AWW YEAH

this is in fact NOT a song, but something i said to a bunch of dudes sara and i happened to stumble upon. here is the story

so sara and i were going to go to her high school to run around the track so that we would know EXACTLY how far we went, plus running on tracks are so nice, and squishy, not as hard as concrete. It turns out to prevent vandalism from the rivalry school (last year they wrote penis on the tennis courts in spray paint and we DO NOT live in a janky neighborhood this is the burbs) they locked all access to the track. So then we went to this pond/lake/more like a tiny pool filled with alge its gross thing and ran around the pond because they have a lovely little trail.

On our way back to the car there were a couple of people mulling around about 100 ft. away with their dogs. One family left. This other somewhat youngerish guy left and STARED im telling ya STARED at us and then decided to stop and crank up his music and roll down all his windows as we were driving away. WTF. GET A LIFE. URE WAY TOO OLD TO DO THAT. then when we were in the car ready to leave this group of youngerish boys probably college kids rolled in. Who goes to a park at 930 at night?---> boys who want to smoke pot and not get caught. So they had all thier windows down also and were staring ALSO so what did i do being the outgoing little missy that i am went HEYYYYYYYY, and then to sara i went AWW YEAH.

so now im snaking on some delicious chobiani apple and cinnamon yogurt trying to convince myself not to have some orange sherbert #fatgirlprobs. Sara and i like to vocally say our #fat girl probs.


This week i think i will document all of them and then report then back to you all. THEIR HILARIOUS.

also. four weeks ago when sara and i went to target at like 9 to get me some cosmo and fifty shades of grey this SUPER hott guy checked us out. not like looked at us, but he took our stuff and took my money and gave me my recipt checked us out.  Then yesterday when we went to target again not only did we see some SUPER HOTT GUYS but OUR FIFTY-SHADES-HOT-CHECKER-OUTER, and he ended up returning an item for us . good story. i know.

Babysitting started this week. while i try to keep my eye on the prize ($$$$$$$ cha ching) its very hard because the kids are SO ENEGETIC.....ALL THE TIME. kids.

this girl in my grade had a baby this week. i almost died when i heard about it.

I CANT EVEN FIT A SUPER UP THERE. LET ALONE A BABY.

funny story to re-enforce the previous sentence.

so i had my period and decided it might be fun to use a new kind of tampon than normal that i got in this sample pack in the mail. It was an Ultra. I kinda brushed this off and didnt really think much of it. It didnt hurt going in so i didnt think it was gonna be a problem taking it out, not that you needed to know that. But anywho its one of those tampons that flowers out when in inside ya. WHen i was going 2 bed i took it out and it HURT LIKE A MO FO and i actually had to stop midway thru and tell myself to just get it over with, either way its gonna hurt. and i KID YOU NOT. i pretty much yanked it out and almost passed out right there on the toilet. I got light headed and dizzy and i was seeing double, and i ACTUALLY HAD TO SIT DOWN ON MY BED and relax for a solid 5 mintues before i could get up and go back to my nighly routine.

ya i will NOT BE HAVING SEX (abstinence is the best form of contraception) letting alone getting pregnant any time soon.


well i hope that wasnt too graphic for ya

adios muchachas cya soon.