and yes that is the first thing that sara said when i told her that we should make pants like the girls in the sisterhood of the traveling pants because that is what we are watching currently.
I have to say though, im going to backtrack through my day, YOGA IS HARD. there is no denying it, and it is definitly NOT a confidence booster when you see 80 year old ladies smoking you, yes smoking you while doing the :king pigeon." 'And i have to say that when people say yoga is easy they can go eat me because it is totally totally NOT.
Anyway though today i met up with my friend katie.Yes katie and katie, thats the whole reason why we became friends in the first place because we have the same name and being 1st graders we thought that was just about the coolest thing since crocs :) But we gossiped went to TJ maxx because we are definitly maxinistas. Tj Max for all of you who dont know is like a Fleanns Closet is that what its called? Well they sell all sorts of things like Polo steve madden AE roxy volcom billabong nike. But it can be a real hit or miss kind of place. today it was a miss though. And then to go cheer ourselves up we went to redbox and we didnt have a debit card so that failed. So THEN we went and got ourselves soft prezels, you know the big kind, and like this mini digorno pizza then I cought up on Junes Cosmo the one with Rihanna on the cover, and it was all good fun. I showed katie Kreyshawns video though for Gucci Gucci and she didnt like it either. I SWEAR nobody likes it AT ALL. Thats like the 4th person thats been like omg ew how do you like this! But i dont give a shizz because i still LOVE it.
So my brother hes 21 almost 22 in august and he has this friend. Hes half puertorican (?) and is like blading and hes only 20 its so sad. but he is HOTT well more like c u t e. If he saved his head he'd be like thousands time better but now he just has this SUPER short hair. But i dont think ive made a very good impression on him. First i have this liek rash going on all over my arms and shoulders you cant like see it but its EXTREMLY itchy and like this summer ive gotten sun poisoning like three times its ridiculous my skin is like HYPER sensitive so we have this joke in the family that im like a gingie on the inside because gingies usually burn pretty eaisily just like me. Well and we were talking about this and his friend was like Oh i know i can relate. And im like WHAT your like HALF DOMINICAN you dont burn! and he was just like awkwardly uhh im puertorican. And then when it couldnt get worse they were putting together their burgers because my brother grilled for him. And I was like Brian really two BURGERS?!? because it looked huge cause it was the bun cheese burger cheese burger and then the bun and it just made the thing look HUGE. and then he was like "well hey he did it first." and he pointed to his friend. So basically i was dissing his friend how utterly awesome. God im such a good sister.
I quickly got out of the house to avoid another awkward encounter with the other guy, and now were watching sisterhood of the traveling pants. Its like a blast from the past. and now ive missed likehalf of it because ive been writing this. So im going to tune back in
peace and blessings. katie
Monday, August 8, 2011
Sunday, August 7, 2011
i havent been laid in two weeks....carl ive been gone a month
BABY MAMA best movie ever. I love amy pholher and tina fey and the guy who works in tina feys apartment building. And yes i am watching that right now.
Sara and i DIDNT....shocker there get comepletely creamed. We actually won. WAHOO. even we waited nearly an hour to play, which sucked. And the girls we played were like mute, the whole time i wanted to be like SPEAK LOUDER, i CANT HEAR YOU!!!! it was very frusturating. Plus they were totally cheating and trying to sneak in points. Then we went to mickey ds because i hadnt had a cheeseburger in FOREVER and i wanted a wild berry smoothie badly,,, and after that i nearly ate my weight in almond joy reeces pieces, obviousily i am a horrible dieter, and have been failing miserably.
Then all of our mothers and sara and i went to TARGET, god i love that place there are endless possibilies there. And me being the good schmoozer that i am convinced my mom to buy me a lady bug lunch box ITS FABULOUS dont judge, dry shampoo, a new sports bra. Its tye dye :) a new face wash but i actually needed that, my new water bottle,,, its purple and i broke my camelbak so i needed a new one, and my almond joy things, and.....pull apart twizzlers. ARNT I GOOD. when janbaby is in a good mood i can get her to do things that she DOES NOT want to do. im good.
My cousins were over though, their in the state fair and they show pigs, obviousily i dont i would hate that. But they are SOO CUTE. The oldest one hes 6 came up stairs and was like "STOP talking about me." and then later he was like "Mom im dehydrated! i need lemonade!" and at mcdonalds apparently he decided he wanted to lick his WHOLE ENTIRE hand after he had finished his fries and when his mom was like NOOO....he was like...mommy i like salt. Hes adorable. And the youngest one hes 3 and a half he has to be completely naked like even his socks off in order to go number two. Isint that so weird!? and every time he goes to the bathroom he always says he "needs his privacy" so he HAS to close the door. ALWAYS . Like the other day i was walking down the hallway and there he is BAM .......NAKED and im like whaoooooo why dont you have ANY clothes on carson!? and hes just like in this most adorable voice ever "i need my mommy." I like melted even though he had NO clothes on and his wee wee was all hanging out and everything it was the cutest thing ever.
Well in cant think of anything else to say. Goodbye. night night.
Sara and i DIDNT....shocker there get comepletely creamed. We actually won. WAHOO. even we waited nearly an hour to play, which sucked. And the girls we played were like mute, the whole time i wanted to be like SPEAK LOUDER, i CANT HEAR YOU!!!! it was very frusturating. Plus they were totally cheating and trying to sneak in points. Then we went to mickey ds because i hadnt had a cheeseburger in FOREVER and i wanted a wild berry smoothie badly,,, and after that i nearly ate my weight in almond joy reeces pieces, obviousily i am a horrible dieter, and have been failing miserably.
Then all of our mothers and sara and i went to TARGET, god i love that place there are endless possibilies there. And me being the good schmoozer that i am convinced my mom to buy me a lady bug lunch box ITS FABULOUS dont judge, dry shampoo, a new sports bra. Its tye dye :) a new face wash but i actually needed that, my new water bottle,,, its purple and i broke my camelbak so i needed a new one, and my almond joy things, and.....pull apart twizzlers. ARNT I GOOD. when janbaby is in a good mood i can get her to do things that she DOES NOT want to do. im good.
My cousins were over though, their in the state fair and they show pigs, obviousily i dont i would hate that. But they are SOO CUTE. The oldest one hes 6 came up stairs and was like "STOP talking about me." and then later he was like "Mom im dehydrated! i need lemonade!" and at mcdonalds apparently he decided he wanted to lick his WHOLE ENTIRE hand after he had finished his fries and when his mom was like NOOO....he was like...mommy i like salt. Hes adorable. And the youngest one hes 3 and a half he has to be completely naked like even his socks off in order to go number two. Isint that so weird!? and every time he goes to the bathroom he always says he "needs his privacy" so he HAS to close the door. ALWAYS . Like the other day i was walking down the hallway and there he is BAM .......NAKED and im like whaoooooo why dont you have ANY clothes on carson!? and hes just like in this most adorable voice ever "i need my mommy." I like melted even though he had NO clothes on and his wee wee was all hanging out and everything it was the cutest thing ever.
Well in cant think of anything else to say. Goodbye. night night.
Saturday, August 6, 2011
In another life i would be your girl.
I am contemplating whether or not to say what song my post titles are from because they are so totally and completely random. If i were you id be like what the heck is she talking about, that has nothing to do with what she was talking about. So in case you wanted to know that is from the one that got away by Katy Perry. there ya go.
Sara drove us to tennis today. Shocker there, her parents like grounded her from driving because she didnt text them when she got to tennis one time and her parents were pissed. But what do ya know we eneded up playing these 2 girls from my old grade school. and it turns out they've both taken a turn for WEIRD. like major. They are both adopted one from china and i think the younger sister is from vietnam? While they might be slightly loopy their parents are SOOO nice. Even when they were winning against us hardcore (we lost 1-6 rough right?) they were still unhappy, and super competitive and the older sister would always be giving the other one like pointers and crap. There was this one time the younger sister hit it like RIGHT in front of me, so it was an easy shot for me to return, and then all of a sudden i hear the older sister saying "well why did you hit it right to her?" and im just like, i probably shouldn't have said this out loud but "you know i can hear you." i dont think the older sister heard but the younger definitely did and sara started laughing. but its like COME AWN you cant strategize in front of the opponent it defeats the purpose. Plus this is going to sound like REALLY bad and i probably shouldn't say this, but everyone in our grade always thought that older sister would turn out lesiban. because of her apparent butchness. And people were kinda mean and just would say that sometimes because she just says like the WEIRDEST things. But hey i was nice to her and everything and she barely looked in my direction or bothered to say hello to me today.
Totally random. but i was thinking while i was reading my brand new seventeen (it was wierd normally they have a lot of stuff that me-no job not really a babysitter can afford and this time they had all this really expensive stuff in it, it was kind of a bummer. Oh and teachers flirting it up like ezra and lucy hale in PLL,,,,,g r o s s. and slightly creepy) But anywho getting off track there, i wish there was like a mental ipod in my brain. Like a song to play for each mood im in. For example when im feeling particularly morose or down i like eminem because hes just so angry. And when i need a pick me up and just wanna dance i like to listen to Flo rida. Particularly "low" so that i can do the skanky bootay drop! Or when im just happy. Like nothing is going wrong and the day is going good i want Katy Perry and B.o.b and other stuff like my BOI CB! or jbeebs but i have to REALLY be in a certain mood for that.
oh yeah, so i was looking in all my magazines for cool pictures in stuff like i said earlier today and jbeebs has this perfume out its called someday. And you know how they have the sheet thing you pull open and smell and sniff and i always put it on my wrists and neck, well yeah right next to that there was this quote i put it on my collage. it says in tiny print "Someday is why we never say never. it's the reason we never give up the reason we never give in. It's a place in our hearts that can't be broken, where our dreams always come true and the moment we'll NEVER LET GO." now im not gonna i didn't completely understand that at first. I thought it was talking about the perfume, like the perfume was the one telling us to never say never. Plus that sounds a little too deep to be jbeebs so i highly doubt that he wrote that. But i dont know i just like it, i think its a good quote, and how random for being for a perfume.
RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM. how many times have i realized that word and WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD now like a billion i should stop.
I figured i would explain my collage and all the stuff thats on it. NUMERO uno: blake lively i love love love her, even though shes dating leonardo, thats slightly wierd and i dont know what to think about that but, shes like my ultimate fashion and beauty role model. Even though sometimes she can be kinda...skanky. I have hello kitty on there because ive loved her since i was like 10. I have that quote and Katy perry because now that ive mentioned her like 3 times now you must be able to tell that i love katy perry in a totally not creepy or stalkerish way. I have some marc jacobs stuff on there because it the ultimate stuff that i will buy when im young rich and famous and actually have money. A peace sign obviousily because thats just what i aspire to be, chill and relaxed. I have this indian man cause he was just cool looking all colorful. Nike has this ad they always have out called Make Yourself, and sometimes they have the word Strong or shiny or something else after that, and its strangely inspirational for me, for no reason. I have OPI on there because its every girls necessity even though i barely paint my nails any more, but i love opi. EVEN THERE NAMES are cool. Like...
Be a Dahlia won't you.
Moon over Mumbai
Your royal-shineness
the one that got away (KATY PERRY SONG AHHH)
Your a Pisa work
I eat mainly lobster
Mermaid tears
Uh-oh Roll down the window(i didnt get it at first but its dark green)
Yodel me on my cell.....LIKE HOW COMPLETELy random and strange and just random!
well theres more...like the word yummy,,,,, which is the word i use ALWAYS to describe disgusting older men who have load of chest hair and big bellys. And VIVA because thats live in spanish and i intend to live. and a kitty cat, well its a tiger. and peeps but i hate peeps and this funky looking camera and a buddha and a fish and a candle and a piggy bank. SO as you can see there is no order to my collages, at all.
Anywho, sara and i have another match tommorow, well no, its 30 minutes into today actually, cross our fingers that we don't get our behimens dont get handed to us. this is a PG blog, thats why i said behiemen.
Im such a cool chick. katie katie katie katie
P.S. It might as well be the zazzy life of me because never never writes on here.
P.S.S. I believe i said random 8 times. Snaps for katie, she pulled off being SUPER annoying saying it THAT many times. Plus weird but i was too lazy to count that.
Sara drove us to tennis today. Shocker there, her parents like grounded her from driving because she didnt text them when she got to tennis one time and her parents were pissed. But what do ya know we eneded up playing these 2 girls from my old grade school. and it turns out they've both taken a turn for WEIRD. like major. They are both adopted one from china and i think the younger sister is from vietnam? While they might be slightly loopy their parents are SOOO nice. Even when they were winning against us hardcore (we lost 1-6 rough right?) they were still unhappy, and super competitive and the older sister would always be giving the other one like pointers and crap. There was this one time the younger sister hit it like RIGHT in front of me, so it was an easy shot for me to return, and then all of a sudden i hear the older sister saying "well why did you hit it right to her?" and im just like, i probably shouldn't have said this out loud but "you know i can hear you." i dont think the older sister heard but the younger definitely did and sara started laughing. but its like COME AWN you cant strategize in front of the opponent it defeats the purpose. Plus this is going to sound like REALLY bad and i probably shouldn't say this, but everyone in our grade always thought that older sister would turn out lesiban. because of her apparent butchness. And people were kinda mean and just would say that sometimes because she just says like the WEIRDEST things. But hey i was nice to her and everything and she barely looked in my direction or bothered to say hello to me today.
Totally random. but i was thinking while i was reading my brand new seventeen (it was wierd normally they have a lot of stuff that me-no job not really a babysitter can afford and this time they had all this really expensive stuff in it, it was kind of a bummer. Oh and teachers flirting it up like ezra and lucy hale in PLL,,,,,g r o s s. and slightly creepy) But anywho getting off track there, i wish there was like a mental ipod in my brain. Like a song to play for each mood im in. For example when im feeling particularly morose or down i like eminem because hes just so angry. And when i need a pick me up and just wanna dance i like to listen to Flo rida. Particularly "low" so that i can do the skanky bootay drop! Or when im just happy. Like nothing is going wrong and the day is going good i want Katy Perry and B.o.b and other stuff like my BOI CB! or jbeebs but i have to REALLY be in a certain mood for that.
oh yeah, so i was looking in all my magazines for cool pictures in stuff like i said earlier today and jbeebs has this perfume out its called someday. And you know how they have the sheet thing you pull open and smell and sniff and i always put it on my wrists and neck, well yeah right next to that there was this quote i put it on my collage. it says in tiny print "Someday is why we never say never. it's the reason we never give up the reason we never give in. It's a place in our hearts that can't be broken, where our dreams always come true and the moment we'll NEVER LET GO." now im not gonna i didn't completely understand that at first. I thought it was talking about the perfume, like the perfume was the one telling us to never say never. Plus that sounds a little too deep to be jbeebs so i highly doubt that he wrote that. But i dont know i just like it, i think its a good quote, and how random for being for a perfume.
RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM. how many times have i realized that word and WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD now like a billion i should stop.
I figured i would explain my collage and all the stuff thats on it. NUMERO uno: blake lively i love love love her, even though shes dating leonardo, thats slightly wierd and i dont know what to think about that but, shes like my ultimate fashion and beauty role model. Even though sometimes she can be kinda...skanky. I have hello kitty on there because ive loved her since i was like 10. I have that quote and Katy perry because now that ive mentioned her like 3 times now you must be able to tell that i love katy perry in a totally not creepy or stalkerish way. I have some marc jacobs stuff on there because it the ultimate stuff that i will buy when im young rich and famous and actually have money. A peace sign obviousily because thats just what i aspire to be, chill and relaxed. I have this indian man cause he was just cool looking all colorful. Nike has this ad they always have out called Make Yourself, and sometimes they have the word Strong or shiny or something else after that, and its strangely inspirational for me, for no reason. I have OPI on there because its every girls necessity even though i barely paint my nails any more, but i love opi. EVEN THERE NAMES are cool. Like...
Be a Dahlia won't you.
Moon over Mumbai
Your royal-shineness
the one that got away (KATY PERRY SONG AHHH)
Your a Pisa work
I eat mainly lobster
Mermaid tears
Uh-oh Roll down the window(i didnt get it at first but its dark green)
Yodel me on my cell.....LIKE HOW COMPLETELy random and strange and just random!
well theres more...like the word yummy,,,,, which is the word i use ALWAYS to describe disgusting older men who have load of chest hair and big bellys. And VIVA because thats live in spanish and i intend to live. and a kitty cat, well its a tiger. and peeps but i hate peeps and this funky looking camera and a buddha and a fish and a candle and a piggy bank. SO as you can see there is no order to my collages, at all.
Anywho, sara and i have another match tommorow, well no, its 30 minutes into today actually, cross our fingers that we don't get our behimens dont get handed to us. this is a PG blog, thats why i said behiemen.
Im such a cool chick. katie katie katie katie
P.S. It might as well be the zazzy life of me because never never writes on here.
P.S.S. I believe i said random 8 times. Snaps for katie, she pulled off being SUPER annoying saying it THAT many times. Plus weird but i was too lazy to count that.
sing along to my stereo.
Ever since i was in like....6th grade ive had this tradition. I always always always make notebook covers. I just do. I cut out like billions of pictures and words and crap and put it on a piece of paper and make it look super cool. And i just finished my first one, its a collage and it took me FOREVER.
Sara and i have a tennis tourney today that should be interesting. Cross our fingers that we dont lose.
byebye.
Friday, August 5, 2011
Shark Week Pisses Me Off
so shark week. I just dont get it. They play the same SHIT OVER AND OVER. Like okay your trying to catch a shark WOW, omg it ate a fish WHOA!! i didnt know they did that. Sara and i were so bored that yes we watched some and it was just like so stupid. for the first 15 minutes i was like oh wow thats kind of cool, and then it was just like,,,okay yeah so you showed the same 10 second clip like 20 times, its getting old now. What i think they should so is have like Giraffe week, or idk hippotemeus (?) week! Hey discovery channel its time to change things up. Plus they are already planning for next year.
Today we had our last tennis practice EVER, ever. Cause were not comming back next year cause we'd be too old. We already are one of the oldest kids there already. Plus we thought today we would be able to say goodbye to mikey and everything and it turns out he ALREADY LEFT. Yes so we will probably never ever see him again. how depressing. he didn't even say goodbye.
Yesterday i was just in this baking mood. i just wanted to make something delicious. So it was just sara and i, and we decided to make rice crispies. And so we did them in the microwave because "thats what we always do" according to sara. Yeah well never try that, ever, it turned out HORRIBLE
mistake number.........
we tried to use the flavor marshmellows cause i thought tht would be SUPER cool with all the colors
we didnt use ENOUGH marshmellows so we made it in sections
we didnt add enough butter, resulting in rock solid rice crispys
we ended up having to mix normal and flavorful marshmellows
we put a chocolate covering over it, and we put the heat on too high so we wasted like half a bag of chocolate chips that ended up being over cooked.
and yeah basically it was horrible i couldnt even cut it when i stabbed the knife into it. sounds slightly creepy but I hit it really hard and it barely even cracked. awesome.
Plus momma bear wasnt in a good mood to begin with, and this i think just aggravated her.
But today we well more like sara i just ate the cookie dough made chocolate chip cookies that turned out really good. We totally made up for it then.
So thats basically my life for the past 24 hours in a nutshell, my cousins are comming in and they are the CUTEST things youve ever seen. Carson Dawson and Mason, i dont really like any of the names truthfully but they fit the kids, like almost like carson should be a carson and so on. Plus we have the state fair this week (yeah that whole 200 black kid mob thing? happened like 30 minutes away from my house....so im kinda giving away where i live, dont tell anyone okay :) ) and my cousins show pigs because they are like total hicks kinda and they live up north or maybe down,,,, im not sure, i obviousily didnt do well in geography.
Well yeah goodbye im tired as effff.
Today we had our last tennis practice EVER, ever. Cause were not comming back next year cause we'd be too old. We already are one of the oldest kids there already. Plus we thought today we would be able to say goodbye to mikey and everything and it turns out he ALREADY LEFT. Yes so we will probably never ever see him again. how depressing. he didn't even say goodbye.
Yesterday i was just in this baking mood. i just wanted to make something delicious. So it was just sara and i, and we decided to make rice crispies. And so we did them in the microwave because "thats what we always do" according to sara. Yeah well never try that, ever, it turned out HORRIBLE
mistake number.........
we tried to use the flavor marshmellows cause i thought tht would be SUPER cool with all the colors
we didnt use ENOUGH marshmellows so we made it in sections
we didnt add enough butter, resulting in rock solid rice crispys
we ended up having to mix normal and flavorful marshmellows
we put a chocolate covering over it, and we put the heat on too high so we wasted like half a bag of chocolate chips that ended up being over cooked.
and yeah basically it was horrible i couldnt even cut it when i stabbed the knife into it. sounds slightly creepy but I hit it really hard and it barely even cracked. awesome.
Plus momma bear wasnt in a good mood to begin with, and this i think just aggravated her.
But today we well more like sara i just ate the cookie dough made chocolate chip cookies that turned out really good. We totally made up for it then.
So thats basically my life for the past 24 hours in a nutshell, my cousins are comming in and they are the CUTEST things youve ever seen. Carson Dawson and Mason, i dont really like any of the names truthfully but they fit the kids, like almost like carson should be a carson and so on. Plus we have the state fair this week (yeah that whole 200 black kid mob thing? happened like 30 minutes away from my house....so im kinda giving away where i live, dont tell anyone okay :) ) and my cousins show pigs because they are like total hicks kinda and they live up north or maybe down,,,, im not sure, i obviousily didnt do well in geography.
Well yeah goodbye im tired as effff.
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Momma i touched the NET, i touched the NET
Okay so the other day at volunteering we were sitting around doing nothing because it was SUPER quiet, and i told sara that i thought we should write a song. She was no help and i had to think of the lyrics ALL ON MY OWN, so we wrote two, ones a mashup with different lines from different songs and then the other one i wrote about the sexy asian vallet guy. CHECK IT OUT
Song number one, don't laugh at my dope lyrics
verse one:
last friday night (KTP)
there was a party on top top of the world (hot chelle rae)
and we locked eyes from across the room (lonely island)
But for all we know we might not see tommorow (pitbull)
Chorus:
The future seemed so bright (Rihanna and Eminem)
then this thing turned out so evil
seems like forever since you've been gone, please come home (fort minor)
even when the world falling down i still wear a smile, Lucky me (chris brown)
verse 2:
theres a fire starting in my heart (adele)
but your a hot mess and im falling for you (Cobra Starship)
and ive got a feeling that tonight is going to be a good night (black eye'd peas)
tonights going to be a good night
Verse 3:
I know you get me so i let my walls come down (KTP)
theres this feeling that you cant fight (one republic)
and your the only one im dreaming of (train)
I was having the time of my life (david cook)
baby baby how could you be so heartless (Kayne)
why did you try and erase me? (Kid Cudi)
Verse 4:
Your a rude boy rude boy (Rihanna)
and i touched and i was burned (KTP)
Baby remember when we used to touch the sky (Mariah Carey)
you said forever and always (tswift)
IM MEAN HONESTLY wasnt that breathtaking?!? a little choppy now that i read it over but i dont know why i havent been discovered yet. :)
Then this one is about the asian vallet guy its called: My super hot tatted up sexy boyfriend (that a mouthful right)
My egg rolls bring all the asians to the yard
and im like HOT DAMN ive got my self some sweet and sour sauce
Baby those eyes of yours got me hypnotized mesmerized, downright petrified
Your my asian sensation and i just can get enough
I wanna eat chu up
your like my fortune cookie
your my lucky number
and that cap of yours got me knocking me off my feet
I can't eat sleep dream love without those milky stargazers
you got that kung foo grip and will kill a grizzly for me
your my love-lee buddy and i cant do without
because your my asian sensation
and you rock my world
please dont leave me.
Obviously i should become a song writer, i mean its OBVIOUS that i have a talent :) and if you dont think that you can go SUCK IT when im famous and im writing for Kesha and Katy Perry or KTP and making SHITLOADS of cash. ahahhaha
Anyway my friend lauren came over yesterday. Weve been friends since like 5th grade and we go to different high schools so its hard to see her durring the school year, but every summer we try to hang out, and i havent seen her at all really this summer except for yesterday. But each summer we make these notebook covers and we cut out all these pictures from magazines and make like a collage, they always turn out really cool and its a great conversation starter because people always ask to see them. We caught up though and she told me about all her friends, and i told her about mine, we talked about boys--non existent for me but not for her. She showed me all this cool music by people that i had NEVER heard of like pretty lights and this rapper called Macklemore who i LOVE, he sings this song about a pair of shoes he had when he was younger, and Lauren told me the song is bascially trying to say not to put all your hopes and dreams into material things or something like that. but the song is called Wings and thats where my title of my post today is from. And she showed my some foster the people, and the black keys. It was good to catch up, we talked about cosmo, and their dirty stories and some of the fricken wierd shit they say to do to your "boyfriend or spouse." like they said it was "hot" to stick ure finger in their butt, and lauren asked her guy friends what they thought about that, and they said that "if anyone ever did that to us i would be like what the fuck get off me." So i dont think EVERYTHING they say to do is always completely accurate.
But anyway tennis starts next week and im like oozing with nerves, and i always do bad under pressure so im going to have to work of that.
Okay im going to go eat some watermelon peace out.
Song number one, don't laugh at my dope lyrics
verse one:
last friday night (KTP)
there was a party on top top of the world (hot chelle rae)
and we locked eyes from across the room (lonely island)
But for all we know we might not see tommorow (pitbull)
Chorus:
The future seemed so bright (Rihanna and Eminem)
then this thing turned out so evil
seems like forever since you've been gone, please come home (fort minor)
even when the world falling down i still wear a smile, Lucky me (chris brown)
verse 2:
theres a fire starting in my heart (adele)
but your a hot mess and im falling for you (Cobra Starship)
and ive got a feeling that tonight is going to be a good night (black eye'd peas)
tonights going to be a good night
Verse 3:
I know you get me so i let my walls come down (KTP)
theres this feeling that you cant fight (one republic)
and your the only one im dreaming of (train)
I was having the time of my life (david cook)
baby baby how could you be so heartless (Kayne)
why did you try and erase me? (Kid Cudi)
Verse 4:
Your a rude boy rude boy (Rihanna)
and i touched and i was burned (KTP)
Baby remember when we used to touch the sky (Mariah Carey)
you said forever and always (tswift)
IM MEAN HONESTLY wasnt that breathtaking?!? a little choppy now that i read it over but i dont know why i havent been discovered yet. :)
Then this one is about the asian vallet guy its called: My super hot tatted up sexy boyfriend (that a mouthful right)
My egg rolls bring all the asians to the yard
and im like HOT DAMN ive got my self some sweet and sour sauce
Baby those eyes of yours got me hypnotized mesmerized, downright petrified
Your my asian sensation and i just can get enough
I wanna eat chu up
your like my fortune cookie
your my lucky number
and that cap of yours got me knocking me off my feet
I can't eat sleep dream love without those milky stargazers
you got that kung foo grip and will kill a grizzly for me
your my love-lee buddy and i cant do without
because your my asian sensation
and you rock my world
please dont leave me.
Obviously i should become a song writer, i mean its OBVIOUS that i have a talent :) and if you dont think that you can go SUCK IT when im famous and im writing for Kesha and Katy Perry or KTP and making SHITLOADS of cash. ahahhaha
Anyway my friend lauren came over yesterday. Weve been friends since like 5th grade and we go to different high schools so its hard to see her durring the school year, but every summer we try to hang out, and i havent seen her at all really this summer except for yesterday. But each summer we make these notebook covers and we cut out all these pictures from magazines and make like a collage, they always turn out really cool and its a great conversation starter because people always ask to see them. We caught up though and she told me about all her friends, and i told her about mine, we talked about boys--non existent for me but not for her. She showed me all this cool music by people that i had NEVER heard of like pretty lights and this rapper called Macklemore who i LOVE, he sings this song about a pair of shoes he had when he was younger, and Lauren told me the song is bascially trying to say not to put all your hopes and dreams into material things or something like that. but the song is called Wings and thats where my title of my post today is from. And she showed my some foster the people, and the black keys. It was good to catch up, we talked about cosmo, and their dirty stories and some of the fricken wierd shit they say to do to your "boyfriend or spouse." like they said it was "hot" to stick ure finger in their butt, and lauren asked her guy friends what they thought about that, and they said that "if anyone ever did that to us i would be like what the fuck get off me." So i dont think EVERYTHING they say to do is always completely accurate.
But anyway tennis starts next week and im like oozing with nerves, and i always do bad under pressure so im going to have to work of that.
Okay im going to go eat some watermelon peace out.
Monday, August 1, 2011
cause you give me that hummingbird heartbeat
yesterday i randomly found this site called icanrelate.info and it was hilarious. It had all these sayings that EVERYBODY can relate to like...
that awkward moment when the prize to a game is a pencil
-----------nobody gets that excited to win a pencil.
when you have your feet up at a movie theater and a someone decides to sit in that seat
-----------i hate hate hate that, old people do that to me ALL the time.
you text when you dont know what else to do
------------im totally guilty i do that all the time
That when 90% of the class fails its not the students fault its because the teacher sucks
-----------that is true true true.
hating when you have to wait a WHOLE week to see the next episode of your favorite show.
-----------90210!!! gossip girl!!!
that awkward moment when you open up the door for one person and then a whole ton of people start to come and your force to hold the door for them too
-----------its especially nice when they don't say thank you.
When you sit down and BAM your thighs are like 294900593 times bigger
----------- dont like that one either because it happens to me ALL the time.
theres like a billion more but those are the ones i remembered
Anywhooo i was listening to this Katy Perry song its called Hummingbird Heartbeat, its a really catchy song, its like a lot of her other ones sound wise, like upbeat and stuff. but the first time i listened to it i was like WHOA! because the very very very first line in the song is "you make me feel like im losing my virginity" ?!?!?!??!strange much, then she goes on to say that she makes him blooom and that they should go pollinate and make little babies. But its a good song SO LISTEN TO IT!
I heart katy perry. I just like songs that make me feel good. Like firework, i mean it got REALLY old really fast because it was SOO overplayed, but it was a good song, and last friday night is such a party song, and teenage dream, is like every "teens" anthem.
total topic switch, i just write what pops in my head and this did. You know who absolutely positively disgusts me?!?!?!?!? guesss.
Hugh Hefner.
Hes 85 YEARS OLD! go to a nursing home! Well no thats mean, but he does not LOOK like hes 85 he looks more like 95! its all that "physical" activity. I mean seriously the day that the doctor says that he broke his pelvis and cant have sex is going to be a Glorious day. Plus in this article i read the chick who was going to marry him Crystal (odd name choice but w.e.) but then dumped his saggy ass, said that "in bed," "it" ;) lasted like 2 seconds!!!!! how funny! but then all the other playboys defended him and said hat he is a fabulous lover...YUCK YUCK i hate that word lover its disgusting it makes me cringe. I wonder who though is gonna take over when hugh is dead, i just learned that he has a son or maybe two, im not sure. Who knew! ohkkay but enough about that creep.
rihanna is making a new album though. I dont know whether to be angry or happy. This is going to be like her 7th album. I thought she only had like 3. But if its more of this angry shit that she had on the last album yo no estoy contento. all i want to say is "OKAY SNAP OUT OF IT! if you want to be looked up to and be all famous and make tons of money people are going to want to see you rise above this, and make GOOD music! Like oh i dont know HAPPY STUFF! I dont want to hear about a rapist! or that your so HARD?!? like you dont have a penis, and im horrible at reading into the deeper meaning into lyrics, so my first thought to saying that your HARD, is sexual. the end." Maybe i should stop ranting about people. I always tell myself that im going to stop,, obviously it never works.
I feel like im like 100 degrees my arms are on fire. Today at tennis Sara and I had this realization that this is going to be the LAST week that we will probably EVER see mikey, ever. How depressing, sara said in a joking voice when i told her that "i know it makes me wanna cut myself." Shes not depressed or anything though, she was JUST KIDDING.
Well im super excited for teen wolf tonight. And i started watching this new series, called Friday Night lights. The guys in it once again are smoking, and i dont know why but i have come to realize that i think i have a thing for guys with long hair! like how gross, not like long enough to put in a pony tail, but long. I think if i brought a guy like that home though to momma bear, she would not be happy, just like she would not be happy if I brought home a person who was all tatted up, or who was any religion other than catholic, or someone who has gages like the real big kinds, or a big hulking sexy black man. Yeah shes got her opinions about who i "should" date. I just have this feeling that she will NEVER like the boyfriend that i eventually bring home. Gosh im such a rebel :)
Okay peace out chicas chicos?
that awkward moment when the prize to a game is a pencil
-----------nobody gets that excited to win a pencil.
when you have your feet up at a movie theater and a someone decides to sit in that seat
-----------i hate hate hate that, old people do that to me ALL the time.
you text when you dont know what else to do
------------im totally guilty i do that all the time
That when 90% of the class fails its not the students fault its because the teacher sucks
-----------that is true true true.
hating when you have to wait a WHOLE week to see the next episode of your favorite show.
-----------90210!!! gossip girl!!!
that awkward moment when you open up the door for one person and then a whole ton of people start to come and your force to hold the door for them too
-----------its especially nice when they don't say thank you.
When you sit down and BAM your thighs are like 294900593 times bigger
----------- dont like that one either because it happens to me ALL the time.
theres like a billion more but those are the ones i remembered
Anywhooo i was listening to this Katy Perry song its called Hummingbird Heartbeat, its a really catchy song, its like a lot of her other ones sound wise, like upbeat and stuff. but the first time i listened to it i was like WHOA! because the very very very first line in the song is "you make me feel like im losing my virginity" ?!?!?!??!strange much, then she goes on to say that she makes him blooom and that they should go pollinate and make little babies. But its a good song SO LISTEN TO IT!
I heart katy perry. I just like songs that make me feel good. Like firework, i mean it got REALLY old really fast because it was SOO overplayed, but it was a good song, and last friday night is such a party song, and teenage dream, is like every "teens" anthem.
total topic switch, i just write what pops in my head and this did. You know who absolutely positively disgusts me?!?!?!?!? guesss.
Hugh Hefner.
Hes 85 YEARS OLD! go to a nursing home! Well no thats mean, but he does not LOOK like hes 85 he looks more like 95! its all that "physical" activity. I mean seriously the day that the doctor says that he broke his pelvis and cant have sex is going to be a Glorious day. Plus in this article i read the chick who was going to marry him Crystal (odd name choice but w.e.) but then dumped his saggy ass, said that "in bed," "it" ;) lasted like 2 seconds!!!!! how funny! but then all the other playboys defended him and said hat he is a fabulous lover...YUCK YUCK i hate that word lover its disgusting it makes me cringe. I wonder who though is gonna take over when hugh is dead, i just learned that he has a son or maybe two, im not sure. Who knew! ohkkay but enough about that creep.
rihanna is making a new album though. I dont know whether to be angry or happy. This is going to be like her 7th album. I thought she only had like 3. But if its more of this angry shit that she had on the last album yo no estoy contento. all i want to say is "OKAY SNAP OUT OF IT! if you want to be looked up to and be all famous and make tons of money people are going to want to see you rise above this, and make GOOD music! Like oh i dont know HAPPY STUFF! I dont want to hear about a rapist! or that your so HARD?!? like you dont have a penis, and im horrible at reading into the deeper meaning into lyrics, so my first thought to saying that your HARD, is sexual. the end." Maybe i should stop ranting about people. I always tell myself that im going to stop,, obviously it never works.
I feel like im like 100 degrees my arms are on fire. Today at tennis Sara and I had this realization that this is going to be the LAST week that we will probably EVER see mikey, ever. How depressing, sara said in a joking voice when i told her that "i know it makes me wanna cut myself." Shes not depressed or anything though, she was JUST KIDDING.
Well im super excited for teen wolf tonight. And i started watching this new series, called Friday Night lights. The guys in it once again are smoking, and i dont know why but i have come to realize that i think i have a thing for guys with long hair! like how gross, not like long enough to put in a pony tail, but long. I think if i brought a guy like that home though to momma bear, she would not be happy, just like she would not be happy if I brought home a person who was all tatted up, or who was any religion other than catholic, or someone who has gages like the real big kinds, or a big hulking sexy black man. Yeah shes got her opinions about who i "should" date. I just have this feeling that she will NEVER like the boyfriend that i eventually bring home. Gosh im such a rebel :)
Okay peace out chicas chicos?
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