i havent been laid in two weeks....carl ive been gone a month

BABY MAMA best movie ever. I love amy pholher and tina fey and the guy who works in tina feys apartment building. And yes i am watching that right now.

Sara and i DIDNT....shocker there get comepletely creamed. We actually won. WAHOO. even we waited nearly an hour to play, which sucked. And the girls we played were like mute, the whole time i wanted to be like SPEAK LOUDER, i CANT HEAR YOU!!!! it was very frusturating. Plus they were totally cheating and trying to sneak in points. Then we went to mickey ds because i hadnt had a cheeseburger in FOREVER and i wanted a wild berry smoothie badly,,, and after that i nearly ate my weight in almond joy reeces pieces, obviousily i am a horrible dieter, and have been failing miserably.

Then all of our mothers and sara and i went to TARGET, god i love that place there are endless possibilies there. And me being the good schmoozer that i am convinced my mom to buy me a lady bug lunch box ITS FABULOUS dont judge, dry shampoo, a new sports bra. Its tye dye :) a new face wash but i actually needed that, my new water bottle,,, its purple and i broke my camelbak so i needed a new one, and my almond joy things, and.....pull apart twizzlers. ARNT I GOOD.  when janbaby is in a good mood i can get her to do things that she DOES NOT want to do. im good.

My cousins were over though, their in the state fair and they show pigs, obviousily i dont i would hate that. But they are SOO CUTE. The oldest one hes 6 came up stairs and was like "STOP talking about me." and then later he was like "Mom im dehydrated! i need lemonade!" and at mcdonalds apparently he decided he wanted to lick his WHOLE ENTIRE hand after he had finished his fries and when his mom was like NOOO....he was like...mommy i like salt. Hes adorable. And the youngest one hes 3 and a half he has to be completely naked like even his socks off in order to go number two. Isint that so weird!? and every time he goes to the bathroom he always says he "needs his privacy" so he HAS to close the door. ALWAYS . Like the other day i was walking down the hallway and there he is BAM .......NAKED and im like whaoooooo why dont you have ANY clothes on carson!?  and hes just like in this most adorable voice ever "i need my mommy." I like melted even though he had NO clothes on and his wee wee was all hanging out and everything it was the cutest thing ever.

Well in cant think of anything else to say. Goodbye. night night.