it!! its totally cool check it out at honestlywtf.com hilarious url. Yesterday i was doing a project well i was working on that 12 minute one that ill have to present in 9 DAYS AHH but anyway it was my friend katie and lauren they were over and we decided to take a break and hit up the local picken save, so i was chatting it up with the cash registers who said they liked my little dinosaur pouch that i made, i posted a picture of it awhile ago, and then they said that they were totally board and would love for me to come in their line because they had NOTHING else better to do. But anyway then one girl starts talking about stumble and this other girl was like "wait what stumble." and when i was about to explain it the other girl was like "DONT tell her itll consume your life!" they were pretty funny, i felt kinda bad because it was DEAD because it was 15 minutes till closing, plus i saw the NEW COSMO (ik im doing alot of caps sorry) it has minka kelly on it i loveher shes gorgeous, and i got some very delicious cake batter ice cream in one of those mini self serve containers, it was really good.

So yeah now my mother is pulling a JC (not jesus christ my fajas initals) and had just decided to give me a history lesson even though i have told her shes pulling a JC, ahh mothers.

okay well im gonna go rock out to bio awesome. love katie.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

why just one if we can have them all

ALL STAR weekend ---apparently they are a disney band?

if all of you saw me right now you would cringe. honestly, im as red as a tomato, plus i have major bad sunburn on my face....shocker there. My sunscreen though wore off in certain sections so i have blotchy sunburn, how utterly sexy. So this is how my day went. woke up at 655 ON A WEEKEND, for a tennis tournament, decided i wanted to drive there so that i could control the music, my mother kept on yelling at me to slow down or watch out and we were not getting along AT ALL, it was pretty bad, things were tense, we get up there LATE, and my partner and i were on right away to play, we played our first match, the girls were so lame and kept on making wierd calls and they wernt very nice AT ALL, but we won so w.e., then we were done so i walked with my mom to the car because in a cooler i had the fixings to make a pb and j sandwhich, so i make one because by now things between my mother and i had cooled down, made my sandwhich, had 4 bites and then was told i was on again, so i told my coach to hold my sandwhich and im pretty sure he threw it away, played our second match it was nerve racking but the girls we played this time were good but were playing bad, one girl was nice and one was SOOO ANNOYING, when i missed my first serve she would call fault and then when i missed again she said double fault, i wanted to scream yeah BIOTCH i know i missed TWICE thanks for making that abundantly clear!, but we won that match, then i had maybe 20 mintues and we played our next match which wahooo we won, the girl we played looked exactly like heather morris from glee she plays britney s pears. (notice how this is the first period of that VERY LONG sentence. But anyway, so we were done by probs 130 and we had to wait around till about 415 for everyone to be done so we could cheer on our teams. Then we had to drive home, i figured that i would rather drive because i just wanted something to do. Well i pull out of the parking lot to the school which is right next to a hospital and i get onto the main road and was following right behind the main line of traffic. We pass two stoplights and then all of a sudden we were on this long road that was almost like a highway but not as fast it was like 45, so i was going 42 because i was still behind the same car that i was when i pulled out of the school parking lot. Well what do you know a cop car is right behind me with its lights flashing. And im like well thats strange, i didnt do anything, so i move over into the right lane because i figure that hes going after someone ahead of me, and you have to move for them and ambulances you know? well so i pull into the right lane and HE COMES BEHIND ME, and i literally had a mental panic attack. My mom was like well katie move over, hes obviousily behind you. So i pull over to the side of the road and am trying to hold back my tears. i frantically rip open my purse and search for my liscense, and think OMG what if i dont have mine, then i would be in DEEP shit. But i had it so i get it out, and the cop is doing his thing on his computer and is taking FOREVER. FInally this ginger cop comes up to the window and was like did you know that you were going 42 in a 25. and i was like oh....i was? where? and it turns out that that road right near the hospital was a EFFING 25!!!! and i didnt see a speed limit sign so i just went the speed everyone else was going, and i just happened to be at the end of the pack, and therefore the easiest to pick off. So he asked to see my liscense and i showed it to him and he saw that i wasnt from the area, i lived about 30 mintues away. and he was like oh so you dont live around here huh...and i just said no i dont im just up here for a tennis tournament. and he went back to his car. When he comes back he tells me that hes going to just give me a warning because i dont live around there and i wouldnt have known that it was a 25. and now enter sobbing. yeah i was blubbering silently like a baby, and once the cop had pulled away my mom and i switched drivers. My mother said that she felt "vindicated" because she said that i yell at her all the time for trying to give me pointers and that i dont listen and now i get what i deserve. what a loving mother, but in my defense even she didnt know why he pulled me over at first, we were both at a loss for words. and when she said that it didnt make me feel any better because then she went into her ususal mother "katie you could get into an accident." so many bad things could happen yadda yadda yaddda. AND to make matters worse at least 4 people from my team saw me pulled over and all of a sudden i get this text and it said "its you coach....did you get a ticket or a warning?" my effing tennis coach got my phone number I DONT KNOW HOW, but he has alot of the girlses fone number just in case he needs to get ahold of us. so i made a facebook status because i only make statuses that i think will get a fair number of likes. so this is what it was "just got pulled over by a gingy cop for going 42 in a 25. i dont even have my license yet. awesome." pretty ingenious right!!!! yeah well now im over it and my mother said it was a blessing in disguise because the cop was actually really nice and he could have been billion times worse to me and if i would have gotten a ticket that would be BAD point wise on my drivers license.

what a fun story right, so today i guess cause its 1210 2 minutes till i get to make a wish!!!! and i have to finish all my homework and work on my 12 mintue speech. where did the weekend go.
have a fabulous sunday

Friday, September 9, 2011

quit your bitchen move your feet till the break of done

ALL STAR WEEKEND new favorite partly because it was in prom :) its called party like its not your birthday


You better have listened to it, if not you suck, because its a fabulous pump up song.

Well anyway tonight i decided to be social and went to the football game. Our team played against the ultimate arch nemesis, and we lost but I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THE SCORE! my brother is on the football team and when i got home i was getting some ice cream and i said to my brother "wait brent did we win?" and my other brother was like "wait katie werent you AT the game?" and i said "yeah but brian nobody ACTUALLY watches the game." i mean seriously whats the point of going to a freaking football game if your not going to watch it. But tonights theme was superhero, and i was catwoman, sassy i know. Shes not exactly a superhero but w.e. its the ONLY thing i had to wear. So ill map out my outfit for you
Head: Striped orangey yellow and black kitten ears with some cat eye eyeliner
Upper Body: Black long sleeve north face (i was DYING it was so hott)
Lower body: my fake wet seal pleather pants, and my striped tail that i taped to my pants to make sure it stayed on.
Feet: my berks, i wear them with everything

So yeah most sluttly girls were wearing costumes meant for 4 year olds and a childs body, ahhh what a classy catholic school we are, and the opponents school, is a HUGE like so huge they have two campuses a hockey rink 8 tennis courts a football field with BOX SEATS, a soccer field, like 4 baseball fields and a lacrosse field! thats ridiculous , but their theme was "preppy catholic school" how utterly original of them. Most of the time they dress up in skanky plaid skirts.

Then after we went to culvers, with a bunch of guys, that i KIND of talk to, it was slightly awk with a side of fun. When we were getting bored we said eagle and that was our signal that it was time to leave. Then in the car ride we blasted slim shady, kayne, tell me what you want what you really really want, i wanna uh i wanna uh i wanna really say ahhh (that song, do you know  what im talking about?)

overall i could give it an B to A- im not quite sure, but it was pretty fun, now i have to be up at 655 AM to go to a tennis tournament, kill me now.