uhh and the girl caressed my down

caress me down- sublime HILARIOUS LYRICS

so good im going to put them up for you

Mucho gusto, me llamo Bradley,
(glad to meet you my name is Bradley)
I'm hornier than Ron Jeremy,
and if you wanna get popped in your knee,
just wipe that look off your bati face

You hate me cause I got what you need,
a pretty little daughter that we call Mexi, and,
if you wanna get beat physically 
it will be over in a minute if ya…

so she told me to come over, and I took that trip
and then she pulled out my mushroom tip,
and, when it came out, it went drip, drip, drip
I didn't know she had the G.I. Joe, kung-foo grip

[Chorus:]
and it went - uhh
and the girl caress me down- uhh
and that’s that lovin’ sound- it went uhh
and the girl caress me down- uhh
and that’s that lovin’ sound

when I kiss Mexi, she makes me feel horny,
cause I'm the type of lover with the sensitivity,
when she, kiss my neck and tickle me fancy,
the right kind of lover on Sunday morning.

En el otro lado, es donde vivi,
(On the other side is where I lived )
con mi’hjita, que se llama Mexi,
(with my girl, who's name is Mexi)
su hermana, si me quieré,
(and her sister; she wants me)
y ahorita, tenemos un bebe,
(and we have a baby)

Sus padres, sus tios, me trataron matar
(her parents, her uncles, they tried to kill me)
but they did not get too far
un poco despues tuvé que regresar
(a little while later I had to come back) 
con un chingo de dinero
(with a shit-load of money)
cause you know I'm a star 

me fui a Costa Rica 
(I went to Costa Rica) 
para tomar y sufear
(to drink and surf)
platicaba con la raza
([I’d] talk to the race [Costa Rican people])
cause they know who we are

Si no me dio cuenta
(If you didn't pay attention to me)
then I bet you never will 
you must be a muñeca
(you must be a doll)
if your still standing still

[Chorus]

Me gusta mi reggae,
(I like my reggae)
Me gusta punk rock,
(I like punk rock)
Pero la cosa que me gusta mas es panochita,
(but the thing I like most is pussy) 

Ponga la nalga en la aire if you know who you are,
(put your ass in the air if you know who you are)
Ponga la nalga en la aire y empieza gritar,
(put your ass in the air and start to scream)

No tenga miedo, I'm your papi,
(Don't be scared, I'm your daddy)
take your chones, y los manden a mi,
(take your panties and send them to me)
levanta, levanta, tienes que gritar,
(get up, get up, you have to scream)
levanta, levanta, tienes que bailar.
(get up, get up, you have to dance)

[Chorus] 


its actually pretty dirty but, i still like it 


but anyway today was ACTION packeddd


i went to laurens...caught up with all the juice on people and we dyed strips in our hair, their hott pink. i would put up a picture but my gay ass ipod wont send it and its just being a butt.


Then my madre and i proceeded to go to the nursing home where i painted auntie flos nails HOTT pink. and i overheard two little ladies conversation 


A: take me home, please can you take me home :(
B: Your not at home 
A: well then where am i?
B: your at the hilton 
A: where is the hilton? is that on 76th street?
B: i dont know 


it was funny but sad... And my great auntie flo asked me where my husband was and i told her he was an austronaut for NASA and he was in the sky right now. she totally believed me till my mother told her i was 16, and according to my faja im not allowed to date till im 40. auntie flo got a good yuck (gahh Im such an old fart for saying the word yuck) out of that. 


Went to the mall where i returned some crapp ass made tshirt from forever 21 and exchanged a pair of jeans and since the whole store was 40% off i got 6 dollars off and already 30% off pair of jeans so i got them for 23.60 instead of 39.99 so i was okay with that. 


Then i went to joanns with jenny where we spent an hour and a half looking at fabrics and deciding which ones to buy. It was hard but i ended up getting this really cool purple sheer stuff and magenta fabric that i made a skirt out of. its kinda a booty skirt with a mix of yoga pants style because it has a fold over waistband like yoga pants do and its SOOO COMEFORtABLE. its unbelievable, plus its totally school appropriate. i then weaved a white ribbon into a navy blue vneck along the neckline and it looks TOTALLY cool i will definitly post a picture of that, and i finished my grey and silk bag. So it was a good day 


and tommorow i fully plan on trying to do my homework going to a movie if theyre open???? i dont want school to come :( Au Revoir biotches