In another life i would be your girl.

I am contemplating whether or not to say what song my post titles are from because they are so totally and completely random. If i were you id be like what the heck is she talking about, that has nothing to do with what she was talking about. So in case you wanted to know that is from the one that got away by Katy Perry. there ya go.

Sara drove us to tennis today. Shocker there, her parents like grounded her from driving because she didnt text them when she got to tennis one time and her parents were pissed. But what do ya know we eneded up playing these 2 girls from my old grade school. and it turns out they've both taken a turn for WEIRD. like major. They are both adopted one from china and i think the younger sister is from vietnam? While they might be slightly loopy their parents are SOOO nice. Even when they were winning against us hardcore (we lost 1-6 rough right?) they were still unhappy, and super competitive and the older sister would always be giving the other one like pointers and crap. There was this one time the younger sister hit it like RIGHT in front of me, so it was an easy shot for me to return, and then all of a sudden i hear the older sister saying "well why did you hit it right to her?" and im just like, i probably shouldn't have said this out loud but "you know i can hear you." i dont think the older sister heard but the younger definitely did and sara started laughing. but its like COME AWN you cant strategize in front of the opponent it defeats the purpose. Plus this is going to sound like REALLY bad and i probably shouldn't say this, but everyone in our grade always thought that older sister would turn out lesiban. because of her apparent butchness. And people were kinda mean and just would say that sometimes because she just says like the WEIRDEST things. But hey i was nice to her and everything and she barely looked in my direction or bothered to say hello to me today.

Totally random. but i was thinking while i was reading my brand new seventeen (it was wierd normally they have a lot of stuff that me-no job not really a babysitter can afford and this time they had all this really expensive stuff in it, it was kind of a bummer. Oh and teachers flirting it up like ezra and lucy hale in PLL,,,,,g r o s s. and slightly creepy) But anywho getting off track there, i wish there was like a mental ipod in my brain. Like a song to play for each mood im in. For example when im feeling particularly morose or down i like eminem because hes just so angry. And when i need a pick me up and just wanna dance i like to listen to Flo rida. Particularly "low" so that i can do the skanky bootay drop! Or when im just happy. Like nothing is going wrong and the day is going good i want Katy Perry and B.o.b and other stuff like my BOI CB! or jbeebs but i have to REALLY be in a certain mood for that.

    oh yeah, so i was looking in all my magazines for cool pictures in stuff like i said earlier today and jbeebs has this perfume out its called someday. And you know how they have the sheet thing you pull open and smell and sniff and i always put it on my wrists and neck, well yeah right next to that there was this quote i put it on my collage. it says in tiny print "Someday is why we never say never. it's the reason we never give up the reason we never give in. It's a place in our hearts that can't be broken, where our dreams always come true and the moment we'll NEVER LET GO." now im not gonna i didn't completely understand that at first. I thought it was talking about the perfume, like the perfume was the one telling us to never say never. Plus that sounds a little too deep to be jbeebs so i highly doubt that he wrote that. But i dont know i just like it, i think its a good quote, and how random for being for a perfume.

RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM. how many times have i realized that word and WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD now like a billion i should stop.


I figured i would explain my collage and all the stuff thats on it. NUMERO uno: blake lively i love love love her, even though shes dating leonardo, thats slightly wierd and i dont know what to think about that but, shes like my ultimate fashion and beauty role model. Even though sometimes she can be kinda...skanky. I have hello kitty on there because ive loved her since i was like 10. I have that quote and Katy perry because now that ive mentioned her like 3 times now you must be able to tell that i love katy perry in a totally not creepy or stalkerish way. I have some marc jacobs stuff on there because it the ultimate stuff that i will buy when im young rich and famous and actually have money. A peace sign obviousily because thats just what i aspire to be, chill and relaxed. I have this indian man cause he was just cool looking all colorful. Nike has this ad they always have out called Make Yourself, and sometimes they have the word Strong or shiny or something else after that, and its strangely inspirational for me, for no reason. I have OPI on there because its every girls necessity even though i barely paint my nails any more, but i love opi. EVEN THERE NAMES are cool. Like...

Be a Dahlia won't you.
Moon over Mumbai
Your royal-shineness
the one that got away (KATY PERRY SONG AHHH)
Your a Pisa work
I eat mainly lobster
Mermaid tears
Uh-oh Roll down the window(i didnt get it at first but its dark green)
Yodel me on my cell.....LIKE HOW COMPLETELy random and strange and just random!

well theres more...like the word yummy,,,,, which is the word i use ALWAYS to describe disgusting older men who have load of chest hair and big bellys. And VIVA because thats live in spanish and i intend to live. and a kitty cat, well its a tiger. and peeps but i hate peeps and this funky looking camera and a buddha and a fish and a candle and a piggy bank. SO as you can see there is no order to my collages, at all.

Anywho, sara and i have another match tommorow, well no, its 30 minutes into today actually, cross our fingers that we don't get our behimens dont get handed to us. this is a PG blog, thats why i said behiemen.

Im such a cool chick. katie katie katie katie

P.S. It might as well be the zazzy life of me because never never writes on here.

P.S.S. I believe i said random 8 times. Snaps for katie, she pulled off being SUPER annoying saying it THAT many times. Plus weird but i was too lazy to count that.