the circle of life

So the reason that my title of my post is "the circle of life" is because while i was in NEW YORK WAHOOO we saw the lion king in broadway it was FANASTIC. everything. the outfits. the music. the people. the seats. i highly recommend it.

its safe to say that i am thorougly exhausted but i come back one year older!!!! yayayay to a new age!

these are ALL the things we did

the federal reserve---not much to say about that, it was interesting to a point
crumbs bakery--- AWESOME they dont really have a whole lot of cupcake bakeries around here so that was REALLY FUN
wall street---TONS of tourists but it was interesting to see all the intense buisnessey men in their suits, it was like as if i was catipulted into the show suits
tiffany--- lovely lovely lovely
trump tower--- i got to see what his daughter ivanka looks like she was on this MASSIVE poster in his building and she is GORGEOUS
rockafeller center- terrible tour guide, but it was a very fancy building
the subway--- we went on this ALOT it was our main way of travel and except for the thought of all the germs there were on each surface it was fin
    BUT
these are all the people we MET in the subway
-a man who read poetry to us and begged for donations
-a man who made it look like he had a gun in his pocket and this other man basically told him to chill the efff out
-another man who begged for donations because he was a ex veteran with cerebral paulsy
-a FANTASTIC guitar player he wasnt in the subway car but he was in the subway waiting
-a woman who rolled her own cigarettes
- a little girl who had her hand on the railing put her hand in her mouth and then put it back on the railing YUCK
- a .interesting. lady who begged our group to help her carry her things to a church and sang to us in the elevator and told us how to be saved by god, she then said after the elevator that she would go wherever we were and for fear that she would follow us EVERYWHERE we just dropped her bags and were like "sorry we have to go" and ran for the doors!!! she was an interesting character
-people who smell--its often
other things we did....
the twin towers memorial-- sad but interesting
broadway-FANTASTIC loved it
this resturant called the cafeteria- so good they served mac n cheese and it used to be a old garage.
this other resturant called eataly- crowded.hectic. really good food though.
times square--SO BUSY SO MANY PEOPLE but theres this man who stands outside in tidey whities and cowboy boots and u can take pictures with him. hes hilarious
we saw the hotel that the kardashians rented out which was okay
DIDNT SEE ANYTHING for sex and the city except for the library where she almost got married to big which was pretty.
highline- which is this railroad track above ground that some people decided to make this long wildlife walkway thing
soho-SO MANY CUTE VENDORS i bought some jewelery for my birthday there it was soooo cool
brooklyn bridge-- long and crowded very hectic but the view is spectacular
ellis island-- very inspirational but i didnt feel at the time reading EVERY sign about EVERY detail so my cousins and i skipped tht part and went straight to the theater
statue of libery- ITS HUGE. HUGE


i cant think of anything else but its safe to say that it was LONG days and LONG NIGHTs. lots of walking. i really liked new york though besides the sometimes pee-smelling streets and homeless men who camped out. the people who lived there were really nice and ask if we needed help if we looked lost. lets just say that i DO NOT want that to be the last time that i visit new york.

okay ive gotta go --step up evolution with sara.


adios amigos.

ANY COOL BIRTHDAY PRESENT SUGGESTIONS that i can give to my parents?!?!?!

this is more sincere than the bottom of the letter..

so good remix by timeflies tuesday

I talked about these guys once they did a dirty remix of a disney song...it was fantastic


STEPH LONG TIME NO HEAR!!!!!!

thankfully i got a solid 11 hours of sleep today so i definitly feel MUCH better after waking up at 7 every day this week YUCK its summer i shouldnt have to do that!
I am not going to be babysitting though until the 1st so i can go trhough a food cleanse. These people i babysit for have nothing really but yogurt intheir refridgerator, and time after time i chose the nutella over the yogurt NOT A GOOD CHOICE. i am bad with temptation. but these past five days i feel as if i have been CONSTANTLY full, im never hungry because i eat ALL THE TIME at these peoples house. SO this week is my food cleanse and LOTS OF WATER.

with august approaching quickly i can feel myself flipping out internally. SENIOR YEAR!!!AHHHH i used to think that when i would be a senior that i would have everything figured out. iwould know where i want to go and what i would want to do. But thats a joke right? because i have no effing clue what i want to do.

I continually flip back in forth bewetten Pediatrician (Pro: dollar dollar bills, and helping adorable kids. Cons: lots of school, seeing sick kids :( ), Architect which is my dream job, but with the economy in the toilet i dont know if that would be so great, and a engineer because i love math.  UGHHHH. choices choices.

I did decide that im not going away to a different state for school because i could never handle that. Not being able to see my mom and all my family I COULD NEVER HANDLE THAT plus i love my bed and my room and home cooked meals, y would i ever want to give that up!!!

but anyway i am SO THANKFUL that this week is over. PRAISE THE LORD . now i can go to goodwill and get a funky table and flip it to make it look fabulous, stay up till 2, make target runs in hope to see patrick the cute target employee with sara, sleep in till 10, get starbucks, read cosmo, buy clothes......



AND THEN IM OFF TO NEW YORK for a all girls trip with my mom aunt and cousins its going to be fabulous. I am planning all my outfits out so i look fabulous every day and crossing my fingers that i see someone famous, not that im going to accost them or something i just want to take a picture from afar, i dont think i could ever go up to them. If i saw chris hemsworth, josh hutcherson, or joseph morgan from vampire diaries i think i would have a panic attack i would be so over the moon.

Not that you need to know this but my current obsessions are: the Janet Evanovich books im on the 9th book!!! my friend recommended that i read it and I LOVE IT, key lime okios yogurt JUST HAD SOME YUMMM, my new tangerine shorts, and flavored coffee.


IM OFF to my haircut wish me luck!!! and maybe goodwill if sara ever responds to my text!

adios amigos have a happy saturday.

the sounds of the dishwasher

1. i am babysitting
2. wishing i had starbucks
3. hoping to find something good at urban outfitters
4. excited for my birthday the 27th BABY
5. wanting to go home


HAPPY FIRDAY

this is a short one I KNOW

AWW YEAH

this is in fact NOT a song, but something i said to a bunch of dudes sara and i happened to stumble upon. here is the story

so sara and i were going to go to her high school to run around the track so that we would know EXACTLY how far we went, plus running on tracks are so nice, and squishy, not as hard as concrete. It turns out to prevent vandalism from the rivalry school (last year they wrote penis on the tennis courts in spray paint and we DO NOT live in a janky neighborhood this is the burbs) they locked all access to the track. So then we went to this pond/lake/more like a tiny pool filled with alge its gross thing and ran around the pond because they have a lovely little trail.

On our way back to the car there were a couple of people mulling around about 100 ft. away with their dogs. One family left. This other somewhat youngerish guy left and STARED im telling ya STARED at us and then decided to stop and crank up his music and roll down all his windows as we were driving away. WTF. GET A LIFE. URE WAY TOO OLD TO DO THAT. then when we were in the car ready to leave this group of youngerish boys probably college kids rolled in. Who goes to a park at 930 at night?---> boys who want to smoke pot and not get caught. So they had all thier windows down also and were staring ALSO so what did i do being the outgoing little missy that i am went HEYYYYYYYY, and then to sara i went AWW YEAH.

so now im snaking on some delicious chobiani apple and cinnamon yogurt trying to convince myself not to have some orange sherbert #fatgirlprobs. Sara and i like to vocally say our #fat girl probs.


This week i think i will document all of them and then report then back to you all. THEIR HILARIOUS.

also. four weeks ago when sara and i went to target at like 9 to get me some cosmo and fifty shades of grey this SUPER hott guy checked us out. not like looked at us, but he took our stuff and took my money and gave me my recipt checked us out.  Then yesterday when we went to target again not only did we see some SUPER HOTT GUYS but OUR FIFTY-SHADES-HOT-CHECKER-OUTER, and he ended up returning an item for us . good story. i know.

Babysitting started this week. while i try to keep my eye on the prize ($$$$$$$ cha ching) its very hard because the kids are SO ENEGETIC.....ALL THE TIME. kids.

this girl in my grade had a baby this week. i almost died when i heard about it.

I CANT EVEN FIT A SUPER UP THERE. LET ALONE A BABY.

funny story to re-enforce the previous sentence.

so i had my period and decided it might be fun to use a new kind of tampon than normal that i got in this sample pack in the mail. It was an Ultra. I kinda brushed this off and didnt really think much of it. It didnt hurt going in so i didnt think it was gonna be a problem taking it out, not that you needed to know that. But anywho its one of those tampons that flowers out when in inside ya. WHen i was going 2 bed i took it out and it HURT LIKE A MO FO and i actually had to stop midway thru and tell myself to just get it over with, either way its gonna hurt. and i KID YOU NOT. i pretty much yanked it out and almost passed out right there on the toilet. I got light headed and dizzy and i was seeing double, and i ACTUALLY HAD TO SIT DOWN ON MY BED and relax for a solid 5 mintues before i could get up and go back to my nighly routine.

ya i will NOT BE HAVING SEX (abstinence is the best form of contraception) letting alone getting pregnant any time soon.


well i hope that wasnt too graphic for ya

adios muchachas cya soon.

And you feel hopelless an homeless

Sometime around midnight airborne toxic event

The title may say tht i am feeling down in the dumps but im actually feeling quite contrary.

With a surge of craftical inspiration i am very content with my ipod on shiffle, full from noodles penne rosa and free starbucks, and cool because i am siting right next to my air conditioner

Hipe everyones fourth went wonderfully

This is a glimpse at wht im concocting i will be sure to put up a picture of the completed project


Happy thursday :):)

oh oh im comming right back

CODY SIMPSON ERE-BODY

i love him. cody simpson and the hemsoworths are my not so secret astrailian crushes

THEY ARE TO DIE FOR

okay you guys.......


WHAT THE FUCK 


WHAT THE FUCK 


WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HARRY STYLES PEOPLE?!?!?!!


if you havent heard already HARRY STYLES had a affair WITH A 30 YEAR OLD
isisnt tht slightly molesterish of the girl! YUCK people 


i read this on perez hilton (naturally... because i read it every day)




READ IT 

This. Is. Seriously. JUICY!

One Direction's Harry Styles may very well be a homewrecker, as he reportedly engaged in a May-December romance with 32-year-old Lucy Horobin, a MARRIED DJ with whom he openly flirted during their first meeting on-air back in August when he was 17!

A source explains:

“Harry’s got a record for pulling some of the most beautiful women in showbiz and couldn’t resist Lucy’s beautiful looks. He found her ­really witty and very sexy. Lucy was going through a rocky patch with her husband. After only a year of marriage she had doubts over whether she had done the right thing. She had requested taking time out in their relationship and they were virtually ­leading separate lives. Harry just happened to be in the right place at the right time. He charmed his way into her life and brought a little bit of excitement with him. Lucy was confused about her feelings for her husband. They were still living in the same house but not actually living as a couple. Then, when things fizzled out with Harry, she realised she had made a stupid mistake. She wanted to make a real go of her ­marriage and decided the only way to do that was to confess about Harry. She was terrified of admitting what she had done. Although she believes she was ­separated from her husband at the time, she knew he would hate it. But she knew it was the only way of moving forward. As you can imagine it was tough. He was mad. She was mortified. But they are working their way through the troubles and are glad they have ­decided to stay together.”

And if this can't get any MORE scandalous, according to one of her friends:

“She knows she shouldn’t admit it but said the sex was amazing. He knew exactly what he was doing despite the fact he was only 17. He’s adorable and Lucy had a lot of fun. But it was never going to be anything serious. It was a mistake. She loves her husband and wants to be with him. She’s a great girl but got caught up in the moment with Harry. She was having a few ­difficulties in her marriage and it just happened. She knows people will hate her for doing it, particularly with a young lad who is so high profile, but life is not always black and white. We all make errors but have to learn from them.”

WOW. Coo-coo-cachoo Mrs. Robinson, INDEED!

This is some scandalous shiz!

We can't imagine potentially ruining a marriage - especially one as short-lived as theirs - over a teenager, in a boy band or not, but hey!

Hopefully now she'll know better than to get involved with the young-ins!

Lesson learned, we hope!

ISISNT THAT JUCIY 

ESPICALLY THE SEX PART!

but anyway...

sara and i are studiousily working on our bucket list

today we got 10 dollars worth of frozen yogurt which is pretty hard 

yesterday we people watched (and saw WAYYY too many people we knew at the mall, people i preferably did not want to see) and failed miserably....people watching is HARDDD

also yesterday we had a picnic 

on friday we are having our "date night" so that should be interesting 

i ran two miles today and thought I WAS GOING TO DIE. it was perty bad. I had gotten so used to going on the elliptical over vacation that hitting the treadmill was like a culture shock 

heres how i am feeling 

tired because i have stayed up two night now devouring the 2nd shades of grey book consqeuently getting only 7 hours of sleep. AND THIS IS SUMMER im supposed to get at LEAST 10

bloated--thats what 10 dollars worth of fo yo will do to ya 

sad--i have to wait a whole nother week for TEEN WOLF AHHH

creeperish. there are painters who are...painting the house next to us and i have PERFECT vision of these shirtless gods 

excited. sara and i are going to the big bang tonight 

anxious. summerfest is comming up and I HAVENT been there yet so it should be interesting

giddy. MAGIC MIKE COMES OUT FRIDAY 

thirsty

proud of myself. IM ROCKING OUT TO NEW MUSICA 

if ya need some new stuff to listen too i highly RECOMMEND THIS.

primadonna-mariana and the diamonds 

noosa- walk on by

wish U were here- cody simpson

Drank in my Cup- Kirko Bangz

Tacata-Tacabro(this song has a pitbull feel to it)

Party(ich will abgehn)- Die Atzen (not sure what language this is)

Crew Love- Drake ft. the Weeknd

How we do- Rita Ora

Time of your life (remix)- Kid Ink feat. chris brown

Let it Roll- Flo Rida

Wide Awake- Katy Perry

Dancing Shoes- Dev

Emmylo- First Aid Kit

Promises- Nero Ft. Skrillex

Verstrahlt feat. Yasha-Marteria (german rapper. slightly creepy at first but you get used to it)

Obviousily i am on a bit of a multilingual music kick. not sure why. 

BITCHES BE CRAY

see ya later aligators.

peace and love. always. katie. 

SUITSSUITSSUITS

I am sittig down about to watch suits YAYAYHAHAYAYAYA thank god my condo has cable!!! Today we had a snorkleing swimming boat day It started early 6 FREAKING THRITY which was o e of the only bad parts The other thing that sucked was that these really annoying twenty something girls were in our group onthe boat and they were just OBNOXIOUS they didnt do any of the activities and we were constanty waiting for them because they were at the bar!! Or the giftshop or something!! So we were on the boat and then we went to see some batholiths whoch was okayyyyy i guess if you find old rocks interesting. Then we went back on our boat and traveled somewhere else where we went snorkeling. Then We went to lunch then back on the boat and to "the soggy dollar" which is this cool outdoor bar where people park their boats about 10 yards (some farther some closer) to the shore and then you swim up to the beach and go to the bar. The. Ar got its name because back in the olden days they used to accept your "soggy" dollars that got all wet from your swim over. It was perty cool. Ultimately the day was a sucess I bonded with the cute tour guide slash captain who has log curly dark hair with blond ends (by now you sjould know my weakness is long haired boys ahemmmmmm TAYLOR KITSCH IS A GOD) who i found out is 28, a little old for me but hey NO JUDGING, he has a on track sister who has 2.5 kids (his words not mine) whereas he is kind a nomad, hes lived in chinateaching english, prague, italy, atlanta, ALL OVER, and hen one day he decided he wanted to go somehwere warm and be on a boat so that was fun. Overall im wiped, and beyond excited for my RELAXIN FRIDAY WAHOOO :) :) Love love love katie