Saturday, July 9, 2011

Every day im shuffling along with LMFAO

so last nightt i was on youtube and came across grayson (?), or greysen(?) i have no idea, anyway grayson chance's new video called unfriend you. I will have you know i think this kid is great i mean he really is talented and everything and i saw him on ellen and he seemed pretty chill, but UNFRIEND YOU....really? when i watched the video this is how my brain processing went

         1. Wait unfriend you from what? facebook? Twitter?
         2. Are you even old enough to have one of those
         3. How old are you?! like 11.?
         4. This is so typical your angry with the rihanna red head looking girl so OBVIOUSILY your gonna find your self a NEW girl at the big party you go to where everyone just happens to look and say hi to you.

Maybe its just me but i thought it was TOTALLY lame. And ya know what.. hes gonna have a major setback when you know what your voice is gonna DROP KID! J Beibs had to deal with it and so will you

Sara and i are taking her tiny puppy for a walk and then maybe making smores. Some girl, haley told us to put peanut butter under the chocolate and then you have a semi like recees pieces so maybe we will try it. But the last time my friend mary kate and i made smores on thursday, i found my boy frosh i think neighbor making creepy noises with his friends at us, and his sister was totally pulling a peeping tom on us, i could see her through her window, all her lights were on. So when i started waving a giant 3 foot stick in a "hello" like fashion she ducked down and moved away from the window. Got a real nice set of classy neighbors. Plus their dad is totally creepy my mom calls him todd the terrorist because he looks like a terrorist. He always has his shirt off and you cant even see his white skin because its covered with HAIR its gross and hes always burning shit and stanking up the neighborhood. God i am so nice arent i.

well peace and love in the hood katie and sara

Friday, July 8, 2011

bonjour dame

So i forgot to talk out sara and i's time volunteering. First of all Eduardo (isn't this sad i had to like pause for like 30 seconds to think about how to spell that) the kid who doesn't know shit about ANYTHING was not there so we didn't have anyone to bug. But we had alot of business. Los Personas ...
1. This like french/chezch/romanian woman asked to go to same day cardio and i just kinda looked at my papers trying to figure out where it was cause i was clueless. I asked her is she was visiting and she said yes and I was like ohh did u travel far to get here, and obviously she only lived like 10 minutes away.
2. Two black ladies were going to visit their minister. One of them needed a wheelchair and she asked me if i thought i could push her and i was just like uhhh i think so. holy crap was i wrong! i was literally like bending over to push her and i kept on bumping into things because it was SOO hard to push her. Then she told me in a joking voice that she thought i needed a license to take people around in the wheelchair.
 3. sara had this guy who asked her if she can walk really slow because he walks so slow because he was a rather bigger man.
4. this guy came up to me and was like hey i put my money into the time machine and i didnt get anything back. SO i had no idea what to do with that so i told him to go ask the lady at the front desk. Hes probs mid 20s real skinny kinda looked like a skater. He went up to the main desk lady and she told him to go to security, 30 seconds later you see him whizzing by on one of those like sitting scooter things meant for people who cant walk. and he just was walking up to the front desk. I just watched in awe as he whizzed past and this old man saw me and started chuckling.
5. I was sitting at the volunteer desk and i was reading a book and i look up and this old guy with two 50s+ looking ladies were just standing there. I was just like omg im sorry and he told me he didnt want to disturb me. He asked me where to check in and i told him he would have to wait at the end of the line to check in with the ladies at the desk. He just looks at me and is like All the way....Back there. Umm yup i said. And he was like...i have to...wait? Im just like uhh yeah sorry. Then when he was at the front desk he was like WHAT, and the lady with him says he cant hear a thing. He was cute
6. Sara also had this creeper who told her she was the prettiest transporter he ever had. Sara then said that if he called to be picked up from where he was dropped off, she was not going to pick him up.
7. One lady asked me why i was doing this and i just said to see if this could be a potential career path, and this lady asked me what in the world out of everything do i want to do, and she told me that she had one minute before we got to the room she was visiting for me to try and get me to capture my dreams. She was sooo sweet. I wish there were more people like her in the world who want nothing more than for me to catch my dreams and do what I want to do.
..theres more but i just cant seem to remember them.

Today sara and i sat outside and tanned because i have some HORRIBLE tan lines from my last crispy burn, and i need to get rid of them asap. Saras mom last summer bought this thing called the Personal Misting system (PMS funny right.?) and its this hose thingy that...mists you. It was sooo nice cause it was almost 90 degrees here. Then i read that story in people this week about that girl who was kidnapped at the bus at like 11 and had a kid at 14 and 17 and she was forced to live with this wierdo and his wife for 18 YEARS! The guy was sentenced to 431 or something like that, years in prision. Thats what u get, Biotch.

At tennis then mikey wasnt there and it was truely depressing, our moods changed dramatically. Us being total rebels went to mickey d's to get strawberry lemonades after even though Sara's mom told her to come right home after tennis. Then tonight we went to go see monte carlo, that new movie with selena gomez katie cassidy and leighton meester and whats his name....finn, OH corey moneith. I was really hoping sara and i would be the only ones in the theater but we were SOL thats only happened to me once but it was in the morning on like a tuesday it was awesome though. I still havent figured out if i like selena as an actor... i just havent decided. But i LOVE LOVE LOVE leighton meester and katie cassidy. Leighton is just so....classy with all the stuff she wears, and their both just soo cute. I told sara that we should wait till everybody is gone to see if theres like a tiny tiny clip at the end of the movie like in pirates of the carribean 3, but we didnt stay. Then when i proceeded to dance to who says, in the theater sara continued to walk out and probably pretend she doesnt know me just in case someone were to walk in. But we were able to add a couple things to our bucket list as we walked out, well more like things we NEED to do.
---i really wanna go to a shooting range for some reason, so my dad said hed take me there for my birthday, plus learn some mandarin chinese, do lots lots lots of tye dying, go to some batting cages even though we dont play baseball, paddle boating and kayaking, and do this trail called the ice age trail, we wanna be able to run 4 miles by the end of the summer, annd i guess thats it. Im sure theres more but i dont remember.

But my brithday is only like....19 days away. and i wanna do something but i dont know what to do!. Do i have a party with lots of people or,, keep it low key, go out to dinner with some friends. I just dont know what to do!!!!AHHH! Plus after lots of convincing tonight saras parents let her drive. Even though shes had her license for over a month. When we were preparing to go to the movie i was like OOH we need snacks. because movie theater food is wayyy overpriced (gosh i sound like my mother :/ ) so i was looking through their pantry and saras mom told me AGAIN that i like to raid their pantry. Which may be slightly true :) But overall today was a pretty good day. I discovered some new songs that i really like....Memories by Panic at the disco, Kiss and Sell by The Maine, and Your surrender by neon trees, which i just cant stop repeating.

Okay people. happy saturday!!!!!

Thursday, July 7, 2011

i told you id get a picture

First of all i mean come awn look at how cute this kid i babysat for is, i hope my kids are as cute as him.
Okay and secondly you cant really caputre the true effect of this mans hotness but i said id get a pciture, and then i thought tht maybe id get another one but the creepiness started to settle in. The guy is a complete idiot though i was not sublte about this AT ALL and he didnt even notice me

Now that i look at this i dont think he even looks that cute at all, a bit scrawny for my taste

Well that was creepy or antthing. katie and sara

oh mikey..

So sara and i have now begun to look forward to our conversations with mikey. Although im almost postive that he lied to me about his girlfiend, im sure he thought that i had some girly crush on him....which actually i totally do but he is like 6 years older than me. And my dad told me im not allowed to date till im 30 soo obviousily that wouldnt have worked out.

Today i was up at 820 which nobody should be awake at that time of day, its just too early. But this asshole mover guys were like SHOUTING at eachother and they were standing right NEXT to eachother its like just shut the chuck up idots i can hear you and im like 700 feet away! god they were idiots and i was nott very happy with them.

This is how sara mikey and i's conversation went yesterday.

K and S: so mikey are you going to britney (concert at summerfest)
M: are you kidding me front row seats i love britney
K and S: (Laughs) wait i thought you hated britney----(He told sara the other day he loathed her because she talked about steamed vegtables in her lyrics)
M: nope i love her....just kidding. So katie you wanna be the coach on the other court while i play
K: well sure what are we doing over there?
M: well were serving telling jokes and saying our life stories
K: well mikey whats your life story?
M: (this is basically how it goes) so i was born in china (laughs from S and K), and sold into the black market, and survived off of scraps, i lived there for 7 years until i moved to the united states....
K: and then you went to marquette high? (laughs from S and K)(this is highly ironic because marquette high is really expensive so it..was just ironic)
M: ahaha yah then i went to marquette, and now i live in the shed.
                   -----the shed is right next to the tennis courts.
K and S: hahaha so is this your last year because your going to be a senior? haha 30 and still here
M: what are you kidding me im going to be 50 and still here.

Then we proceeded to learn he has a twin sister and when i told him i would love to see the girl version of him he said "this isnt show and tell." Then he said "she got the brains, ive got the looks." So when i told him he shouldnt beee to cocky he just shrugged.

He then went on to try and teach sara the proper way to serve where she continued to laugh through everything she did, i think she has a problem :). After that when he was sitting on a bench with one of the other coaches 2 courts away and the kids were picking up balls, sara and i were standing like two feet away from the hopper and i threw one in a missed it was embarassing, but mikey was like "really katie!" he shouted this from two courts over. And then i proceeded to get that feeling in your head when you think someone is watching you and id look out of the corner of my eye and would see him looking in our general direction but who knows maybe there was something SUPER interesting behind us.

Then when we were playing this game jail this fat kid who is super annoying but sometimes funny, last year he got hit in the balls and he like started screaming and fell to the ground it was pretty hilarious, but anyway his forehand got caught by someone so he had to come over to the loser side, and he shouts to one a of the girl coaches who caught his ball "i DONT KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE." and everybody was just like what the heck! who says that! it was hilarious, although i think its one of those things where you just had to be there to understand.

Anyway enough about mikey, tonight rebecca and mary kate are comming over and were making pudgie pies and watching step up. If you havent heard of pudgie pies there these things that you put over a campfire, its kinda like a grilled cheese except you can put pizza sauce and mozerella or pie filling. But they are DELICIOUS!

Plus my sunburn is totally fading on my face which is good because awhile ago i was afraid to go out in public because it was hard to not notice if u know what i mean. Also, im in my living room and i can see into my next door neighbors drive way and there getting their house painted by college students, and one of them walks but with no shirt on and lemme tell you he has definitly has the whole V going on, maybe ill take a picture of him and you can see what i mean, is that a bit creepy?!? just kidding...oh there he is again

hahaa bubbi my loves whoever you are katie and sara

P.S. Steph, or cammyxxxlover (i forgot how many x's there are and where they go) i totally love time bomb by all time low, it may possibly be my go to song when im on the computadora!!!

Monday, July 4, 2011

It was my birthday my stupid birthday.

 you know what song i am just totally in love with right now even though its like 5 years old?!?!?! i bet you will never guess, well actually i have a couple the potential breakup song, before he cheats, lip gloss, and oh well i guess thats it. They are totally random but the other day i was looking at saras itunes playlist and she had all these songs on her ipod and i was like what they chuck! im going to start listening to those again there classics.

Today i woke up and the fabulously hotttt man was still over at my house and he looked even better with his slightly tousled hair, not trying to be creepy or anything. But Sara my mom and i all headed out to the burbs of chicago to go shopping, and i wanted to die by the time we were done. Sara and i both fell asleep in the car ride home. I felt like my feet were going to fall off, and my back hurt and i felt like a minority where we were, there were just so many ASIANS. Dont get my wrong i love asians i actually think they are adorable and i want ALL their wardrobes they all just have great style, but its just so wierd being one of the like only cacuasian and or white person there. I may be being slightly dramatic but thats not unusual. And on our way to chicago i finally figured out why in my last post that i mentioned friday is the hottest day of the week because its FRYday. God i am an IDIOT, hahaa i literally could not figure it out, what can i say sometimes i may be a tiny bit dense.

I told sara today that i think it would be cool if we were like Julie from Julie and Julia, to try out all these recipes and see if theyre any good. So sara told me after i suggested it that we should try making something maybe like once a week and see how it goes. Plus last year on our summer bucket list we wanted to make saras family something totally hard for them to have for dinner. We finally decided that we would make them pasta.

Also, i havent worked out now for 3 days!!! AHH! for me thats a LONG time because i am always worried that if i dont do it for a couple of days i wont do it EVER! Because its been almost a year now since ive been running and lifting weights at least 4 times a week and its been a huge bitch i hate it, but i love the feeling afterward. Although i did have a bit of a set back because yeah while i may have dropped almost two sizes for my jeans, my stomach still looks like a BEACHED WHALE i just cant seem to get rid of it, and all of our holiday festivities have not helped much with my never ending struggle. but que es possible, its possible because i ALWAYS tell myself okay katie your going to change.....now, that i will actually do it because, you, whoever you are, are reading this and i guess its kind of my affirmative statement?!?! i dont know but im going to change im determind! plus its SUMMER BITCH! i wanna look GOOD!

I forgot about this song its also addictive its called let it go by brit and alex, and its from step up 2 i love love love it. It just popped into my head and i couldnt remember any of the lyrics and it took me forever to find it but i finally did!! this is my favorite part.
     I was on the outside (lookin in) 
     Wondering where do I (go from here)
     wanna show the world my (time is now) 
     I won't hold back 
     I'm comin out 

   Because tonight I'm so inspired 
   I feel the beat it takes me higher 
   To break free is my desire
   This is the new me

   I just wanna let it go, let it go, let it go
   I'm about to let it go, let it go, let it go


i didnt realize this till now but those lyrics are somewhat inspirational...? maybe somewhere around the world i brought someone to tears with my awesome and powerful blogging. Love peace and blessings, go america you rock. love katie and sara 


P.S. Watch this i bet it will knock your socks off, its hilarious and if you have already seen it i bet you did when you first watched it too. 

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Summer summer sum

The past couple of days have been very very busy I will try to recap them accurately.

Day 1.
At tennis while I sweated my balls ( figuratively) of course, sara got to have the best conversation ever with Mikey that consisted of talking about Britney spears and her lame ass lyrics because according to him she "sings about steamed vegtables"....? Then sophomores began to hit on him and he actually ( I was surprised) though that that was super creepy considering that he's gonna be a junior in college. He then told Sara a riddle that was super gay ...what is the hottest day of the week?.....;.;................ Friday. I dont even know how that makes any sense. He ts her antother one that was so bad I forgot it.

Day 2.
My cousin had her bachlorette party and yet while I was not invited to the bar hopping part I did get to go to the dinner and the hotel where they played dirty games that I was an ASSET to I was totally underestimated and or team got 2nd place in pictionAry. I then had to give my cousin a piece of advice on a giant blow up penis, and since I amnot exactly a dating extrodinair or married and a had a slight bit of writers block all I could think of to say was "the Naughtier the better that's my motto" I will assure you that's not my motto I just added that to make myself sound cooler.... Obviousily I failed.

Day 3

Today we had a massive party at our house for my bro's and cousins college graduation and my other brothers confirmation. It lasted from 130 to almost 930. I am exhausted to the extreme, we basically played volleyball and ate a large portion of the day. Plus my almost one month vision came and he is just adorable he looks like a little squirrel or sea monkey, he's precious. It took my 20 minutes for me to get him to sleep and he's like a miniature 7 pound sauna by the time he was asleep I was sweating!! Also my cousins wives brother who is good friends with my brother who recently broke up with his super cute Hawaiian dancer who was in a lady gaga video And they met in yoga class because she was cheating on him with her ex boyfriend who I doubt is cuter than this guy. He's just tall dark and handsome he's the total package.anyway though he is sleeping over at my house and I can barely contain myself Im so excited, I'm totally lAme because I know it's not like I'm going to be talking to him or anything. But hat was a nice little pick me up.

Day 4.

Tommorow or well I guess today I will be going to Chicago to go dress shopping which I am uber excited about you can expect to have a good story of of tht because Sara is comming with me. I have to wake up at like 830 which for me is.a time that NOBODY should be up at not even Jesus should wake from his slumber That hour. So that should be really fun and it's the 4th! !!!!wahoooooooo go America!!!!

Peace love and blessings Katie and sara

Happy 4th hope it's fabulous Katie and Sara

Friday, July 1, 2011

cause your on my heart like a tattoo

I havent even gone outside yet and ive already lathered up on my spf 70+ sunscreen on my face and all other much needed areas. Arent you proud! whoever you are and whoever is reading this! So yesterday sara her bro and her mom and i all went for a very later night like 945 walk in the dark and guess who was outside...dundundun..ryan. Who knew he actually had friends to play basketball with, hes just so ANTISOCIAL! Well as i got all squirmy and was whispering at sara to move faster because we were lingering past his house and thats the LAST thing i wanted to do, sara says to her mom "see mom look at how nervous she gets." Its like a disease i swear, maybe i have some anti boy syndrome. GOSH! im a freak.

maybe mikey will sat something stupid today at tennis and i will post it later but as for now its HOTT and im sweating and all im doing is typing, gee im cool.

Peace out home slice katie and sara