can you blow my whistle baby whistle baby

OKAY----so if you dont know this already I AM A HUGE FLO RIDA FAN and naturally he has a new song out---its called whistle, it is so dirty 
just for your enjoyment i will put the lyrics up and the lyric video so that you could rock out while you read the lyrics 

Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby
Let me know
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
And we start real slow
You just put your lips together
And you come real close
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby ->at first i was like "wait what? his whistle" and then it just hit me---               jfdoisjklfjdskljfkjljflkjdskljkljfdskldjklfjklsjfskldfjskljfjklsjkfjksldjdklsjkljksjklsjljsljsljjklsjdklsjkl   oh  HIS PENIS naturally
Here we go

I'm betting you like bebop
And i'm betting you love creep mode
And i'm betting you like girls that give love to girls
And stroke your little ego
I bet i'm guilty your honor
But that's how we live in my genre
When in hell I pay rottweiler
There's only one flo, and one rida
I'm a damn shame
Order more champagne, pull it down hellstream
Tryna put it on ya
Bet your lips spin back around corner
Slow it down baby take a little longer

(chorus)
Whistle baby, whistle baby,
Whistle baby, whistle baby

It's like everywhere I go
My whistle ready to blow
Shorty don't leave a note
She can get any by the low
Permission not approved
It's okay, it's under control
Show me soprano, cause girl you can handle
Baby we start snagging, you come in part clothes
Girl i'm losing wing, my bucatti the same road
Show me your perfect pitch,
You got it my banjo
Talented with your lips, like you blew out candles
So amusing, now you can make a whistle with the music
Hope you ain't got no issue, you can do it
Give me the perfect picture, never lose it

(Chorus)
Whistle baby, whistle baby,x2

Go girl you can work it
Let me see your whistle while you work it
I'mma lay it back, don't stop it
Cause I love it how you drop it, drop it, drop it, on me
Now, shorty let that whistle blow
Yeah, baby let that whistle blow




sooooo.... if i am correct this whole entire song is about BLOW JOBS 
sassy


well is safe to say that after my friend and i went to a starbucks for two and a half hours and then found a 24 hour dennys (janky place that dennys) where we got a oreo shake and hersheys cake so that we could study for this MASSIVE project we have comming up--its an impromtu 12 minute speech based on like 12 works. But anyway AFTERWARD when i was on my way home at like 12 at night its safe to say that i was BLASTING that song while i was on the highway, like a cool kid. 


Well i am on my way to study my eyeballs out, order this swimsuit from ae
http://www.ae.com/web/browse/product.jsp?productId=0464_3140_615&catId=cat90112&bundleCatId=cat5470056


then watch the adventures of huckleyberry finn instead of reading the book in less than 24 hours, get my eyes checked out at lens crafters, and take a walk with my next door neighbor and her pup sammy, so basically BE A BALLA 




IM GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT AND IT STARTS REAL SLOW. 


rock out to it---it will change your life, just like pinterest and vampire diaries 


xxcammyloverxx YOU NEED TO START WATCHING IT. 
KLAUS 
KLAUS 
KLAUS 
KLAUS 
is my love 


oh british boys


Also if you would like to see some channing tatum and alex pettyfer you should DEFINITLY watch this movie trailer 


it looks hilarious 


is called magic mike an its about channing tatums days as a male stripper 

good bye my lovelies 

i dont like walking around this old and empty house alone

OF MONSTERS AND MEN- little talks SUCH A GOOD SONG

okay so right now i am very angry with my mother
ill set up the scene for ya
so my best friend has two other really good friends from basketball and their all like OMG I LOVE YOU and my bff is really good friends with them. and i really dont care i think its great that she has other friends ya know? but lately shes been saying that she wants to go to prom with sarah lauren and kate (her new 3 bffs from bball) because its her LAST opportunity to go with them (their seniors) and its just like everything is always about them. It bugs me just a little that she brings them up all the time but whatevs.

So as a last attempt to get a prom date my bff was gonna as someone from our grade school that one of our other girl-friends-from-grade-school is REALLY good friends with. and hes nice and all so it seemed like a good gig, so my bff texts the other girl from grade school and asks her if she thinks it would be okay if she went to our prom with Josh-the-kid-from-our-grade-school-that-the-other-girl-from-our-grade-school-is-friends-with. And the girl from out grade school, lets call her Y. Says that she doent feel comfortable with that and my theory is that Y like Josh. But the point is, is that my bff didnt even tell me. I found out from other friend M who went with my bff to talk to Josh, which they never ended up doing because Y wasnt "comfortable" with it.

SO long story short i was telling this story, which i all heard though M and my bff didnt utter a peep about it to me AT ALL (M said she thought that our bff was embarassed and thats why she didnt want anyone to know), to my mother after school yesterday.

My mother interjects mid story and says "well yeah i can see why she wouldnt want to tell you" not implying that my friend was embarassed but that I wasnt a nice friend and would be judgemental enough to telll my Bff that shes an idiot because Y likes Josh and its obvious. WHICH I WOULD NEVER SAY TO MY BFF. im not stupid i know when to keep my mouth shut, and i would never ever ever ever say something like that to her ever. I think my mother thinks that what i say to her after school (i rip on everyone) is what i actually say to their faces. WHICH ISISNT TRUE. what i say (my opnion about the situation) at school is usually only half of what i actually think.

Anyway, what did my mother think i was gonna say "oh thanks mom for calling me a bad friend." LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. so i just looked at her and told her to stop talking, which took some restraint because i wanted to say WHAT THE FUCK. and i just walked away

i honestly am so hurt by what she said and i honestly dont think she gets it at all. Usually i always say sorry even if its not necessarily my fault within like 2 hours because i HATE more like DESPISE being angry with people, it gives me a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach and i just think about it all day.

BUT I WILL NOT BACK DOWN. its really hard being angry with someone though who your CONSTANTLY near. its easy being mean to my dad because all i do is grumble at his questions and then he "asks me if im okay" and im like "ya im fine" but with my motha its alot trickier and I HATE IT, but i want her to apologize, because i pride myself on being a loyal friend who you can say anything to from brazillian waxes to sex to boys to school to music to the real housewives. I always tell myself that im not like those other girls at school who are flaky and you can never be friends with because they will always find someone who is cooler and prettier and will ditch you like yesterdays colored pants. what i want is for my mom and i to talk about it, but when i think about it i want to break something-like a plate-like those greek wedding traditions. UGH INNER TURMOIL I HATE IT. WHAT DO I DO.

I WILL NOT BACK DOWN

on the bright side i might have done horribly on my math test today (not really a good thing) but VD is on tonight GO KLAUS. 

xoxo katie  

britnay murphy, heath ledger,....

HORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD OH OH OOHOHHHHH HORRAY FOR HOLLYWOOD- neon trees

this weekend


1. was crazy
2. was tiring
3. was awesome
4. was filled with bad food
5. was a     c o n s t a n t   d a n c e    c o n t e s t
6. was delicious (malibu and pineapple juice is yummy)
7. was annoying (i couldnt get ONE good photo of myself for a new profile pic)
8. was LONG (4 hours in a car ride when your exhausted seems like FOREVER
9. was musically wonderful
                 With all this new neon trees and Lana Del Rey and Maroon 5 my life is complete
10. was sweet
11. was steamy
                NOT ME its that vampire diaries episode HOLY DELANA i rewatched the "scene" twice

its safe to say that my friday saturday sunday vacation was filled with
2 tjmaxx runs, mcdonalds, school (we had a student assistance day so i only had to go in for 3 hours to finish up some stuff), a wedding, 4 hours of driving, potty stops, drinking (i dont do it often and i sure as hell DID NOT get drunk but i have found a new drink), dancing to oldies, taking multiple pictures of myself, going to starbucks, barnes and noble, people watching at all the people at b&n, and of course PEREZ HILTON (its a guilty pleasure don't judge), vampire diaries, and confirmation, of and TRAIL MIX.

CHEERS ITS MONDAY.

switch the number to my phone so you can never call it

IM A PAYPHONE TRYING TO GO HOME.......if happy ever after did exist......all these fairy tales are full of shit

GUYS ITS MAROON 5 and wiz khalifa---pretty good song if i so say so myself its a bit mainstream but thats okay CAUSE IM NOT HISPTER--did that make sense, eh whateves im too lazy to change it :)

thank god its a four day week, i dont think i could have handled a 5 day week, going back to school after spring break SUCKS with a capital S and emphasis on the SUC.

my brother and all his senior friends, well all of the senior student body is gone till Friday for senior retreat, which has its plusses and minuses, PROS 1) i can stop pining over his dorky but smart and adorable friends CON 2) i cant pine over his friends :(  PRO 3) i dont have to worry if my nose is really greasy or if i smell good in hopes that when i pass them they get a whaft of katiey-sexy-smelliness CON 4) i fully plan on wearing jeans and sweats tommorow horray for good hygiene!!!!

ugh ive gotta stop being so weird---because ya know what my flirtation techinque is TO LOOK AWAY---then they dont notice me! which i have come to realize is idiotic because then they will never know i exist, my cousins from up north were over last weekend as was brents friends and this is the conversation i had with my older mal married cousins

John my cousin with 3 kids all under 6: Well which one do you like
MUA: *blush* I DONT LIKE any of them
John: is it the one with the blue shorts
Mua: what? which one has blue shorts?
John: i dont know i was just seeing if you would react
Mua: i dont like them! lets just say that i like little bits about all of them

A LITTLE WHILE LATER

John: Katie i think i figured out which one you like!!!
Mua: oh yeah?
John: yeah he came up here looking for the bathroom while you were at Saras
Mua : REALLY! ugh (wishing i hadn't been gone when that happened), hmmm lets think of a reason for me to go downstairs!
Ryan other married cousin: Go down there and ask them about the Tigers and their game! guys love it when you know about sports
Mua: ehhh.....
John: well katie, do you talk to them?
Mua: NO!!! i avoid all possible eye contact
John: katie how are they supposed to know tthat you like them if you dont even look at them?
Mua: I DONT LIKE THEM (a total lie)

----> see my fantasy is that they can FEEL me looking at them so they look at me and then i look away, i want them to make the first move, but its obvious that that is not going to happen, gosh i wish i was better at....boys, they should really teach -Flirtation 101- in high school, it would have really helped me.Plus ffor being such a outgoing and talkative girl, its shocking that i dont talk to boys that much, i always just expected boys froshie year and sophmore year to talk to me, and take the initiative, which is retarted because they girls are the ones who have to make the first move unless you have a REALLY outgoing guys (which in suburban wisconsin is RARE unless they want to run the bases,,,,,if you catch my drift) im totes making sterotypes its more like 56% want action the other 45% are nice, awkward, non popular and dont bother going to dances like PROM because their TOO COOL 

ya know what i say to that

FUCK THAT. 

high school is overrated and very cliche the movies portray it well 

and ya know what...

I DONT NEED A MAN TO MAKE IT HAPPEN, I GET OFF BEING FREE, I DONT NEED A MAN TO MAKE ME HAPPY-pcd ladies, i miss them, stupid nicole she just HAD to go and make her own music, lame. Plus why say something yourself when you can quote right?

adios   

take what you want steal my pride

That my friends is NATASHA BEDINGFIELD ---- strip me

lately, since wednesday ive been on a rely natashabedingfield, lana del rey, and hoodie allen kick. really really odd combo

but i watched confessions of a shopaholic and it had a oldie by bedingfield in it and that is that moment when my odd love triangle of music began

I GOT MY HAIRCUT PEOPLE, and i almost slipped on all my hair when i was done, it was CRAZY, i got probably 7 inches off. this is how i look at it ITS JUST HAIR  it GROWS BACK, and most of all IM YOUNG WILD AND FREE im gonna do whatever i want with my hair . It just bugs me because girls at school have this really long nice hair but then you look at the ends and their gross and tangled and dead and look likE SHIT, and they refuse to get a haircut.

so this is what it looks like now

 its really 

blurry because thats my touch and it takes really shitty photos 

SO yesterday i sat down and read Out of Sight Out of Time by Ally Carter, i just did it all in one sitting, and im one of those people that will finish a book at one in the morning and then regret it in the morning that i didnt leave the last 30 pages to read the next day but w.e. But im a HUGE ally carter fan i just love her books. It just takes her SO DANG LONG to crank out the next one and by the time the next book comes out ive always forgotten everything in the previous book. So i had to read a summary of the last book 30 pages into Out of Sight Out of Time because i was CONFUZZLED. It was really good though i would definitely recommend it. Man i am definitely going to miss spring break..

Now i am going to go procastinate for maybe an hour, and then im going to get to work!

Look at this book, this is what i SHOULD be reading for school, but hey whatevs.

1. I was going to put a picture of me AND the book but i look like SHIET so thats not happening 

ITS 2900 PAGES THAT RIDICK

Thats just mean, to emphasize its FATNESS i tried to imply that its wider than the length of my fingers, plus it weighs like 20000 pounds


AURIVOIR

I miss the comfort from my mother and the weight of the world

Time to pretend by mgmt

Today overall was a pretty good day because
1. I went to bay shore for my mother, Katie, and i's annual shopping fest at bayshore
2. I bought a pair of BLUE PANTS at the Loft their fabulous and so comfortable. Plus they were on sale, for thirty dollars, and I am such a sucker for sales.
3. The hart of Dixie was on it was fabulous
4. I finished my book that I just read (3 in less than 4 days I'm on a roll) odd ending but very different from the things that I usually read. It was about a girl who works on wall street and it was fast paced and not boring, ever chapter had a purpose. Theres nothing more that I hate when I feel like an author is blabbing
5. I went to California pizza kitchen, it was delish
6. I had a successful run on the treadmill, I figured since I gorged myself today with cookies bars m and m s you name t WE HAVE IT AT OUR HOUSE, not exactly anything for my 2 month diet for st Thomas. It's safe to say that it's proving to be very difficult, but I'm trying to remain positive
7. Forever 21 played "don't you want me" remade by atomic Tom, I Love 80s music
8. Tommorow i am getting a manicure with my mom aunt and cousin and then were going to OLIVE GARDEN WAHOO
9. I have a haircut on thursday I'm going short,y hair is wayyyy too long so I'm thinking 5inches I'm super pumped
10. I did a photoshoot with my best friend, Katie, and the photos turned out so cool so I'm excited to use them in my art class


I think that's it but enough blabbing from me

ADIOS

you say that i lie, i am a gentleman

AIRBORNE TOXIC EVENT YEAHH BUDDAY

so today i was bored because the party at our house doesnt start till 4 so i had nothing to do, SO I PAINTED MY NAILS. wahoooo. freshman year i used to paint them ALL THE TIME like, every week all the time, and surprisingly my fingernails didnt turn yellow or fall off or something. I figured you all would want to see them because i went to WORK on these bad boys, i dont think i really like them but whateves, their half neon purple by sinful colors and half white by F21 and covergirl sparkles with a silver line in between. I got bored after i did my left hand with the whole Line going down the middle of the nail, so on my right hand i did it sideways. :)

 VALLEY GIRL 

 dont i look boootiful

and then i figured since i looked half way decent (which is rare) porque i curled my hair yesterday for easter vigil mass WHICH WAS 2 HOURS AND 45 MINUES, i would get myself a new profile pic and i forced my mother then to take pictures of me :)

 i edited 

it a bit to make myself look a LITTLE LESS PALE. but less face it, its wisconsin nobody is tan. they can fake bake and put on tanning lotion, but it just looks unnatural because everyone else  is pale.

as long as im putting up all these pictures of myself, i saw this one in iPhoto its one of my moms photos of me, it made me chuckle. I was such a cute kid :)

it must have been the first day of school because that is the only time my mother takes pictures of us, OUTSIDE and before we go on the bus. 

P.S. my hair is WET not greasy, i wasnt one of those strange kids who dont shower. i value having a nice shower with running water 

HAPPY EASTER PEOPLE HOPE ITS EVERYTHING AND MORE!!!!

Forgiveness is more than just saying sorry

So im watching just friends currently HILARIOUS stuffed with papa johns pizza my brother and cousin bought and breakfast sara o'c and i had at this cutsie little cafe this morning, and chilly PORQUE i had to pick up toilet paper off all our lawn YEAH THATS RIGHT TOILET PAPER because my brothers friends are L A ME SPELLS LAME and have nothing better to do those little ( well not little their like 18) punks


AND THEN i found out that amanda bynes got a dui because shes an isiot and drove drunk into a cop car. Its safe to say that i LOVE AMANDA BYNES and i am so very very sad :( what is the world comming to, plus look at her mug shot!!! She looks horrible!!!! Her hair is like white blond slash light purple!!! What happened to the cute little what i like about you actress :( sad sad sad story

Check out what happened here http://m.people.com/newsitem.rbml?item=20585014&feed=2%5Burl%3DdlUrl%5D&dlUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.people.com%2Fpeople%2Fmediarss%2Fmobile%2Farticle%2F0%252C%252C20585014%252C00.xml


Hopefully the rest ofthe day will be much better :)) it is only the 1st day of break

Hope everyone has a wonderful easter

you wake and you ask me if im going to be here forever

I LOVE THE AIRBORNE TOXIC EVENT---see this happens to me ALOT, i love a song for aproximately 2 days because all i have done is listen to it straight for two days and then i HATE it, so ive been trying to limit myself by listening to some more timeflies tuesday. If you liked the videos that i put on my last post then watch these!!!

turn it up ^^^^

this one isint a video but i still like it

this is a remix of Wild ones by Flo rida and HES ACTUALLY SINGING

the one above is a remix of ASS BACK HOME and he does it in his car

my friend who i mentioned in the last post who i drained out while she was talking to me but introduced me to timeflies tuesday is CONVINCED about how cute the main guy is, its ridiculous she wouldnt shut up about him

THat exact same friend forced me to listen to ALL of his song while she drove me home today and one of the lines in the song is "i'll make you wetter than Poseidon" Thats a bit dirty chap!!!

okay i have to go study spanish (we have a test one EVERY SINGLE tense we've learned which is 17 i think in 2 days im screwed) and biology
yuck


LOVE YOU ALL

I can tell you that you're all I ever wanted, dear

so yesterday while i was on my way back from PARTYING WITH JESUS---church was sooooo long because its palm sunday and all and they have the super long reading and do all that stuff with inscense but anyway i was on my way home and i heard THIS SONG on the radio 102.1 to be precise and i was like Brian! (mi hermano, or brother) what is this song called. It was one of those moment where i knew what i was because it was SOO FAMILIAR but i couldnt put my finger on it, i asked him if it was seether (love them) and he was like NO...its the airborne toxic event he said it was called all i ever wanted. and i was just like I KNEW IT, because its on my spotify playlist!!!!! i love spotify but thats beside the point. so i have been playing this song and some new madonna on repeat now for awhile and i was looking at the lyrics (below) and their so strange but i LOVE EM. i bolded the lines i particularly love

I can only say these things to you while you're sleeping
I hear the hum from the wires and the sounds of the morning creep in
I lie awake and pretend you can hear me
And you tell me that you're scared that you're turning into your mother
And I feel myself turn into my father
We could lie to each other like they do and say we're so happy
It's easy when you're young and you still want it so badly
And I feel my heart pounding
And I think that I might scream I can tell you that you're all I ever wanted, dear
And I can utter every word you've ever hope to hear
But I shudder when I think that I might not be here forever, forever, forever
That night you whispered like a ghost and you looked so shaken
You were so quiet and small and you tell me you wanted to be taken
I just never think of you as the kind of girl who would say that
And you suddenly seem like some faceless thing in my grasp
Your eyes so wide, your face a glow
It's the face of someone I don't know
I can tell you that you're all I ever wanted, dear
And I can utter every word you'd ever hope to hear
Shudder when I think that I might not be here forever, forever, forever
And all I could think is that it must be a kind of rebellion
To arm our fears like soldiers and slay them.
 I can tell you that you're all I've ever wanted, dear
Through the dim while you're breathing, while you're sleeping in here
Waken and you ask me if I'm going to be here forever, forever, forever
Your face so twisted and your eyes are light
I want to tell I can change and we can cry at night
But I'd be lying
Love is defying

kinda so scary stuff, and i am really really bad at reading into all sort of literature music included, for example Shakespeare PUHHHLEASE i such donkey balls at that!!!! so it would be equally fair that i would have just as hard of a time with something that is NOT written in shakespearean. Im also bad at rap, but lets face it their lyrics rarely make sense, their just looking for rhymes..

okay this week is going to suck HARDCORE  but i will perservere!!!!! adios amigos hope they week for you is fabooo!!!! (rhyme im awesome)