yesterday i randomly found this site called icanrelate.info and it was hilarious. It had all these sayings that EVERYBODY can relate to like...
that awkward moment when the prize to a game is a pencil
-----------nobody gets that excited to win a pencil.
when you have your feet up at a movie theater and a someone decides to sit in that seat
-----------i hate hate hate that, old people do that to me ALL the time.
you text when you dont know what else to do
------------im totally guilty i do that all the time
That when 90% of the class fails its not the students fault its because the teacher sucks
-----------that is true true true.
hating when you have to wait a WHOLE week to see the next episode of your favorite show.
-----------90210!!! gossip girl!!!
that awkward moment when you open up the door for one person and then a whole ton of people start to come and your force to hold the door for them too
-----------its especially nice when they don't say thank you.
When you sit down and BAM your thighs are like 294900593 times bigger
----------- dont like that one either because it happens to me ALL the time.
theres like a billion more but those are the ones i remembered
Anywhooo i was listening to this Katy Perry song its called Hummingbird Heartbeat, its a really catchy song, its like a lot of her other ones sound wise, like upbeat and stuff. but the first time i listened to it i was like WHOA! because the very very very first line in the song is "you make me feel like im losing my virginity" ?!?!?!??!strange much, then she goes on to say that she makes him blooom and that they should go pollinate and make little babies. But its a good song SO LISTEN TO IT!
I heart katy perry. I just like songs that make me feel good. Like firework, i mean it got REALLY old really fast because it was SOO overplayed, but it was a good song, and last friday night is such a party song, and teenage dream, is like every "teens" anthem.
total topic switch, i just write what pops in my head and this did. You know who absolutely positively disgusts me?!?!?!?!? guesss.
Hugh Hefner.
Hes 85 YEARS OLD! go to a nursing home! Well no thats mean, but he does not LOOK like hes 85 he looks more like 95! its all that "physical" activity. I mean seriously the day that the doctor says that he broke his pelvis and cant have sex is going to be a Glorious day. Plus in this article i read the chick who was going to marry him Crystal (odd name choice but w.e.) but then dumped his saggy ass, said that "in bed," "it" ;) lasted like 2 seconds!!!!! how funny! but then all the other playboys defended him and said hat he is a fabulous lover...YUCK YUCK i hate that word lover its disgusting it makes me cringe. I wonder who though is gonna take over when hugh is dead, i just learned that he has a son or maybe two, im not sure. Who knew! ohkkay but enough about that creep.
rihanna is making a new album though. I dont know whether to be angry or happy. This is going to be like her 7th album. I thought she only had like 3. But if its more of this angry shit that she had on the last album yo no estoy contento. all i want to say is "OKAY SNAP OUT OF IT! if you want to be looked up to and be all famous and make tons of money people are going to want to see you rise above this, and make GOOD music! Like oh i dont know HAPPY STUFF! I dont want to hear about a rapist! or that your so HARD?!? like you dont have a penis, and im horrible at reading into the deeper meaning into lyrics, so my first thought to saying that your HARD, is sexual. the end." Maybe i should stop ranting about people. I always tell myself that im going to stop,, obviously it never works.
I feel like im like 100 degrees my arms are on fire. Today at tennis Sara and I had this realization that this is going to be the LAST week that we will probably EVER see mikey, ever. How depressing, sara said in a joking voice when i told her that "i know it makes me wanna cut myself." Shes not depressed or anything though, she was JUST KIDDING.
Well im super excited for teen wolf tonight. And i started watching this new series, called Friday Night lights. The guys in it once again are smoking, and i dont know why but i have come to realize that i think i have a thing for guys with long hair! like how gross, not like long enough to put in a pony tail, but long. I think if i brought a guy like that home though to momma bear, she would not be happy, just like she would not be happy if I brought home a person who was all tatted up, or who was any religion other than catholic, or someone who has gages like the real big kinds, or a big hulking sexy black man. Yeah shes got her opinions about who i "should" date. I just have this feeling that she will NEVER like the boyfriend that i eventually bring home. Gosh im such a rebel :)
Okay peace out chicas chicos?
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