As of right now I am home alone well no not home alone but home with two children I barely know hoping that a stranger dosent call and threatens to kill me or a clown isint sitting in the other room. What can I say I'm a very paranoid person.
This morning though I went to the farmers market and after went to this amazing frozen yogurt shop. They had All these different flavors strawberry vanilla chocolate sorbet and cake batter ( me love) and then you get to pick from like 30 toppings they had captain crunch and cinnamon swirl cereal but they had normal stuff too like cookie dough and brownie bits. So you can totally load it up but then you have to weight it on a scale. They had these crazy chairs that remind me of willy wonka or Alice in wonderland they were super tall almost to the ceiling and they were just cool!! I don't know how to explain them.
After that I had my first behind the wheel where I nearly killed myself and four other people because I totally misjudged how much I had to push on the break in order to get it to stop so I took a turn at proobs about thirty miles an hour and turned into the wrong lane therefore if someone would have been there I would be d e a d dead. Plus isiah the other kid In the car was totally adorable and I was trying to impress him with my mad driving skills obviously I failed miserably. You see it's my dream to date someone of every color,ethnicity you name it I want it!!! I don't know how this idea came to me but I want it to happen plus right now I have this weird fetish for guys with long hair.BUT it had to be maintained long hair not that long strangely shit some guys call hair.
And now I am here babysitting well actually watching pride and prejudice on E! Which I happen to love because I feel all old timey and I read the book and just adore mr darcy. Last night though I had horrible nightmares about being kidnapped and clowns clowns clowns. You know that story where a girl was babysitting and she goes down the basement and sees this interesting clown statue and when the parents got home she said thats a cool statue you have of the clown in the basement and he parents are all like wait what are you talking about.AHHH that story just gives me the chills!!!! But these people have like NO food well they have nutella which I love but sometimes I feel my arteries clogging when I eat that and most of the time when I start I just can't stop!!! Plus me the little girl and little boy went to the park which is only like a five minute walk and right when we get there both of them were like I have to go to the bathroom!!!! Ugh so we bad to walk right back home to go to the bahroom where then we watched scooby doo and played the high school musical game. AHHH life is good. Peace and blessings biotch. :)
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